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1. An LED galaxy blanket for when you realize you've gotten to the age where you can spot a draft from a mile away.
2. A set of six macaron erasers so you can erase the silly part of your journal that said "no sweets."
3. A tape dispenser that'll help you ~stick~ with a craft from start to finish (for once).
4. A friendly desk duster because having to eat your lunch at the office can be really ~crummy.~
5. A one-pound bag of marshmallow cereal (...with only marshmallows) to get you one step closer to that balanced breakfast. You know, by actually having breakfast.
6. A cactus serving tray for anyone who has rather prickly hosting skills, but still wants to party.
7. A cookie mug, because you can't ~bear~ to not get this for your kitchen after seeing how sweet it is.
8. A SpongeBob SquarePants planter to keep your garden as colorful as Bikini Bottom.
9. A Bob's Burgers print you can also get as a bath mat or pillow, so you can ~ketchup~ on your burger-themed home decor.
10. A unicorn shower cap, for anyone who loves singing in the shower and isn't at all worried about being a little unicorny.
11. A cute oven mitt, because you are just grown-up enough to know not to put your paws on something straight out of the oven.
12. A pair of lightsaber chopsticks that'll be a utensil set any Star Wars fan would Jedi for.
13. A cable protector you're gonna love very ~munch~.
14. A shark bowl to convince yourself to throw a new food into your jaws.
15. A candy subscription, because who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew? Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two? The candy plan can!
16. A Star Wars hand tool to help you R2-D-screw everything into place.
17. A gummy bear chair so you can get some delicious decorations without sitting on the idea for too long.
18. A pair of mop slippers, because convincing yourself to actually clean your floors has been a bit of a ~slippery~ slope...until now.
19. A watermelon doormat so cute it's gonna be something your friends have to ~seed~ to believe.
20. A pack of two unicorn note cards — who says you can't ~horse around~ while taking avid notes in class?
21. A pair of cactus dryer balls so your clothing feels super soft instead of stiff and prickly.
22. A plastic drink pouch for some grown-up Capri Suns.
23. A set of white-out markers that'll turn spilled milk into a good thing.
24. A dino shower attachment so your shower head can be the ~spitting image~ of the T. rex in Jurassic Park.
25. A knife block for grown-ups with a ~sharp~ wit.
26. A cleaning putty for making the most mundane cleaning tasks way more fun.
28. An elephant watering can so cute you won't be a Dumbo and forget to water your plants ever again.
29. A waterproof speaker so you can have a buddy sing in the shower with you.
30. And finally, a dinosaur nightlight, because after every birthday you feel slightly more prehistoric, but you will always find a way to ~light up~ your childlike side.
Honestly, me.
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