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1. A chicken purse for anyone who isn't too ~chicken~ to sport a stellar accessory.
Get it from Amazon for $28.90.
2. A Google search card game that'll make their weird search history feel like ancient history.
To play, each person will get a card with the beginning of a Google search, like "do spiders really..." Everyone has two guesses of what the most popular ending is to that search. The closer your guess is, the more points you'll win!
Get it from Firebox for $25.99.
3. A solid marble dumbell for giving them an aesthetically indulgent gift that really ~rocks~.
Get it from Free People for $100 (available in three colors).
4. A dammit doll, because when your roommate finds out you're the one who keeps eating the dessert they bring back after dinner at their parents', you're gonna need something for them to destroy as fast as you destroyed their mom's rhubarb pie.
And this comes with instructions (on the tag sewn to its chest)! "Whenever things don't go so well, and you want to hit the wall and yell, here's a little Dammit Doll, that you can't do without. Just grab it firmly by the legs and find a place to slam it. And as you whack the stuffing out yell 'Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!'"
Get it from Amazon for $13.87.
5. A set of tea bag holders for anyone who is rather ~sluggish~ about getting up in the morning.
Snails are just slugs with cool backpacks.
Get 10 from Amazon for $5.69.
6. A bacon ornament so you can let your lighthearted love know how happy you are that you two were able to ~meat~.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $12.
7. A pizza box of socks that's gonna be easy as (pizza) pie to wrap up, and a guaranteed favorite gift for your particularly cheesy pals.
Get it from Amazon for $25.99.
8. A board game so funny and fun, your friends are sure to be dying with laughter when y'all play it... even if your score is rather grim.
I bought this gift over Halloween and mainly used it as seasonally appropriate decor (my apartment is small, festive decoration space is limited). One night I begged some friends to play it with me (neither like board games, but they both like me) and they obliged. Within minutes of starting the game we were laughing out loud and couldn't stop! To play, one player reads a description of a death from a card, the other players decide if they think the death is real or made up. If you're correct, you get to move a step further to safety, if you're wrong, you have to move the grim reaper one step closer to you. It's an absolute blast, and so fun I still have it out on my counter... we'll call it Nightmare Before Christmas decor at this point.
Get it from Amazon for $19.97.
9. A lunch box for that friend of yours who would think this is dino-mite.
Get it from Amazon for $26.25.
10. A calendar full of awkward family photos that'll make your family's ugly Christmas sweater pic look like the Royal Family's Christmas card.
Whatever, we know Meghan Markel would be totally down to don a festive sweater.
Get it from Amazon for $7.57.
11. A serial killer coloring book for people with a dark sense of humor and a great eye for color.
Red, specifically.
Get it from Amazon for $7.92.
12. A mini-vacuum great for cleaning up small spills and desk crumbs, to give to the person who always begs you to ~moooove~ away from the computer when you're munchin' on some tasty snacks.
Get it from Amazon for $12.99 (available in three styles).
13. A set of Yoga Joes that'll make you say, "G. I. guess I need these for myself too."
Get a set of nine from Amazon for $28.
14. A shower curtain to give to the friend you want to ~shower~ with gifts.
Get it from Amazon for $29.99 (available in 18 styles).
15. A pimple popper that'll provide some serious stress relief to anyone who feels like they'll ~pop~ from the hustle and bustle of the holidays.
Get it from Firebox for $25.99.
16. A mushroom growing kit for anyone who would love a large garden but doesn't have ~mushroom~ for anything other than some of these fun-guys.
Get it from Amazon for $17.99.
17. A ballon dog nightlight that's gonna make their home decor game ~blow up~ overnight.
Get it from UncommonGoods for $25.
18. A pair of keychains with little pods that'll pop out when you pinch them. This thing'll make them so happy they might ~pea~ themselves when they open it up.
Get them from Amazon for $6.25.
19. A salt shooter to give someone who would love nothing more than to hunt the world's most dangerous game, the pesky housefly. That...or use it to season their food in the most exciting way possible.
Get it from Amazon for $39.95.
20. A Bob Ross board game so you can enjoy some happy little trees without getting a speck of paint on your person.
In this game, your goal is to earn "chill points" by painting landscape features using colors and brushes from your own cards before another player beats you to it. But keep in mind, Bob sets the pace by moving after each play. This game is great for two to four players and includes a game board, four palettes, 60 art supplies cards, 24 chill cards, 11 technique cards, 12 feature markers, four chill cubes, one Bob mover, 15 double-sided paintings, one easel, on die, and instructions.
Get it from Amazon for $30.83 or from Urban Outfitters for $29.
21. A can of unicorn meat for people who have a really strange ~taste~ in gifts.
Get it from Amazon for $22.95.
22. A pack of vinyl stickers that'll make your most eclectic friend cry like a baby when they open it up and see how well you know them.
Get them from Amazon for $19.99.
23. A cookbook for cooking up some cussing fantastic casseroles (and much more).
Get it from Amazon for $10.99.
24. A tapestry blanket sure to be the purrfect gift to wrap around your favorite cat lady.
Get it from Amazon for $43.17.
25. A book on bad taxidermy that'll let your roommates know the decor in your place could be way, way worse.
Get it from Amazon for $9.66.
26. A ridiculous stress swan-thing sure to do... well, something special, I guess.
Just throw this thing on your desk at work or a table at home and give it a squeeze anytime you're feeling anxious. Its blank face and placid disposition will calm you down in no time.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $15.
27. A pack of beard ornaments you can give to the Scrooge in your life who refused to get a Christmas tree this year. Problem solved.
Get a pack of 12 from Amazon for $9.99.
28. A dog cube blind box that'll be snug as a pug in a rug all tucked inside of its box until adoption day.
Get one from Firebox for $11.99.
29. A Fuggler, which is perhaps the ugliest of all stuffed animals, to give someone who is such a good example of unconditional love that you want to test it... just a little bit.
Get it from Amazon for $14.99+ (available in four styles).
30. A book of pop sonnets full of famous pop songs rewritten in Shakespearean slang, which is sure to make any Shakespeare fan say, "Othello there, my perfect gift."
Get it from Amazon for $11.86.
31. A bag of Big Foot Balls for anyone with a monstrous appetite.
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
32. A coloring book for anyone who feels like their workplace environment is simply prehistoric.
Get it from Amazon for $7.99.
33. A pair of gloves your friends are gonna ~rave~ about from the minute they put them on.
Each glove has three different colors and six light modes and runs on two CR2016 batteries (included).
Get them from Amazon for $10.95 (available in three colors).
34. A wall clock so you can get them a gift they'll think of ~time~ and ~time~ again... how could they not?
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $170.
35. A bird mask to give the ~fowlest~ person you know.
Get it from Amazon for $16.99.
36. And finally, a box of nothing for the person who says they want nothing every single year. It's finally time to get them what they really wanted, strange as that may seem.
Get it from Amazon for $11.95.
When they know to take appropriate precautions before opening up one of your strange gifts.
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