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1. A concave eye mask that'll prevent any light from coming in, even when you open your eyes, so that you can fall asleep in the blink of one.
2. A two-piece insulated reusable grocery bag so you (and your food) can stay chill when you grab ice cream first, but still need to look around for actual food.
3. A scalp massager to gently exfoliate your scalp and turn your shampoo into some seriously sweet self-care.
4. A seat filler sure to save your french fries from certain doom.
5. A cheerful doormat to banish bad vibes even before you walk in the door.
6. A two layer storage system that'll hold everything you need in one convenient-to-see place (it's also super useful for anyone with pups who always try to climb into the front seat).
7. A foot scrapper to scrape off all your rough edges (on your feet at least).
8. A Lunarly subscription that will turn your apartment into the zen yoga studio you live above, but can't afford going to.
9. A jar opener for that stubborn jar of pickles that really, really doesn't want to be eaten.
10. A stick of NerdWax that'll keep your glasses on your face no matter how much you move (I can totally see the appeal with this stuff).
11. An iron holster, so you don't burn anything while making yourself look even more hot.
12. A caffeinated booty oil that uses watermelon and coffee beans to firm and hydrate your behind (if you're into that sort of thing), because it turns out your butt loves caffeine a whole ~latte.~
13. Or a butt mask for anyone who prefers to ~mask~ how obsessed they are with their beauty routine.
14. A freezer-safe burger press that'll give you perfect proportions of protein every time.
15. A cool gel pillow to keep you feeling cool — no matter how hot your night gets.
16. A hand resistance band that is a useful tool to help increase the strength of your hand — taking your texting skills to the next level.
17. A toilet paper storage organizer for bathrooms that are way better than basic.
18. A pregnancy pin and a supporter pin to help give seats to expectant mothers on public transit.
19. A touch-free soap dispenser so you don't spread more germs while trying to wash your own off.
20. A makeup sponge holder to keep your counters clean and keep your beauty blender (and your face) as germ-free as possible.
21. A fruit ice cream maker so you can enjoy something delicious *and* nutritious.
22. An earwax removal kit that works extremely well for an extreme amount of earwax (but you didn't hear it from me).
23. A hair and scalp sunscreen to keep them safe from the sun without ruining your 'do.
24. A family-friendly game so ridiculous it'll keep your kids laughing and entertained for ages (and it'll keep you from being totally ~pooped~ coming up with new things to do).
25. A therapeutic gel separator sure to ease your aching toes, bunions, and joints without being too much of a ~stretch~.
26. A personalized dildo kit so you can be with your favorite willy whenever you want.
27. A carton handle to make pouring drinks far easier for anyone who doesn't cry over spilled milk, but does cry over how inconvenient tiny milk handles are.
29. A tube squeezer made for frugal people who know how to squeeze every last drop from their wallet.
30. And finally, a tongue scraper to help get rid of bad breath if you feel like you're only scraping by with brushing and flossing.
The praise you deserve after getting these odd jobs done so well.
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