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1. A 7-inch rose quartz massage wand – a crystal clear way to make any old night something special.
2. A remote-controlled prostate massager that'll have both beginners and experts alike enjoying some ahhh-mazing orgasms.
3. A clever necklace you can wear to take care of your own dang desires if you don't end up feeling a ~vibe~ with your next date.
4. A pair of vibrating panties that's sure to become a wardrobe staple you won't wanna live without.
5. A Satisfyer Pro 2, a cult-favorite air pulsator toy that'll be a stimulating masterpiece. Forget the Met, *this* is fine art.
6. A remote-controlled partner vibrator – once you have this inside, your partner will feel the same orgasmic rotations and vibes as they enter in. Sharing really is...wait for it...caring.
7. A Shibari Mini Halo so strong and so powerful, your vagina is practically gonna say, "Dil-don't you dare stop!" whenever you use it.
8. A set of Tenga eggs, textured single-use masturbation sleeves that'll make date night with yourself particularly egg-celent.
9. A whisper-soft smooth vibrator for when you've been stuck inside with your roommates too long and don't need them hearing allll the things you've got going on in your end of the apartment.
10. A personalized dildo kit so you can be with your favorite willy whenever you want, even if you two haven't seen each other IRL in way too long.
11. A vibrating cock ring that'll cock-a-doodle-do what it takes to wake up your sex routine.
12. A soft, hands-free dildo with raised veins, a pointed head, and a suction cup base. Attach this to a wall, furniture, or counter and you can count on some carefree entertainment.
13. A downright delicious dual-stimulating vibe with a clit-licking attachment that's gonna be a true cherry-on-top of this clever contraption.
14. A *real life* magic wand for anyone who has been bingeing princess flicks in hopes that a Fairy Godmother could end their stress. Grab this thing and bippity-boppety-BOOP your cares away!
15. An irresponsibly satisfying clitoral vibe with flexible wings that'll wrap under the labia to create a perfect fit and thus, a *perf* orgasm...again and again. And AGAIN.
16. A charming little bullet vibe so hard working that trying to snag yourself a quickie won't feel like a shot in the dark.
17. A pair of Luna Beads that vibrate in response to your movements, so you can create a totally customized experience all on your own. When you feel the intense buildup these bbs bring, you'll know why reviewers think these are the bead's knees.
18. An intergalactic glass dildo you can heat up or cool off under water, allowing you to test out some experimental temperature play. This stunning piece is totally gonna have you seeing stars.
19. A penile vibrator that'll help anyone with a penis enjoy some sensational, hands/stroke free stimulation.
20. A sleek, three-speed massager with a gender-neutral design so darn good lookin' you just might have found a new favorite piece of home decor in your new vibe.
21. A Dame Fin, a finger vibe so pro at recognizing your needs you're gonna wanna give it your digits.
22. A penguin clit vibrator so absurdly satisfying you just might find yourself waddling your way to work the morning after.
23. A strapless strap-on vibrator so you and your partner can ride out any stress by riding each other (and enjoy some simultaneous orgasms while you're at it).
24. A great-for-beginners butt plug that'll be a fab introduction to this form of sexual pleasure (who says you can't find new things to do while you're at home?!) no ifs, ands, or butts about it.
25. A uniquely shaped Pixie sure to cling to your clit with the verve it deserves!
26. A lipstick-esque vibe you can discretely keep in your bag when you may need a quickie to get through the day.
27. A sinfully sleek vibe with smooth, dual stimulation. Once you have this in your life you won't have to choose between treating your G-spot or your clit...which is a modern miracle, if you ask me.
28. A versatile three-motor vibrator that can twist, bend, and feel sensational regardless of sex or number of participants.
29. A Fleshlight for realistic-looking masturbation you can tighten or loosened to your heart's content.
30. A veiny, 9-inch rabbit that's sure to make your ~hair~ stand on end.
31. A beautiful blown-glass dildo to blow you away in the bedroom.
32. Or a witchy crystal wand that's sure to make the magic happen.
33. A bendable smart vibrator designed for G-spot, clitoral, penis, and perineum stimulation. This includes a playbook with step-by-step instructions to help you hit the spot, because satisfying yourself shouldn't be another stress in your life!
34. A scented vibe that's powerful, discreet, and versatile. Use this on your own or place it between you and your partner – either way, if an orgasm is your goal, this thing is gonna smell...like success!
35. A wearable, dual motor G-spot vibrator it may turn you on before you even have the chance to turn *it* on.
36. And finally, a silky WaterSlyde sure to offer up some good, clean fun when you know the only thing that could make your relaxing baths better is the chance to get even more wet.
The Bob-Ross-cuddling-a-baby-deer level of calm you're gonna feel after a ride with one of these:
