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1.A Revlon hot air brush designed with open-ended vents for optimum air flow, taking your wet, tangled, frizzy hair and turning it into a shiny, salon-style blowout in mere minutes.
2.Stackable shoe containers that'll keep your kicks neat and tidy. Most importantly, they'll make it easy to spot the right pair of shoes in an instant. Trying to find your kids' second sneaker takes all morning long. These'll help.
3.A Cuisinart food processor – it's gonna ~cut~ your prep-time in half...and then in half again! Forget the days of carefully chopping onions until tears spring from your eyes...throw that edible bulb in the processor! You may still end up crying, but with joy over how soon dinner will be ready.
4.A genius T-shirt roll holder that'll keep all your shirts neat and easily accessible. If folding is your kryptonite and wasting time digging through your shirt drawer is your biggest pet peeve, this nifty hanger is about to save you from yourself.
5.A window fly trap sure to get rid of pesky house flies in an efficient and sanitary way. Or you could still run around the house with a fly swatter and paper towel. Good cardio.
6.A visual grocery list pad with rows organized by category (i.e. what aisle they should be in). This is a fool-proof system if your grocery skills are not quite up to par. Just circle what you need and you can find it at a glance!
7.A SlideAway storage bag — the attached mat is big enough for playing with juuust about every tiny toy your kids own, which means there won't be any cleanup at all! If your patience is most tested by a messy bedroom, this basket is the hack for you!
8.And a pack of dresser labels — the fastest (and loveliest!) way to make sure your kids keep their clothes organized after you've spent the day washing them.
9.A powder polish that'll practically melt away the baked-on grit and grime you thought was just a part of your pots at this point. This stuff works in an instant and needs no muscle!
10.A flameless plasma arc lighter with an extended handle that's sure to make lighting candles, grills, and fireplaces far easier. This really is the perfect ~match~ for anyone who always needs a quick light.
11.A handy Souper Cubes freezer tray that'll make it ~souper~ easy to freeze notoriously hard-to-freeze things like soups and sauces. With this you'll be able to heat up a perfect portion without waiting on an entire pot to boil. Hangry you appreciates it.
12.A Winc subscription, a service that sends you four or more bottles of wine each month. Now there's no need to ~wine~ about whose turn it is to go to the liquor store — it's already gonna be right at your door!
13.A pet hair broom with rubber bristles that'll actually be able to pull the years of hidden fur your vacuum never grabs (no matter how many times you plug in that clunker and run it over the carpet). Who would have thought a carpet broom would be the fastest way to de-shed your stuff?
14.A sectioned laundry bin so you can divide up clothes as soon as you take 'em out of the dryer, cutting down on the time it takes to sort them.
15.An herb stripper – it's gonna easily separate each herb from its stem, cutting your prep-time in half.
16.A meal subscription for anyone who plans on cutting down on take-out but doesn't plan on spending time grocery shopping or coming up with dinner ideas...ever.
17.An unnecessarily lovely bottle of Jot coffee concentrate sure to be a fun addition to any coffee fan's growing bean and brew collection. There's no waiting for a pot to boil, a machine to brew, or a second of steeping time. Just pour a spoonful into a cup with water or milk and you are G2G!
18.A Morbid podcast tee us weirdos can wear to let everyone know *exactly* what our vibe is. No wasting time with small talk, go ahead and bring up your taxidermy classes and the fact that you fall asleep to true crime right of the bat.
19.A self-cleaning litter box that may convince you to let your S.O. get that cat after all, because now you won't have to put any time toward scooping the poop of a tiny mammal.
20.A teeth-whitening pen that's gonna be a whole lot easier than those dang white strips. Each pen lasts ~20 uses and claims to lighten your teeth four to eight shades (with reviewer images to prove it!).
21.A set of wad-free pads for keeping your bedsheets from tangling in the wash. No one has time to dry their sheets twice. Get this and keep those laundry clods from wasting precious drying time!
22.A cruelty-free lengthening mascara that's lightweight, won't transfer, doesn't smudge, and lasts all day — unlike the faux lashes you've wasted your days trying to figure out how to apply. Give your eyelids a break and get this instead!
23.A pair of blind-spot mirrors you'll be particularly happy to have when you're forced to parallel park in front of a Porsche. And your friend'll be glad they don't have to get out of the car and direct you...again.
24.A robotic vacuum – it's gonna constantly work to keep dust and dirt off the floor, including frustrating places like under the table and beneath furniture. Take something off your weekly chore list...let the robot do it!
25.A personalized luggage cover so you (and everyone else) can immediately find your luggage in the sea of black bags at the baggage carousel.
26.A pair of eyeliner stamps to quickly give you wing tips so impeccable, you're sure to get any makeup artist's ~stamp~ of approval.
27.A gentle moisturizing cleanser that'll perfectly prep your skin without devoting an hour to an entire skincare routine.
28.A pack of dishwasher cleaning tablets designed to clean your machine while it runs naturally, makin' it sparkle and shine without you spending time scrubbing!
29.A garlic rocker I can personally confirm, will rock your world. This tool is so much easier to use/clean than a traditional garlic press. It's fast and efficient, so you can cook with even more garlic! Your breath is about to be impressively pungent.
30.A bottle of dry shampoo for days when you're already late but you'd still prefer *not* looking like a character straight out of Grease.
31.A password book so you can keep track of all your user names and passwords. You can remember the one place you hide a password book, but it's gonna take you an hour to remember how you answered those cryptic security questions.
32.And a bag cinch, because my fellow impatient folks know, spending the time untwisting and re-twisting those bread ties is simply not gonna happen. Keep your bread fresh with a clip-on solution.
Don't listen to Hannibal Lecter, patience is the worst!
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