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1.A chicken purse for anyone who isn't too ~chicken~ to sport a stellar accessory.
2.A Google search card game that'll make their weird search history feel like ancient history.
4.A dammit doll, because when your roommate finds out you're the one who keeps eating the dessert they bring back after dinner at their parents', you're gonna need something for them to destroy as fast as you destroyed their mom's rhubarb pie.
5.A set of tea bag holders for anyone who is rather ~sluggish~ about getting up in the morning.
6.A bacon ornament so you can let your lighthearted love know how happy you are that you two were able to ~meat~.
7.A pizza box of socks that's gonna be easy as (pizza) pie to wrap up, and a guaranteed favorite gift for your particularly cheesy pals.
8.A board game so funny and fun, your friends are sure to be dying with laughter when y'all play it... even if your score is rather grim.
9.A lunch box for that friend of yours who would think this is dino-mite.
10.A calendar full of awkward family photos that'll make your family's ugly Christmas sweater pic look like the Royal Family's Christmas card.