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    33 Sex Toys For Anyone Who Wants To Relieve Some Stress With An Orgasm

    Good luck deciding which one to get. It's gonna be hard. Real hard.

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    1. A 7-inch rose quartz massage wand – a crystal clear way to make any old night something special.

    A smooth crystal massage wand with one tapered and one bulbous end, both are rounded

    2. A remote-controlled prostate massager that'll have both beginners and experts alike enjoying some ahhh-mazing orgasms.

    Two hands, one holding the dual ended prostate massage and the other holding a round silver remote

    3. A clever necklace you can wear to take care of your own dang desires if you don't end up feeling a ~vibe~ with your next date.

    A model wearing the sleek necklace, in the shape of a very long silver bullet. It has a rose gold chain and falls to the center of the chest.

    4. A pair of vibrating panties that's sure to become a wardrobe staple you won't wanna live without.

    5. A Satisfyer Pro 2, a cult-favorite air pulsator toy that'll be a stimulating masterpiece. Forget the Met, *this* is fine art.

    A reviewer showing the toy at different angles. It has a smooth silicone cap for comfort above the suction tip and a smooth oval handle.

    6. A remote-controlled partner vibrator – once you have this inside, your partner will feel the same orgasmic rotations and vibes as they enter in. Sharing really is...wait for it...caring.

    A small silicone vibe with a flattened top and a matching circular remote

    7. A Shibari Mini Halo so strong and so powerful, your vagina is practically gonna say, "Dil-don't you dare stop!" whenever you use it.

    A reviewer holding the forearm-sized dildo. It is covered in silicone, has three buttons, and a rounded end with a small tapered neck.

    8. A set of Tenga eggs, textured single-use masturbation sleeves that'll make date night with yourself particularly egg-celent.

    9. A whisper-soft smooth vibrator for when you've been stuck inside with your roommates too long and don't need them hearing allll the things you've got going on in your end of the apartment.

    A person in lingerie holding up the smooth silicone vibrator

    10. A personalized dildo kit so you can be with your favorite willy whenever you want, even if you two haven't seen each other IRL in way too long.

    A person in leopard print pants with three Clone-A-Willy packages splayed out between their legs

    11. A vibrating cock ring that'll cock-a-doodle-do what it takes to wake up your sex routine.

    12. A soft, hands-free dildo with raised veins, a pointed head, and a suction cup base. Attach this to a wall, furniture, or counter and you can count on some carefree entertainment.

    A solid black silicone dildo in the shape of an erect penis with a large suction cup base

    13. A downright delicious dual-stimulating vibe with a clit-licking attachment that's gonna be a true cherry-on-top of this clever contraption.

    14. A *real life* magic wand for anyone who has been bingeing princess flicks in hopes that a Fairy Godmother could end their stress. Grab this thing and bippity-boppety-BOOP your cares away!

    Magic Wand

    15. An irresponsibly satisfying clitoral vibe with flexible wings that'll wrap under the labia to create a perfect fit and thus, a *perf* orgasm...again and again. And AGAIN.

    A model holding the tiny vibe

    16. A charming little bullet vibe so hard working that trying to snag yourself a quickie won't feel like a shot in the dark.

    A reviewer holding the vibe. It is about the size and shape of an oval tube of lipstick.

    17. A pair of Luna Beads that vibrate in response to your movements, so you can create a totally customized experience all on your own. When you feel the intense buildup these bbs bring, you'll know why reviewers think these are the bead's knees.

    Lelo Beads

    18. An intergalactic glass dildo you can heat up or cool off under water, allowing you to test out some experimental temperature play. This stunning piece is totally gonna have you seeing stars.

    Stellar dildo

    19. A penile vibrator that'll help anyone with a penis enjoy some sensational, hands/stroke free stimulation.

    20. A sleek, three-speed massager with a gender-neutral design so darn good lookin' you just might have found a new favorite piece of home decor in your new vibe.

    A minimalist massager in the shape of a stretched out egg

    21. A Dame Fin, a finger vibe so pro at recognizing your needs you're gonna wanna give it your digits.

    A model with their fingers through stimulator strap. The vibrating portion is about two finger widths in size and reaches from the top of their finger to their knuckle in length.

    22. A penguin clit vibrator so absurdly satisfying you just might find yourself waddling your way to work the morning after.

    A reviewer holding the penguin-like sex toy

    23. A strapless strap-on vibrator so you and your partner can ride out any stress by riding each other (and enjoy some simultaneous orgasms while you're at it).

    A large "j" curve vibe with a bulbous end, grooves in the center, and a longer end with a head on the other side

    24. A great-for-beginners butt plug that'll be a fab introduction to this form of sexual pleasure (who says you can't find new things to do while you're at home?!) no ifs, ands, or butts about it.

    A small, smooth butt plug with a curved tail in the shape of a heart

    25. A uniquely shaped Pixie sure to cling to your clit with the verve it deserves!

    Pixie Clitoris Vibrator

    26. A lipstick-esque vibe you can discretely keep in your bag when you may need a quickie to get through the day.

    A red vibe with a top that comes off. It looks just like a tube of lipstick.

    27. A sinfully sleek vibe with smooth, dual stimulation. Once you have this in your life you won't have to choose between treating your G-spot or your clit...which is a modern miracle, if you ask me.

    A vibe with a hole in the handle for easy grasping and two vibe entry points

    28. A versatile three-motor vibrator that can twist, bend, and feel sensational regardless of sex or number of participants.

    29. A Fleshlight for realistic-looking masturbation you can tighten or loosened to your heart's content.

    A realistic looking vagina opening with lips and a small clit placed inside a handle

    30. A veiny, 9-inch rabbit that's sure to make your ~hair~ stand on end.

    A reviewer holding the large dildo, showing the raised veins and the rabbit ear clitoral stimulator

    31. A beautiful blown-glass dildo to blow you away in the bedroom.

    A reviewer holding the colorful glass dildo, showing the smooth bubbles formed around the sides

    32. Or a witchy crystal wand that's sure to make the magic happen.

    33. A bendable smart vibrator designed for G-spot, clitoral, penis, and perineum stimulation. This includes a playbook with step-by-step instructions to help you hit the spot, because satisfying yourself shouldn't be another stress in your life!

    A person holding the smooth "j" shaped vibe with the instruction cards out

    34. A scented vibe that's powerful, discreet, and versatile. Use this on your own or place it between you and your partner – either way, if an orgasm is your goal, this thing is gonna smell...like success!

    A smooth, short vibe in the shape of a slightly elongated and curved egg

    35. A wearable, dual motor G-spot vibrator it may turn you on before you even have the chance to turn *it* on.

    36. And finally, a silky WaterSlyde sure to offer up some good, clean fun when you know the only thing that could make your relaxing baths better is the chance to get even more wet.

    A bubble bath with water running down the waterfall spout

    The Bob-Ross-cuddling-a-baby-deer level of calm you're gonna feel after a ride with one of these:

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