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    30 Things You Need If You're A Child Trapped In An Adult's Body

    Macaron erasers, a droid screwdriver, a gummy bear chair, and 27 other products for people who are really not feeling the grown-up part of life.

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    1. An LED galaxy blanket for when you realize you've gotten to the age where you can spot a draft from a mile away.

    2. A set of six macaron erasers so you can erase the silly part of your journal that said "no sweets."

    3. A tape dispenser that'll help you ~stick~ with a craft from start to finish (for once).

    4. A friendly desk duster because having to eat your lunch at the office can be really ~crummy.~

    5. A one-pound bag of marshmallow cereal (...with only marshmallows) to get you one step closer to that balanced breakfast. You know, by actually having breakfast.

    6. A cactus serving tray for anyone who has rather prickly hosting skills, but still wants to party.

    7. A cookie mug, because you can't ~bear~ to not get this for your kitchen after seeing how sweet it is.

    8. A SpongeBob SquarePants planter to keep your garden as colorful as Bikini Bottom.

    9. A Bob's Burgers print you can also get as a bath mat or pillow, so you can ~ketchup~ on your burger-themed home decor.

    10. A unicorn shower cap, for anyone who loves singing in the shower and isn't at all worried about being a little unicorny.

    11. A cute oven mitt, because you are just grown-up enough to know not to put your paws on something straight out of the oven.

    12. A pair of lightsaber chopsticks that'll be a utensil set any Star Wars fan would Jedi for.

    13. A cable protector you're gonna love very ~munch~.

    14. A shark bowl to convince yourself to throw a new food into your jaws.

    15. A candy subscription, because who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew? Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two? The candy plan can!

    16. A Star Wars hand tool to help you R2-D-screw everything into place.

    17. A gummy bear chair so you can get some delicious decorations without sitting on the idea for too long.

    18. A pair of mop slippers, because convincing yourself to actually clean your floors has been a bit of a ~slippery~ slope...until now.

    19. A watermelon doormat so cute it's gonna be something your friends have to ~seed~ to believe.

    20. A pack of two unicorn note cards — who says you can't ~horse around~ while taking avid notes in class?

    21. A pair of cactus dryer balls so your clothing feels super soft instead of stiff and prickly.

    22. A plastic drink pouch for some grown-up Capri Suns.

    23. A set of white-out markers that'll turn spilled milk into a good thing.

    24. A dino shower attachment so your shower head can be the ~spitting image~ of the T. rex in Jurassic Park.

    25. A knife block for grown-ups with a ~sharp~ wit.

    26. A cleaning putty for making the most mundane cleaning tasks way more fun.

    27. A cherry- or lemon-scented sandal to keep your aching feet smelling fruity fresh after a long day at work.

    28. An elephant watering can so cute you won't be a Dumbo and forget to water your plants ever again.

    29. A waterproof speaker so you can have a buddy sing in the shower with you.

    30. And finally, a dinosaur nightlight, because after every birthday you feel slightly more prehistoric, but you will always find a way to ~light up~ your childlike side.

    Honestly, me.

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