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1. A hanging macrame cat bed, because your kitto deserves some bold boho furniture just as much as the next Instagram influencer.
2. A Greek goddess candle — a perfect piece of decor for anyone whose classically kooky vibe is set in stone.
3. An electric s'mores-maker that'll delight people who love the idea of a campfire treat...as long as it is made from the comfort of their living room and nowhere near nature.
4. A jerky bouquet so you can apologize to your sweetheart in a funny and fun way after you realize the silly ~beef~ you two had was probably your fault. Or, more specifically, ~hangry you~'s fault.
5. A mid-century modern pet sofa that's gonna look doggone adorable in your living room!
6. A unicorn toilet spray to save you when you have indigestion of mythical proportions. Fortunately, if you spray this in the toilet before you go, your bathroom won't end up being a scene out of a dark Brothers Grimm fairy tale.
7. And a stained glass toilet paper roll that'll give your bathroom some beautiful, applicable, decor.
8. A nonstick brownie pan for clever chefs who don't mind owning such a strange pan when it means they get to experiment with recipes that are a little more ~edgy~.
9. A Mickey Mouse slow cooker that *may* make people think you haven't gotten over your childhood Mousketeer days, but...who cares? No one will be making fun when they taste the perfect Disney Park dupes you magically whip up with the help of this! Tigger tails, anyone?
10. A toilet light so your porcelain throne can always have a subtle glow, letting you use the bathroom in the middle of the night without turning on the overhead lights and blinding yourself.
11. A pair of leopard print Crocs with a fuzzy interior – finally being brave enough to own a pair of these perfect shoes is sure to have you feeling all warm and fuzzy inside.
12. And a snazzy shoebox bag which may seem like an unnecessary addition to your shoe closet, until you own a pair of shoes worthy of true tender, loving care.
13. A pair of horizontal reading glasses so you can get home at the end of an exhausting day and read or watch TV without even exerting the effort it takes to sit up.
14. An app-driven indoor garden that'll guide you through your vegetation's care from seedlings to salad! And all (get this) while staying inside!
15. A mushroom shower curtain your friends are sure to love (~butt~ be prepared to soothe them when they're sad they don't have one themselves).
16. A pack of six strange sodas that's gonna be a delightful (and literal) gag gift at your next holiday party. Hopefully the person you give these to is able to enjoy the moment and drink it all in.
17. A giant flour tortilla blanket – nothing is gonna make you feel more warm and cheesy than wrapping yourself up in this treat!
18. A lumberjack outfit that'll make your four-legged friend look like the boss at a lumber mill for some unnecessary (but adorable) reason.
19. A Mars dust globe – a futuristic piece of home decor for people who think traditional snow globes are soo old school.
20. A sassy welcome mat that'll satisfy your not-so-social soul.
21. An octopus mug – get ready to be overly attached to an inanimate object, because one sip from this ceramic sea creature and you're gonna want it by your side on tentac-all of your adventures.
22. A pack of 15 Shakespearean-insult adhesive bandages for people who aren't afraid to add insult to injury.
23. A zombie face mask sure to make your skin as soft and supple as a nice, juicy brain. What am I going as for Halloween, you ask? Why, myself...in this face mask.
24. An election lawn sign for people who know how to ~manage~ the election sign wars in their neighborhood with a little bit of humor.
25. A spoon rest that'll add a real ~splash~ to your kitchen decor (and prevent spills and splashes from messy spoons while it's at it).
26. A gift of nothing for the person who either has everything or insists they want nothing. Sure, I may just be paying for this LOL-worthy packaging (because there is truly nothing in it) but...I'm still sold.
27. A platypus spatula that'll be a beak-on of hope when you can't seem to get that last bit of jelly from the jar.
28. A caution tape garland for true-crime loving folks who throw ~caution~ to the wind when it comes to their interior decorating.
29. An adjustable lamp that sits, stays, and is sure to make you smile when studying feels ~ruff~.
30. A mushroom-growing kit for anyone who would love a large garden but doesn't have ~mushroom~ for anything other than some of these fun-guys.
31. A salt shooter to give someone who would love nothing more than to hunt the world's most dangerous game, the pesky housefly. That...or use it to season their food in the most exciting way possible.
32. A magnetized, whiteboard fridge decal you can use to write messages and important reminders...like when you're hosting game night next.
33. A strawberry toilet seat that'll look ~berry~ cute in your bathroom. You know, if absurdly adorable toilet decor is your kinda ~jam~.
34. A box of fibrous cereal specifically made to get you pooping like it's an Olympic sport.
35. A doodle pillowcase that can be colored on, wiped clean in the washing machine, and redrawn on – you can give this to anyone with a particularly ~sketchy~ style.
36. A pair of leaf-scooping gloves to prove you have waaaaay more than just a green thumb when it comes to your garden. Honestly, you won't be-leaf how well these scoop up fallen foliage!
37. Weird Parenting Wins, a funny and heartwarmingly honest book that's sure to give you some surprising parenting hacks. Whether you're trying to get your kids to tell you the truth, wanting to figure out how to end tantrums before they start, or discovering "The Art of Getting Your Kid to Act Like a Person," there's sure to be a silly solution in here for you!
38. A box of miracle fruit tablets – mind-boggling candies that'll turn your taste buds upside down. This is a fun family activity that'll never go ~sour~ (although technically the effects wear off after around 30 minutes).
39. A startlingly strange-looking tongue scraper to help get rid of bad breath if you feel like you're only scraping by with brushing and flossing.
40. A Cinderella's carriage diamond ring sure to be the greatest gift you could ever give a true Disney adult.
41. A light saber umbrella that changes colors, allowing the receiver to decide if they're leaning toward the light or feel forced to chose the dark side on a cloudy day.
42. A pizza pocket lanyard so you can enjoy wearing an accessory that you can really sink your teeth into.
43. A game night masterpiece, Escape Room In A Box for people who love game night...especially now that they don't have to leave their house for it.
44. And finally, a potato pal so you can send a preciously personalized gift to the~stud~ in your life.
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