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    38 Things You Need If You're A Child Trapped In An Adult's Body

    We should all act a little childish every once in a while. Seriously, I'm not ~kidding~ around.

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    1. A desk-sized inflatable tube pal that'll turn your cubicle into the best party spot this side of the street. The other side has a used car lot... so.


    Get it from Amazon for $11.66 or Firebox for $12.99.

    2. A box of cereal for adults who refuse to grow out of their potty humor, even when their bowels seem to be cracking their own ~crappy~ jokes lately.


    Slowing metabolisms are no joke. Eat that fiber, ya'll!

    Promising review: "This should be called 'take a dump like an elephant.'" —Carrie Martin

    Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

    3. A tiger or penguin sheet mask, because growing older means taking care of your skin and staying young means doing it while pretending you're on the set of The Lion King — the original version, obviously.


    Get both the tiger and the penguin from Asos for $3.99 or get a six-pack of animal masks from Amazon for $8.50.

    4. A tiny tub of fried chicken erasers to lightheartedly erase your mistakes when your writing assignments get rough — gotta remind the other English majors that *you* are the top of the ~pecking~ order.


    Get them from Firebox for $9.99.

    5. A chunky knit cotton blanket for when you've gotten to the age where you can spot a draft from a mile away and need to cover your shivering self with a blanket worthy of a toddler's nap time.


    Promising review: "I gave this as a gift to my nephew and his wife. I wanted something washable, so they'd really use it. The style fits perfectly with their neutral rustic modern industrial vibe, and they love it. He says it is like one of those weighted blankets that is so comforting, and she says it keeps her warm while still letting some air circulate. They are happy, so I am happy." —Sharon G. Mensing

    Get it from Amazon for $51.99+ (available in 10 colors and 10 sizes).

    6. A geometric doormat that'll proudly show off the cube-drawing skills you mastered in the second grade.

    The Iron Roots Designs

    Get it from The Iron Roots Designs on Etsy for $44.99.

    7. A tape dispenser and sticky note camera — desk accessories for the professional in your life who knows all work and no play is no good for anyone.


    Get the tape dispenser for $19.99 and the camera for $13.95 (available in two colors), both from Amazon.

    8. A snail table lamp — you may have started getting more ~sluggish~ with age, but you're gonna want to escar-go get this quickly before they're all gone!

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $59.

    9. A cleaning putty for making the most mundane cleaning tasks way more fun. Ironically, this slimy substance can be used to remove the actual slime your children make/squish into every remote and keyboard in your home.


    Promising review: "I accidentally put my phone in melted chocolate a week ago and I was freaking out. It was stuck in my silencer switch thing, but with the help of this stuff and a toothpick, I got it out. I also cleaned my keyboard and it worked great. It has alcohol in it, so it kills germs. I'm definitely loving this stuff because I get so grossed out by nasty keyboards and when my computer is dirty, I can't stand it. I think the price is good too. I'm kind of in love." —Jess

    Get it from Amazon for $6.99 (available in two sizes).

    10. An octopus shower caddy so you can hold tentic-all of your stuff in one super convenient (and only slightly silly) place.


    Promising review: "This is my second one. The first lasted years. They are totally weird and awesome. There is no soap scum and no mildew because they hang. The shower stays so clean with no work. Plus, you get a funky octopus. At first I felt like it was not organized to have everything hanging, but now I love that everything is in one spot in the bath and that they are all easy to dispense from right there." —D. Oblinger

    Get it from Amazon for $32.95+ (available in four colors).

    11. A pack of pizza box socks that are sure to be the ~cheesiest~ accessories you've ever worn.


    Although little you wouldn't have even touched the ones with mushrooms. P.S. This box includes four pairs of socks!

    Promising review: "Normally socks are a pretty crap gift for Christmas, but not in this case. I got a better reaction from these socks than I did from any other gift I gave this year. Everything arrived in perfect condition, and looked exactly as it did in the photos. The presentation is fantastic and such a great idea. That was basically the whole reason I bought them, but the recipient said she loves wearing goofy, colorful socks, so this gift will be appreciated beyond the initial fun of opening for the very first time." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $25.99 (available in two sizes).

    12. A toilet seat decal for pet parents who love ~kitten~ around with their home decor.


    Promising review: "Do you live with someone who loves cats? Or possibly want to annoy someone who doesn't? This sticker fits the bill. It arrived within a week and totally creeps out my husband. No more hour-plus bathroom visits. Score! This is hilarious." —Jen S.

    Get it from Amazon for $1.30 or grab a set of six for $6.98.

    13. A windshield sun shade that's sure to be a great way to make friends with your neighbors — ~eye~ don't think you're gonna be able to get in your car without someone complimenting your sweet ride ever again.,

    Promising review: "This turns heads and makes people smile. It's super cute and protects my car's leather seats from the sun. It seems sturdy enough to last a while." —Kari L.

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99+ (available in four colors).

    14. A toilet night light so you can walk into the bathroom with confidence, even in the middle of the terrifying night. You're never too old to be afraid of what's lurking inside of the toilet bowl.


    The flexible design makes it possible to fit this light into any toilet bowl. And this thing has a lifetime guarantee!

    Promising review: "I've had this device for a little while now and I absolutely love it! The light detector and motion detector work together to only turn the toilet light on when it senses darkness and movement. I love that there are 16 different colors you can choose from, and you can raise or lower the brightness of each color. I ended up getting two of these toilet lights for both of my bathrooms and my guests love it. I give the product five stars for its low price and for the control/options it gives me." —Sergio Rios

    Get it from Amazon for $14.95.

    15. A rad pastel bed set sure to give you the kind of psychedelic beauty rest only a candy-for-dinner high could create.


    This set includes a duvet cover and two pillow cases.

    Promising review: "I love this comforter! It’s great quality and it’s beautiful." —Victoria Barton

    Get it from Amazon for $37.95+ (available in four sizes and two materials).

    16. An enamel pin to honor the sass you would serve your parents when they asked you to keep your room clean — a life joy you lost the day you first heard the term "cleaning checks" in the dorms.

    Little Woman Goods

    Get it from Little Woman Goods on Etsy for $10.75.

    17. A pair of cactus dryer balls that'll give you the greatest delight life has to offer, freshly-laundered linens. I mean..they'll be cute li'l toys you play with just for fun!


    Promising review: "I was amazed by how well these little guys worked in the dryer. I live in an apartment and am forced to use pay per use laundry and the dryer in the building always seemed to not fully dry the clothes. After a little research I ordered these two and all of my clothes come out warm, dry, with no damp spots, and never have any static cling either! These are a must have." —Adrian Russo

    Get them from Amazon for $9.50.

    18. Or a cactus bath mat if your joints have started feeling a little ~prickly~ in the mornings and you'd like a smiling friend to remind you that you're still young at heart.


    Promising review: "What can I say? It's a giant green cactus with a smiley face. I put it on my side of the bed so I can be greeted every morning with a positive image before starting my day." —Cora

    Get it from ModCloth for $18.

    19. A DIY fingerboard and half-pipe so you can relive the glory days of your high school skateboard career, even though you're worried you'd slip a disk on an actual skateboard these days.


    Get the finger board kit for $10.99 and the half-pipe kit for $24.99, both from Amazon.

    20. An elephant watering can so cute you won't be a Dumbo and forget to water your plants ever again.


    Promising review: "Many people at my work have plants on or around their desks. I bought this for everyone to use. They all love it, it is absolutely adorable." —Laura McGuffin

    Get it from Amazon for $9.97.

    21. A dino shower attachment or toilet paper holder for pretend paleontologists who have continued loving fossils a skele-ton since the first time they stepped foot in a natural history museum., Amazon

    Promising review (shower head): "This is hands down great. If you’re thinking of an awesome yet shocking addition to your bathroom... this is it. I bought this shower head because I wanted to wow my houseguests and boy did it work! Plus, my husband gets a kick out of it! This is the best bathroom addition." —Andria Kaplan Aylyarov

    Promising review (toilet paper holder): "I bought this as a gift. I was afraid it would look like plastic close up. I was relieved to find it looks just as good as the picture. It also comes well packaged to prevent damage. My brother installed it right away and sent a picture to show me how much he likes it (he's 30). He has never sent me a picture of a present before. I'm pretty sure it his favorite gift from me." —Katherine BF

    Get the shower head for $13.96+ (available in two colors) and the toilet paper holder for $32.90, both from Amazon.

    22. A pair of candy stripe socks to wear if you're one of the fashion-savvy folks who still (rightly) considers Junie B. Jones a timeless style icon.

    Free People

    Get them from Free People for $14 or get a pack of three rainbow socks from Amazon for $13.99.

    23. A beautifully unique flower pot face so you can prove your imaginary friend Fern is as real today as she was in Kindergarten. You really have never had a better ~bud~.,

    Promising review: "This little 'pot head' is charming! I took her to a garden shop to try out different hairdos and had fun while doing it. I love her expression. She's just the right size for my small space." —Donna Jones

    Get it from Amazon for $29.99.

    24. Or a Beta-safe fish bowl bubble that's sure to be the home decor you never knew Bubbles needed, especially because it looks like something from the set of The Big Comfy Couch.


    Promising review: "We were having an issue with the cat getting too friendly with the fish. We could not find a surface in the house that he couldn't get to and it seemed pointless to have a fish that had to live on top of the fridge behind the cookie jar. This seems to be doing the trick. Our cat is horribly frustrated and meows sadly while looking longingly up at our little Splashy. Could it be they were just besties and I have torn apart soulmates? Maybe, but I'm going to be safe and assume he had a case of 'yummy' love. It hangs nice and secure if you can find thin nails for the hanging bracket." —Amy

    Get it from Amazon for $8.99+ (available in four sizes).

    25. An inflatable ottoman and chair for the moment you realize you're totally allowed to spend your adult-sized allowance on furniture with extra glitter.

    Urban Outfitters

    These are also gonna be darn useful when you realize your paychecks are only enough to afford a studio apartment with no room for *actual* furniture.

    Get the ottoman for $16 (available in three colors) and the chair for $24 (available in three colors), both from Urban Outfitters.

    26. A BBQ candle to add some warm light and sophistication to your home...but not too much, this *is* inspired by meat after all.


    Get it from Homesick for $29.99.

    27. A pair of utterly lovely waterproof fish flops so you can skip bathtime like the old days and blame your shoes when your friends ask why your feet smell so fishy.


    Promising review: "I bought these for my dad for when he goes paddle boarding. They're amazing." —Kaiya

    Get them from Firebox for $15.99 (available in sizes S–L).

    28. A Disney princess print that'll show off your Sleeping Beauty love in a way that's slightly less startling than singing "I know you!" to strangers on the street.

    Laura Stites Art

    Get it from Laura Stites Art on Etsy for $10+ (available in five sizes).

    29. A dumpling and bubble tea nightlight for kids-at-heart who still ~light up~ at snack time.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get them from Urban Outfitters for $16 (available in four styles).

    30. A pair of lightsaber chopsticks that'll be a surprisingly practical utensil set any lifelong Star Wars fan would Jedi for, no matter how grown up they may seem.


    This set includes two lightsaber chopsticks. The "force" is strong with these (i.e., batteries are included).

    Promising review: "These are the coolest chopsticks I have ever seen. The instructions for use and cleaning were clear and concise and the light that they give off is amazing!" —Jennifer P. Lane

    Get them from Amazon for $12.97.

    31. A perky pair of sunglasses every six-year-old on the block is gonna go heart eyes over whenever you walk by.


    Promising review: "These are the perfect dupe for summer and look amazing on almost every face shape. They're also very durable. I ended up getting multiple colors." —GlamazonDiaries

    Get them from Amazon for $9.91 (available in 19 colors).

    32. A ceramic serving tray for people who practically live for puns, who are more than happy to lend a helping ~hand~ at the next dinner party they attend.


    Get it from Anthropologie for $48.

    33. A one-pound bag of marshmallow cereal so you can finally make the breakfast you always told your mom you would eat every day when you grew up. Just don't tell your dentist.,

    This bag of fluff has over 1,000 five-star reviews — you definitely won't be the only adult chowing down on this sugar high.

    Promising review: "I initially bought these as a joke, but the joke was on me because they are amazing. I'm on my third bag and I will probably keep buying these forever. They always arrive fresh and uncrushed in their bag. They taste just like Lucky Charms marshmallows. They're good by themselves, but they're particularly delicious in hot chocolate. These are a childhood dream come true." —Therescille

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99.

    34. A ray gun nose and ear hair trimmer for when your hair starts growing out of control and you need a way to laugh about it (but also destroy it).


    I actually have (and proudly use!) this nose hair trimmer. I bought it because I was tired of waxing my nose aaaand because I wanted it as bathroom decor. Fortunately, it works as great as it looks! It's efficient, painless, and easy to clean. I've had mine for months and it's still going strong! It's a useful ol' son of a gun.

    Get it from Firebox for $15.99 and Amazon for $19.98.

    35. A building block coffee mug so you can customize your mug in a way absolutely no one can confuse as their own. If they say they thought it was theirs, you can be certain they are ~toying~ with you!


    This mighty mug is compatible with LEGO, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, KRE-O, K'NEX Bricks, and more!

    Promising review: "I first saw this mug at the office and I fell in love with it. I had to have one. I bought one and my kids instantly claimed it to be their own. Applying the Legos proves to be soothing and calming. One can spend a countless amount of time with this mug. When one is stressed, the mug can be a stress reducer. The mug can be used for people of all ages (with the exception of age restrictions). Purchase one for yourself. It will be one of best decisions you make in a long time." —TLS

    Get it from Amazon for $12.79 (available in seven colors).

    36. An almost suspiciously chic birthday headband to celebrate your birthday with as much style as the impeccable pony party you had when you turned seven. Who decided big birthday celebrations have to stop once you're too tall to fit on a Shetland?

    Forever 21

    Promising review: "This is a cute and sturdy accessory to add to your birthday outfit." —Karla R.

    Get it from Forever 21 for $4.90.

    37. A toilet paper holder that'll make your baaahthroom beautifully fun and delight even your rather ~sheepish~ friends.


    Promising review: "This is a super cool addition to any bathroom area. It even hold the jumbo rolls! It looks good hanging on the wall or standing up. This thing is funky and functional." —Andy N.

    Get it from Amazon for $39.99.

    38. And finally, a teeny tiny '80s-era My Little Pony (Firefly to be specific) who can bring joy and love to every child (who just happens to also be of legal drinking age) out there.


    This INCREDIBLE kit includes a li'l pony bb, a brush, and a retro booklet.

    Get it from Firebox for $10.99.

    Me, after the neighborhood teens laugh in my face when I tell them to put down the vapes and enjoy their lives before adulthood:


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