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    27 Tote Bags To Buy If You Don't Believe In Bumper Stickers

    Grab these if you want to get your point across without putting that point across your bumper.

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    1. A Grand Canyon canvas bag so you can show off your road trip travels even when you aren't in your car.

    Hiker Bound

    Get it from Hiker Bound on Etsy for $22.

    2. A Friends or Stranger Things "What Do I Have In My Bag?" totes for die-hard fans who want everyone to know how they'll be spending their Saturday night. Hint: it involves coffee, waffles, and friendship.


    ...and demogorgons.

    Get the Friends one and the Stranger Things one from Jnapleg on Etsy for $25.56.

    3. A quote tote so you can personally sport an accessory with wise words from the Goddess Obama herself. You'd also happily put this on your car, but then you couldn't carry it around all the time.

    Fabulously Feminist

    "History has shown us that courage can be contagious and hope can take on a life of its own." —Michelle Obama

    Get it from Fabulously Feminist on Etsy for $25.99.

    4. A foodie tote made *of* recycled materials and made *for* anyone who knows what it takes to have true love and strong friendships.


    The answer is food.

    BTW, the tote on the left says "I like long romantic walks to the fridge" and the one on the right says "Let's eat your feelings too" — both solid ideas. And be sure to check out BuzzFeed Reviews top picks for the best reusable grocery bags!

    Promising review: "This thing holds a LOT considering its size. We have a fridge at work so I mainly use it to transport my food. I've never have had any worries about over packing it since this bag is sturdy. Plus everyone laughs when they see it, so it's a great icebreaker on the elevator. It's cute, durable, and awesome." —Tori

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99 (available in 11 styles).

    5. A Harry Potter bag that'll help carry your Quidditch essentials. Honestly, this bag is a real ~keeper~.


    Just throw your broom in the trunk and you'll be G2G!

    Promising review: "This is an excellent quality bag and it holds a decent amount of Halloween candy. Five stars." —Daniel

    Get it from Amazon for $19.95.

    6. A "Strength in Sisterhood" choice so you can show off your voice even when you aren't driving to your favorite feminist seminars.

    Femme Nouvelle

    Get it from Femme Nouvelle on Etsy for $24.95.

    7. A lyrical piece that'll properly represent your love of Snow Patrol *and* opossums — life's perfect combination.


    And you can do it all without driving around and seeing *actual* road kill. Blessings.

    Get it from LookHuman for $27.99+ (available in two sizes).

    8. A library tote sure to delight avid readers and writers who need a special place to store their materials, instead of the black hole that is their back seat.


    Promising review: "As a teacher, I thought this was adorable before it even arrived. Once I started using it I was surprised by how strong it is and the amount of space inside. I can fit my computer, several books, and three or four stacks of paperwork. It's good looking and highly functional." —Kent Stuart

    Get it from Amazon for $20 (available in 63 styles).

    9. A sassy canvas bag for pet parents who tell it like it is.


    The amount of pet hair on your car seats is enough of a pro-pet bumper sticker as it is.

    If you can't see what it says on your screen, it's "Don't judge my cat and I won't judge your children... but my cat will probably judge you."

    Promising review: "This looks just like the picture. It's a heavy canvas bag that's cute and meaningful." —Judith A. Gutlerner

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99+ (available in 15 styles and two sizes).

    10. A dreadfully darling unicorn number that'll hold all the things you need at your next PTA meeting and prove you don't have to say a single thing to still be a perfectly uni-corny parent.


    And your kids might appreciate that people don't see it every time you drive through drop off. Except for Sally, she totally gets how cool you are.

    Promising review: "This is the cutest bag I’ve ever purchased! I used it for a birthday gift and it was a hit!" —Mom of 2

    Get it from Amazon for $18.99 (available in two styles).

    11. A slouchy piece for people who wear their heart on their sleeve and their emotions on their shoulder, but refuse to have their sedan show off their secrets.


    Get it from Femfetti for $26.

    12. A cutie grocery tote sure to ~produce~ some smiles from the veggie aisle and let you show your love of eco-friendly habits way past the parking lot.


    Get it from the BuzzFeed merch shop on Amazon for $14.99.

    13. A witchy number for the sorcerer in your life who could cast a spell in a matter of minutes but can't parallel park to save their life.

    Hollow And Fir

    Get it from Hollow And Fir on Etsy for $23.37.

    14. A rainbow tote you're gonna love is love is love.


    Honestly, your car probably wants one too.

    Get it from LookHuman for $27.99.

    15. A Schrute Farms book bag — a bag that'll ~beet~ all the rest if you love The Office as much as you should.

    Three Dots Imprintable

    Get it from Three Dots Imprintable on Etsy for $15.99.

    16. A comfy number that just might be so funny you could actually get away with sneaking snacks into the movie theater for once.


    Get it from Femfetti for $26.

    17. A lightweight 100% cotton tote that's gonna be a bee-autiful choice if you wanna show your honeybee love but the thought of a bumper sticker ~bugs~ you.


    Promising review: "Good quality screen printing. Purchased this as a gift for my friend who likes bees and she loved it." —Chelsea Jenny

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99+ (available in four colors).

    18. An eco-conscious bag that says "Saving our planet one bag at at time" you can use whenever you want to pack a quick picnic, jump on your bike, and appreciate some nature without leaving a hefty footprint.


    Promising review: "I’ve been trying to not use plastic bags as much now and so bought this. I loved the design of it (which doesn’t look scratched), the colors, the color of the tote bag isn’t faded, and it’s the perfect size. It exceeded my expectations." —Erica

    Get it from Amazon for $7.95 (available in 14 styles).

    19. A graphic tote that'll teach everyone you walk by an important fact of life.

    Forever 21

    Get it from Forever 21 for $5.90.

    20. A cotton canvas one for Adelle fans who wanna get the whole grocery store singin'!


    Promising review: "I use this bag for grocery shopping. It's so lovely that I look forward to going to the grocery shopping!" —Alice

    Get it from Amazon for $18.99 (available in 29 styles).

    21. A cat-friendly tote you're gonna chose ~overall~ your other bag options every darn day.


    There's nothing Fluffy hates more than car rides, so this will far better represent his *very* particular personality.

    Promising review: "I've gotten many compliments on my tote. It is PERFECT for college. I easily fit my 13-inch Macbook Air, some books, and a pencil case. The zipper is a great feature so your stuff is kept private or kept from spilling on the floor. The only con is that it doesn't stand still on the floor because it's missing a base floor." —Catlady-G

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in two styles).

    22. A knitting bag that'll show off your strength, courage, and crafting skills every time you drop by the yarn shop.

    KC Designs

    Get it from KC Designs on Etsy for $17.58+ (available in three styles).

    23. A punny piece you're gonna have to use your ~noodle~ to figure out — it's hilarious, but probably not something you'd want to be asking for on the freeway.

    Forever 21

    The broth alone would make a huge mess!

    Promising review: "I use this as my work lunch bag everyday and get compliments!! It's a sturdy canvas, the print has not rubbed off (even after washing it twice!), it's big enough to fit two large family size potato chip bags, it has sturdy straps, and it's great overall! I highly recommend it if you have a sense of humor and aren't shy about showing love for Maruchan." —Jojo

    Get it from Forever 21 for $7.63.

    24. A novelty number for people who love their topsy turvy life, but would not like a topsy turvy car ride.


    Promising review: "I am a female mixologist and I bought this bag to hold my work tools. It is funny, sturdy, and amazing. Get yourself one for work, the beach, the gym, or just to look cool!" —Ingrid Hill

    Get it from Amazon for $4.99+ (available in five styles).

    25. A book cover tote so you can carry around memories of your favorite bedtime story wherever you go.


    Promising review: "I bought it to carry library books back and forth for my five year old. He adores it! I'm very pleased with the size and quality. It has a nice, bright print on the front and back. There is a small pocket inside, which we use for our library cards. We get asked where we got it all the time. I plan on buying more Out of Print totes for friends and family in other styles. Love it." —Kerri Dean

    Get it from Amazon for $20 (available in 63 styles).

    26. A large canvas beach bag that'll hold every single thing you need to savor the last blissful moments of your hot girl summer.


    This would be way too depressing to keep on your car when it's covered in snow.

    Get it from Firebox for $13.99.

    27. And a personalized pop art piece you deserve to have and to hold when your partner tells you there's not enough space on all the bumpers in the world to show off your DIY love.

    KC Designs

    Just type the name you want added to the bag before checking out!

    Get it from KC Designs on Etsy for $18.84.

    Am I tempted to buy every single one of these?


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