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    23 Weird Yet Awesome Things We Found On Jet That You'll Totally Want To Buy

    Furniture socks, a penis pop-up book, a lampire magnet, and 21 other weird products you kinda can't live without.

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    1. A pet stroller for pet-parents who know that sometimes the only way to take a stroll with your dog without stopping at every fire hydrant is by putting them in an actual stroller on the way to the dog park.


    Price: $75.99

    2. A finger puppet book that'll really grow on you.


    Price: $7.72

    3. A spit spray to keep your glasses, goggles, and windshields from fogging up when things get steamy.


    Price: $6.84

    4. A set of eight furniture socks, because you didn't get cold feet when you invested in your kitchen table, so your table shouldn't get cold feet either (plus, it'll keep your floors scratch-free).


    Price: $13.99

    5. A Sesame Street mug for anyone who takes milk and cookies (kinda) seriously.


    Price: $15.99

    6. A plunger or toilet paper plaque to up your potty-humor game to a surprisingly adorable level.


    Price: $28.18 (plunger), $36.37 (toilet paper)

    7. A road trip board game with random facts about satisfyingly strange landmarks and pit stops in the U.S.


    Price: $43.49

    8. A monster backpack that'll put a spin on the old "my dog ate my homework," excuse.


    Price: $19.99

    9. A rather odd wall decal, which is sure to ~strip away~ any hesitations you have about it fast, because your guests are gonna ~fall~ in love with it the minute they see it.


    Price: $45.97

    10. A strawberry jumpsuit for big puppers who deserve a ~berry~ cute outfit.


    Price: $20.45

    11. A powdered peanut butter to help you add an easy protein and a tasty nutty flavor to smoothies and baked goods, because you're often ~flakey~ when it comes to making yourself a nice breakfast.


    Price: $6.24

    12. A callus eraser — it's gonna make your feet so silky smooth that your life before this stuff will seem super ~rough.~


    Price: $5.47

    13. An inflatable vibrating dildo for helping your sex position skills really ~blow up.~


    This inflatable vibrating dildo seat uses two AA batteries (not included). Once inflated, you can comfortably use the seat in multiple positions and control the vibrating speed and strength as you take this thing for a joy ride.

    Price: $28.02

    14. A set of three no-tie laces, because if Back To The Future taught us anything about the present, it's that we should be wasting no time tying laces at this point.


    Price: $12.88

    15. A waffle bowl maker for making sundaes people will ice scream for.


    Price: $24.90

    16. A pregnancy cravings cookbook that will save the day when you know "the baby" is craving something but it's too strange for you to figure out what it is.!, Jet

    This book includes 153 recipes of random food combinations and treats that are easy to make at home (get ready to throw ketchup on everything). The colored illustrations and hilariously honest remarks make this the kind of book you want to devour, even if the foods sound terrible when you aren't expecting.

    Price: $14.95

    17. A tissue box so cute it'll give you the sniffles.


    Price: $9.99

    18. A cutie magnet so you can have a refrigerator covered in stuff that doesn't suck (your blood).


    Price: $5.49

    19. A shake mask your skin is gonna drink up.

    This rubber molding mask uses a cream-to-sheet system so you can easily apply it to your skin without making a mess, while still getting the benefits of a molding mask. This helps penetrate your skin deeper than regular sheet masks, while also making sure every nook and cranny is covered in a luxurious layer of the moisturizing, firming, and brightening mix.

    Price: $10.95 (available in hydro mask)

    20. A taco purse you'll need to ~clutch~ close so your friends don't steal it.


    "That's nacho purse!"

    Price: $24.90

    21. A mustache sandwich cutter for giving yourself a real sour (dough) expression.


    This cuts three mustaches out of a regular slice of bread.

    Price: $8.45

    22. A gummy lab that'll teach you all you could ever need to know about gelatinous materials.


    Price: $15.91

    23. And finally, a doggo cookie jar who is gonna have sweeter tricks than any pup at the park.


    Price: $14.88

    When your friends ask if you really got this stuff from Jet.


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