30 Things You Need If You're A Child Trapped In An Adult's Body
Macaron erasers, a droid screwdriver, a gummy bear chair, and 27 other products for people who are really not feeling the grown-up part of life.
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1. An LED galaxy blanket for when you realize you've gotten to the age where you can spot a draft from a mile away.
2. A set of six macaron erasers so you can erase the silly part of your journal that said "no sweets."
They're scented!
Get a set of six from Amazon for $7.95.
3. A tape dispenser that'll help you ~stick~ with a craft from start to finish (for once).
4. A friendly desk duster because having to eat your lunch at the office can be really ~crummy.~
Promising review: "I have a ladybug obsession and this is not helping me overcome it! This is so great, and surprisingly powerful. This blends perfectly with my ladybug-themed kitchen/dining room. I recently had a party and everyone asked me where I got it! I bought another one for my office desk because it gets dusty fast and my coworkers are jealous and ask to borrow it all the time. It's pretty quiet and easy to empty as well. I highly recommend this little gadget in whatever design makes you happy." —Jennifer
Get it from Amazon for $8.99 (available in two styles).
5. A one-pound bag of marshmallow cereal (...with only marshmallows) to get you one step closer to that balanced breakfast. You know, by actually having breakfast.
Get it from Amazon for $10.99.
6. A cactus serving tray for anyone who has rather prickly hosting skills, but still wants to party.
Get it from ModCloth for $22.
7. A cookie mug, because you can't ~bear~ to not get this for your kitchen after seeing how sweet it is.
8. A SpongeBob SquarePants planter to keep your garden as colorful as Bikini Bottom.
Get it from Print it Perfect on Etsy for $11.58+ (available in three colors).
9. A Bob's Burgers print you can also get as a bath mat or pillow, so you can ~ketchup~ on your burger-themed home decor.
Get it from Sarah de Azevedo on Society 6 for $16.79+ (available in five sizes).
10. A unicorn shower cap, for anyone who loves singing in the shower and isn't at all worried about being a little unicorny.
11. A cute oven mitt, because you are just grown-up enough to know not to put your paws on something straight out of the oven.
12. A pair of lightsaber chopsticks that'll be a utensil set any Star Wars fan would Jedi for.
This set includes two lightsaber chopsticks. And the Force is strong with these (i.e., batteries are included).
Promising review: "These are the coolest chopsticks I have ever seen. The instructions for use and cleaning were clear and concise and the light that they give off is amazing!" —Jennifer P. Lane
Get them from Amazon for $13.87.
13. A cable protector you're gonna love very ~munch~.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $6 (available in 18 animals).
14. A shark bowl to convince yourself to throw a new food into your jaws.
Get it from Amazon for $23.75.
15. A candy subscription, because who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew? Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two? The candy plan can!
Choose between dozens of candies and pick the best plan for you. (Pro tip: The best plan is the one with the most candy delivered every month.)
Get it from Candy Club for $29.99+/month (available in three plans).
16. A Star Wars hand tool to help you R2-D-screw everything into place.
Includes three forged steel bits.
Get it from ThinkGeek for $4.99.
17. A gummy bear chair so you can get some delicious decorations without sitting on the idea for too long.
Get it from Hot Topic for $34.32.
18. A pair of mop slippers, because convincing yourself to actually clean your floors has been a bit of a ~slippery~ slope...until now.
Get them from Amazon for $11.99 (available in 15 styles and four sizes).
19. A watermelon doormat so cute it's gonna be something your friends have to ~seed~ to believe.
20. A pack of two unicorn note cards — who says you can't ~horse around~ while taking avid notes in class?
Get them from Amazon for $6.99.
21. A pair of cactus dryer balls so your clothing feels super soft instead of stiff and prickly.
Promising review: "I was amazed by how well these little guys worked in the dryer. I live in an apartment and am forced to use pay per use laundry and the dryer in the building always seemed to not fully dry the clothes. After a little research I ordered these two and all of my clothes come out warm, dry, with no damp spots, and never have any static cling either! These are a must have." —Adrian Russo
Get them from Amazon for $8.
22. A plastic drink pouch for some grown-up Capri Suns.
Promising review: "I am an avid juicer and these are amazing! I used to have to put my juice in a baggie and freeze it. When they thawed it was messy and I would have to try and pour it into a cup. It was awful! I am so glad I came across these! I love that they are washable and come with straws! I love these! I will definitely buy them again. I recommend these to anyone that juices or anyone who is looking to package their own drinks." —Regina Ann Lawhorn
Get it from Amazon for $10.99.
23. A set of white-out markers that'll turn spilled milk into a good thing.
Get them from Amazon for $7.95.
24. A dino shower attachment so your shower head can be the ~spitting image~ of the T. rex in Jurassic Park.
25. A knife block for grown-ups with a ~sharp~ wit.
Get it from Amazon for $69.95.
26. A cleaning putty for making the most mundane cleaning tasks way more fun.
Promising review: "I accidentally put my phone in melted chocolate a week ago and I was freaking out. It was stuck in my silencer switch thing, but with the help of this stuff and a toothpick, I got it out. I also cleaned my keyboard and it worked great. It has alcohol in it, so it kills germs too. I'm definitely loving this stuff because I get so grossed out by nasty keyboards and when my computer is dirty, I can't stand it. I think the price is good too. I'm kind of in love." —Jess
Get it from Amazon for $14.39.
28. An elephant watering can so cute you won't be a Dumbo and forget to water your plants ever again.
Get it from Amazon for $9.23.
29. A waterproof speaker so you can have a buddy sing in the shower with you.
Get it from the Grommet for $30 (available in two styles).
30. And finally, a dinosaur nightlight, because after every birthday you feel slightly more prehistoric, but you will always find a way to ~light up~ your childlike side.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $39 (available in four dinosaurs) or get a stellar 3D dino light from Amazon for $16.99.
Honestly, me.
The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.
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