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    29 Things You Need If You're A Child Trapped In An Adult's Body

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    1. A desk-sized inflatable tube pal to turn your desk into the best party spot this side of the street. The other side already has a used car lot...so.

    Firebox

    Get it from Amazon for $7.99 or Firebox for $12.99.

    2. A fruit bouquet that's gonna please picky eaters who know produce must be very cute if it is to be consumed.

    Pineapple fruit display in the shape of flowers
    Edible Arrangements

    Get it from Edible Arrangements for $69.99.

    3. Or a box of cereal for adults who refuse to grow out of their potty humor, even when their bowels seem to be cracking their own ~crappy~ jokes lately.

    Poop Like A Champion Ultra Fiber Cereal
    Amazon

    Slowing metabolisms are no joke. Eat that fiber, ya'll!

    Promising review: "This should be called 'take a dump like an elephant.'" —Vincent B.

    Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

    4. A zip-up tote with a secretly sensational pattern that'll make your heart dino-saur.

    An olive green tote with warm faux-leather straps and gold button hardware. It has a pocket on the outside, a zipper at the top, and a tiny golden T-Rex pattern throughout the fabric.
    ModCloth

    Get it from ModCloth for $59 (available in four styles).

    5. A tiger or penguin sheet mask, because growing older means taking care of your skin and staying young means doing it while pretending you're on the set of The Lion King.

    Asos

    Get both the tiger and the penguin from Asos for $3.99 or get a six-pack of animal masks from Amazon for $8.50.

    6. A tiny tub of fried chicken erasers to lightheartedly erase your mistakes when your assignments get rough – gotta remind the other English majors that *you* are the top of the ~pecking~ order.

    A paper bucket that is slightly larger than a fist filled with erasers that look like pieces of fried chicken
    Firebox

    Promising review: "My son was missing KFC during lockdown so I bought this as a joke gift – he loved it! It's a great product and it had fast delivery during these uncertain times." —Firebox Customer

    Get them from Firebox for $8.99.

    7. A chunky knit cotton blanket for when you've gotten to the age where you can spot a draft from a mile away and need to cover your shivering self with a blanket worthy of a toddler's nap time.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I gave this as a gift to my nephew and his wife. I wanted something washable, so they'd really use it. The style fits perfectly with their neutral rustic modern industrial vibe, and they love it. He says it is like one of those weighted blankets that is so comforting, and she says it keeps her warm while still letting some air circulate. They are happy, so I am happy." —Sharon G. Mensing

    Get it from Amazon for $51.99+ (available in 10 colors and 15 sizes).

    8. A bestselling print – an imaginative way to inspire your adventurous soul to put the ~petal~ to the medal.

    A bright, colorful print of a person in a sunny mini dress sitting on top of a convertible. There are tons of different types of flowers flowing out of the car.
    LovelyEarthlings

    This Black- and woman-owned small businesses is filled to bursting with beautiful, bold prints.

    Get it from LovelyEarthlings on Etsy for $25.31+ (available in two sizes).

    9. Guion The Lion, a charming picture book for grown-ups who never want to lose their imagination.

    Guion The Lion
    Amazon

    This book is a great selection for beefing up inclusive reads in your own family's library. To write this happy story, author Rebecca Wilson Macsovits pulled inspiration from her son, who has Down syndrome. She effortlessly celebrates the imaginative adventures that can happen when we embrace those who think differently than we might. I personally own this book and am so glad to have a character like Guion on my shelves!

    Get it from Amazon for $17.99.

    10. A cleaning putty for making the most mundane cleaning tasks way more fun. Ironically, this slimy substance can be used to remove the actual slime your children make/squish into every remote and keyboard in your home.

    A person using the putty to clean the interior of their car
    Amazon

    Promising review: "I was skeptical at first. I was afraid my keyboard would be all gummed up with yellow slime! The opposite was true, it cleaned it as good as new. This got all those dog hairs between the keys! Now there is no smell lingering on keyboard or my hands. There's no sign I even used it except a clean keyboard. It's even kind of fun to play with. Squeeze it between your fingers! LOL My next task for it will be those dust return air vents on our heating system and to use it on my dusty window blinds. This stuff works and I highly recommend!" —ZZZZZZ

    Get it from Amazon for $7.99.

    11. An octopus shower caddy so you can hold tentic-all of your stuff in one super convenient (and only slightly silly) place.

    A hanging rubber octopus with several tentacles with round grippy ends. It is holding a brush, conditioner, shampoo, cleanser, and has room for more products.
    Amazon

    Promising review: "This is my second one. The first lasted years. They are totally weird and awesome. There is no soap scum and no mildew because they hang. The shower stays so clean with no work. Plus, you get a funky octopus. At first I felt like it was not organized to have everything hanging, but now I love that everything is in one spot in the bath and that they are all easy to dispense from right there." —D. Oblinger

    Get it from Amazon for $32.95.

    12. A pack of pizza box socks that are sure to be the ~cheesiest~ accessories you've ever worn.

    Amazon

    Although little you wouldn't have even touched the ones with mushrooms. P.S. This box includes four pairs of socks!

    Promising review: "Normally socks are a pretty crap gift for Christmas, but not in this case. I got a better reaction from these socks than I did from any other gift I gave this year. Everything arrived in perfect condition, and looked exactly as it did in the photos. The presentation is fantastic and such a great idea. That was basically the whole reason I bought them, but the recipient said she loves wearing goofy, colorful socks, so this gift will be appreciated beyond the initial fun of opening for the very first time." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $25.99 (available in two sizes).

    13. A toilet night light so you can walk into the bathroom with confidence, even in the middle of the terrifying night. You're never too old to be afraid of what's lurking inside of the toilet bowl.

    A toilet with the seat closed and a light glowing from inside the bowl
    Amazon

    The flexible design makes it possible to fit this light into any toilet bowl. And this thing has a lifetime guarantee!

    Promising review: "This is calming, creepy, soothing, eerie, beautiful, functional, and needed. It’s strangely satisfying to enter the bathroom in the dead of night and see the brilliant blue light glowing from between the lid and the seat. And to lift the lid and be greeted by a welcoming portal of soft brilliant light to guide you to intended target; magic." —3senough

    Get it from Amazon for $14.95.

    14. A windshield sun shade that's sure to be a great way to make friends with your neighbors – ~eye~ don't think you're gonna be able to get in your car without someone complimenting your sweet ride ever again.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "This turns heads and makes people smile. It's super cute and protects my car's leather seats from the sun. It seems sturdy enough to last a while." —Kari L.

    Get it from Amazon for $15.99 (available in four colors).

    15. A rad pastel bed set sure to give you the kind of psychedelic beauty rest only a candy-for-dinner high could create.

    A bright pastel bedding with a watercolor marble pattern throughout
    Amazon

    This set includes a duvet cover and two pillow cases.

    Promising review: "I love this comforter! It’s great quality and it’s beautiful." —Victoria Barton

    Get it from Amazon for $39.90+ (available in four sizes and three colors).

    16. A saucy sticker that'll totally be everyone's ~taste~ in notebook decor.

    A pack of seven stickers that look like half-opened containers of Chick-fil-A sauce
    Royal Turtle Co.

    Shop small and support Black-owned businesses from this darling Etsy account!

    Get them from Royal Turtle Co. on Etsy for $2+ (available in seven sauces and two styles).

    17. An enamel pin to honor the sass you would serve your parents when they asked you to keep your room clean — a life joy you lost the day you first heard the term "cleaning checks" in the dorms.

    A small pink pin that looks like a bottle of pills. The pin says "Sass Tablets"
    Little Woman Goods

    This WOC-owned shop is a daaarling place to find feminist and body-positive gifts, decor, and trinkets.

    Get it from Little Woman Goods on Etsy for $10.75.

    18. A DIY fingerboard and half-pipe so you can relive the glory days of your high school skateboard career, even though you're worried you'd slip a disk on an actual skateboard these days.

    Amazon

    Get the finger board kit for $11.99 and the half-pipe kit for $24.99, both from Amazon.

    19. A pack of bubblegum wax melts that'll melt your hard adult heart the minute you breathe in this nostalgic scent.

    A pack of six wax melts in bubblegum themed packaging
    Kid In A Candle Store Co.

    This Black- and woman-owned shop was started by professional soy wax candle maker, Joanna, who has filled her shop with scents and stickers both kids and adults will adore.

    Get it from Kid In A Candle Store Co. on Etsy for $3.99.

    20. A dino shower attachment or toilet paper holder for pretend paleontologists who have continued loving fossils a skele-ton since the first time they stepped foot in a natural history museum.

    amazon.com, Amazon

    Promising review (shower head): "This is hands down great. If you’re thinking of an awesome yet shocking addition to your bathroom... this is it. I bought this shower head because I wanted to wow my houseguests and boy did it work! Plus, my husband gets a kick out of it! This is the best bathroom addition." —Andria Kaplan Aylyarov

    Promising review (toilet paper holder): "I bought this as a gift. I was afraid it would look like plastic close up. I was relieved to find it looks just as good as the picture. It also comes well packaged to prevent damage. My brother installed it right away and sent a picture to show me how much he likes it (he's 30). He has never sent me a picture of a present before. I'm pretty sure it his favorite gift from me." —Katherine BF

    Get the shower head for $14.95 and the toilet paper holder for $32.90, both from Amazon.

    21. A sunny watering can that'll make gardeners with a youthful humor giggle every time they tend to their plant family.

    A metal watering can that says "Sometimes I wet my plants"
    Amazon

    Promising review: "My mother-in-law loved it. It's cute and a fully functioning watering can. It's medium in size, but holds a lot of water." —Jacob Johnson

    Get it from Amazon for $22.95.

    22. A Disney princess print to show off your Sleeping Beauty love in a way that's slightly less startling than singing "I know you!" to strangers on the street.

    A print of Princess Aurora's dress with a mix of both pink and blue
    Laura Stites Art

    This woman-owned Etsy shop is one of my go-to places to get gifts. As someone who shops for Disney/Pixar products like a six-year-old with an adult's allowance, this shop's clever prints are some of my favorite finds.

    Get it from Laura Stites Art on Etsy for $12+ (available in five sizes).

    23. A perky pair of sunglasses every six-year-old on the block is gonna go heart eyes over whenever you walk by.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "These are the perfect dupe for summer and look amazing on almost every face shape. They're also very durable. I ended up getting multiple colors." —GlamazonDiaries

    Get them from Amazon for $10.31 (available in 19 colors).

    24. A pair of lightsaber chopsticks that'll be a surprisingly practical utensil set any lifelong Star Wars fan would Jedi for, no matter how grown up they may seem.

    Two people battling over a bowl of rice with their glowing chopsticks
    Amazon

    This set includes two lightsaber chopsticks. The "force" is strong with these (i.e., batteries are included).

    Promising review: "These are the coolest chopsticks I have ever seen. The instructions for use and cleaning were clear and concise and the light that they give off is amazing!" —Jennifer P. Lane

    Get them from Amazon for $12.97.

    25. A ceramic serving tray for people who practically live for puns, and who are more than happy to lend a helping ~hand~ at the next dinner party they attend.

    A white bowl in the shape of two hands pushed together. The finger lines are detailed in gold and there are flowers painted on the palms and up the fingers.
    Anthropologie

    Promising review: "I LOVE this serving dish! It looks exactly like the pictures." —Charlotte E.

    Get it from Anthropologie for $48.

    26. A one-pound bag of marshmallow cereal so you can finally make the breakfast you always told your mom you would eat every day when you grew up. Just don't tell your dentist.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    This bag of fluff has over 1,000 five-star reviews – you definitely won't be the only adult chowing down on this sugar high.

    Promising review: "I initially bought these as a joke, but the joke was on me because they are amazing. I'm on my third bag and I will probably keep buying these forever. They always arrive fresh and uncrushed in their bag. They taste just like Lucky Charms marshmallows. They're good by themselves, but they're particularly delicious in hot chocolate. These are a childhood dream come true." —Therescille

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99.

    27. A ray gun nose and ear hair trimmer for when your hair starts growing out of control and you need a way to laugh about it (but also destroy it).

    A person sticking the cartoonish ray gun into their nose to shave it
    Firebox

    I actually have (and proudly use!) this nose hair trimmer. I bought it because I was tired of waxing my nose aaaand because I wanted it as bathroom decor. Fortunately, it works as great as it looks! It's efficient, painless, and easy to clean. I've had mine for months and it's still going strong! It's a useful ol' son of a gun.

    Get it from Firebox for $18.99.

    28. A building block coffee mug so you can customize your mug in a way absolutely no one can confuse as their own. If they say they thought it was theirs, you can be certain they are ~toying~ with you!

    Amazon, amazon.com

    This mighty mug is compatible with LEGO, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, KRE-O, K'NEX Bricks, and more!

    Promising review: "I first saw this mug at the office and I fell in love with it. I had to have one. I bought one and my kids instantly claimed it to be their own. Applying the Legos proves to be soothing and calming. One can spend a countless amount of time with this mug. When one is stressed, the mug can be a stress reducer. The mug can be used for people of all ages (with the exception of age restrictions). Purchase one for yourself. It will be one of best decisions you make in a long time." —TLS

    Get it from Amazon for $11.75+ (available in five colors).

    29. And a toilet paper holder that'll make your baaahthroom beautifully fun and delight even your rather ~sheepish~ friends.

    A metal stand in the shape of a sheep's head and feet, with a stand for rolls of toilet paper on the back that makes it look like wool when the toilet paper is stacked together
    Amazon

    Promising review: "This is a super cool addition to any bathroom area. It even hold the jumbo rolls! It looks good hanging on the wall or standing up. This thing is funky and functional." —Andy N.

    Get it from Amazon for $34.99.

    Me when the Gen-Zers tell me I'm not using the word "cap" correctly:

    ABC

    Reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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