33 Sex Toys For Anyone Who Wants To Relieve Some Stress With An Orgasm
Good luck deciding which one to get. It's gonna be hard. Real hard.
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1. A 7-inch rose quartz massage wand – a crystal clear way to make any old night something special.
Not only does this work as a super sleek dildo, you can also use it to massage your body and roll out knots. Get you a tool that does both!
Promising review: "This crystal wand, and everything that comes with it, exceeded my expectations!!! It starts with an elegant design of the packaging: the little cards underneath the lid when you open the box, a super beautiful pink satin bag, and the wand itself. It’s a very tasteful and super sensual product and experience. I love the natural pink color of the crystal, the shape, smooth finish, and for sure the energy it unfolds!! I definitely recommend it!" —Sabine C. deVries
Get it from Amazon for $150.
2. A remote-controlled prostate massager that'll have both beginners and experts alike enjoying some ahhh-mazing orgasms.
This has six vibration patterns, is waterproof, and USB rechargeable.
Promising review: "This is a great prostate massager with incredible power. It could be used together or alone. I personally love the power vibration on the prostate, as well as externally on the scrotum. I fully recommend it!" —JohnWick78
Get it on Lelo for $186.15 (originally $219, available in three colors).
3. A clever necklace you can wear to take care of your own dang desires if you don't end up feeling a ~vibe~ with your next date.
4. A pair of vibrating panties that's sure to become a wardrobe staple you won't wanna live without.
This can be controlled with the personal remote provided or with sound syncs –the vibrations literally move with music! It can run up for four hours and uses rechargeable batteries.
Get them from Lovelife by Ohmibod for $119.
5. A Satisfyer Pro 2, a cult-favorite air pulsator toy that'll be a stimulating masterpiece. Forget the Met, *this* is fine art.
This is fully waterproof, rechargeable, and has 11 different modes. Wanna learn more about this satisfying vibe? Check out this BuzzFeed review to find out why this thing sucks in all the right places.
Promising review: "This thing ROCKS! Like others have said, it feels subtle at first, but have mercy, once you get it in the right spot – here come the fireworks! Don’t even hesitate. And I love that its appearance makes it easy to travel with — pleasure incognito!" —APS
Get it from Amazon for $39.79.
6. A remote-controlled partner vibrator – once you have this inside, your partner will feel the same orgasmic rotations and vibes as they enter in. Sharing really is...wait for it...caring.
This has eight vibration patterns and is waterproof and USB rechargeable.
Promising review: "I bought this as an early birthday gift and I am happy with how it was received. She really loves the texture and it definitely adds some new features to our play." —Razyr83
Get it on Lelo for $199 (available in three colors).
7. A Shibari Mini Halo so strong and so powerful, your vagina is practically gonna say, "Dil-don't you dare stop!" whenever you use it.
This *treasure* has 20 different vibration patterns, is USB rechargeable, and 100% waterproof.
Promising review: "I write this in the aftermath of my Shibari Mini Halo's inaugural use. I only have cell reception now as I reenter Earth's orbit. Btw, Mars is beautiful, you guys. Do not hesitate. I repeat, BUY THIS DAMN HANDHELD SPACE SHUTTLE. YOU WILL SEE VISIONS, YOU WILL DREAM DREAMS! YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT GOD IS A WOMAN! If we get enough of these into women's hands, we can overthrow the patriarchy, js." —Henry and Ziva's Mom
Get it from Amazon for $27.95 (available in two colors).
8. A set of Tenga eggs, textured single-use masturbation sleeves that'll make date night with yourself particularly egg-celent.
Each of the six eggs has a different texture and comes with its own packet of lube.
Promising review: "I enjoy the playful, but also subtle packaging, and the size of these is very convenient for travel. Especially on the first time with each egg, it's fun to unwrap them and find out exactly what each texture is on the inside. The material is extremely supple and very skin-like. I enjoyed the small packet of lube that came with each as well, as it lasted quite a while and had excellent texture." —DrinkGeek
Get a six-pack from Amazon for $29.98+ (available in three packs).
9. A whisper-soft smooth vibrator for when you've been stuck inside with your roommates too long and don't need them hearing allll the things you've got going on in your end of the apartment.
This has nine different vibration modes, so go ahead and shake! things! up!
Promising review: "Wow. This is my first vibrator and all I have to say is wow. As soon as I took it out of the package, I was astounded by the quality. It feels silky smooth. It also comes with an adorable little pouch which is also very soft. There’s several different vibration options as well which is always fun. If it breaks I will actually cry because I love it so much. This is my new best friend. It feels amazing. I love it." —L
Get it from Amazon for $19.69 (available in two colors).
10. A personalized dildo kit so you can be with your favorite willy whenever you want, even if you two haven't seen each other IRL in way too long.
This uses medical-grade materials to clone an erect penis. The kit includes a the ingredients needed to form your personalized dildo and a vibrator to be inserted after it's finished. I found this thing about a year ago and had to get one for my husband to try. And guess what? It really does work like a charm! After it's finished drying, you'll have a vibe unlike anything you've had before (well, actually, it'll be pretty dang similar to something you've had before).
Promising review: "I absolutely love this. It was SO much fun to make and I could not believe how well it worked. It is so lifelike. I highly recommend this product!" —Carly N. Germann
Get it from Amazon for $37.99+ (available in nine colors, including glow-in-the-dark).
11. A vibrating cock ring that'll cock-a-doodle-do what it takes to wake up your sex routine.
Promising review: "My partner and I use this at least twice a week. It's a great cock ring. The vibe is powerful yet quiet, and I love that it's USB rechargeable so there are no batteries to mess with. It's waterproof, so cleanup is a breeze. The ring itself can stretch to accommodate what I imagine is a WIDE variety of sizes and shapes. It doesn't delay the wearer's orgasm but rather heightens the strength of it, and WOW does my partner love it! The position of the cock ring can be changed depending on the position you're assuming. Placed up during missionary-type positions will stimulate her clit immensely. Placed down during missionary positions will stimulate the balls and her perineum. In a doggy position, with the cock ring placed down, it will stimulate the clit and balls equally. I highly recommend this as a way to add a little extra excitement." —Dani
Get it from Amazon for $25.96.
12. A soft, hands-free dildo with raised veins, a pointed head, and a suction cup base. Attach this to a wall, furniture, or counter and you can count on some carefree entertainment.
Promising review: "This item is wonderful and feels amazing! It's extremely addictive and I've already used it twice within four hours, which is not like me. I'm NOT typically that 'excited.' The suction is good and it hits my G-spot perfectly. It's easy to cum with how this is shaped. Cleaning it is easy as well. This has quickly become my new favorite purchase!" —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $13.69 (available in three colors).
13. A downright delicious dual-stimulating vibe with a clit-licking attachment that's gonna be a true cherry-on-top of this clever contraption.
14. A *real life* magic wand for anyone who has been bingeing princess flicks in hopes that a Fairy Godmother could end their stress. Grab this thing and bippity-boppety-BOOP your cares away!
Be sure to check out "Over 1,000 People Swear By This Magical Vibrator" for more info on the Magic Wand.
Promising review: "This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. I used it and I found God. It was like Mariah Carey in angel wings gently lifted me to multiple orgasm. It was like when the surprise Beyoncé album dropped. It was like a hot, chiseled dude in a man-bun was whispering Audre Lorde to me until I came. It was like my high school girlfriend and I watching The OC scenes with Marissa and Alex. I felt like I was floating. I felt like Mia in The Princess Diaries when she turns the lights on with her foot pop as she's kissing Michael Moscovitz. Yeah, it's loud as hell but I live in a tiny-ass Brooklyn apartment with four other people and just decided that they could deal with the vibrating noises. Own it; you're living your best life. Real talk, I highly recommend this for anyone who has a vagina and wants clit stimulation." —Ava the Believer
Get it from Babeland for $64.95.
15. An irresponsibly satisfying clitoral vibe with flexible wings that'll wrap under the labia to create a perfect fit and thus, a *perf* orgasm...again and again. And AGAIN.
Promising review: "If you have a hard time getting an orgasm, this will help you get one so fast! Side note: you do have to play around with it to get the right spot to fit. This is amazing. It's definitely worth the price." —Aponce94
Get it from Free People for $135 (available in two colors).
16. A charming little bullet vibe so hard working that trying to snag yourself a quickie won't feel like a shot in the dark.
This is USB rechargeable and has 10 different vibration modes for all your different moods.
Promising review: "This little guy is a beast! I think there's a little Tasmanian Devil in there, because this sucker will vibrate your fingers off, knock down walls, and register 4.0 in the Richter Scale." —Joshua Schoellman
Get it from Amazon for $13.99 (available in two colors).
17. A pair of Luna Beads that vibrate in response to your movements, so you can create a totally customized experience all on your own. When you feel the intense buildup these bbs bring, you'll know why reviewers think these are the bead's knees.
Promising review: "I bought this as a present for myself and I was not disappointed. It's very comfortable to wear and easy to clean." —DaniMK
Get them from Lelo for $59.
18. An intergalactic glass dildo you can heat up or cool off under water, allowing you to test out some experimental temperature play. This stunning piece is totally gonna have you seeing stars.
Promising review: "I ordered this because a friend recommended it and it did NOT disappoint. My girlfriend and I both agree, the glass is sooo smooth in comparison to all of the silicone toys we have been using. The curvature is incredible for pleasure and the handle is shaped well for ease of use. Also, it's the most beautiful sex toy I've ever seen; honestly would have no shame if I left it on my bed and a roommate asked what it was lol. That probably won't happen, though, because it came with a cute storage bag! I'm excited to explore with temperature play! <3" —M.
Get it from Unbound for $37.
19. A penile vibrator that'll help anyone with a penis enjoy some sensational, hands/stroke free stimulation.
Get it from Hot Octopuss for $99.
20. A sleek, three-speed massager with a gender-neutral design so darn good lookin' you just might have found a new favorite piece of home decor in your new vibe.
This vibrator is made of silicone, is waterproof, phthalate-, and latex-free, is USB-rechargeable, and comes with a canvas travel pouch.
Promising review: "This wasn't my first vibe. Heck, it wasn't my 10th. We've owned many, from the low cheap ones to high-end expensive ones. No name $15 toys up to $180+. The Maude is equal or better than the best of them. Soft high-quality silicone. Settings range from gentle to 'Oh my God!' This tiny thing puts out 98% of the power of the Hitachi with a tenth of the size and noise. I'd say it's the best value out there by a mile." —Karen S.
Preorder from Maude for $45.
21. A Dame Fin, a finger vibe so pro at recognizing your needs you're gonna wanna give it your digits.
Want even more versatile play? The tether is removable, so feel free to switch things up! It's water resistant, made of medical-grade silicone, is USB-rechargeable, and has three speeds.
Promising review: "This is easily the most pleasurable vibrator I have used. I love that it operates as an extension of myself. I am very satisfied with Fin in both solo play and with my partner. I am certain she would echo that sentiment." —Melissa M.
Get it from Free People for $85 (available in two colors).
22. A penguin clit vibrator so absurdly satisfying you just might find yourself waddling your way to work the morning after.
This mighty little machine has 11 different modes for some satisfaction success.
Promising review: "The magnetic charger is easy to use and the penguin charges quickly. This toy means business, the sensations are amazing, and it offers different degrees of intensity." —eggbuelkicks
Get it from Amazon for $49.95.
23. A strapless strap-on vibrator so you and your partner can ride out any stress by riding each other (and enjoy some simultaneous orgasms while you're at it).
Promising review: "I was really unsure if we would enjoy this product but dear lord I did not expect it to be so wonderful! The stimulation from wearing it is amazing and you can feel every movement, which is something I missed when using other strap-ons. This feels much more natural and intimate. The vibrations are more powerful along the protruding shaft, slightly less powerful for the wearer, but still effective. It stayed in well and even with some rough and tumble, I didn't end up with a sore pelvis like other strap-ons that dig in." —LadyLop
Get it from Lovehoney for $49.99.
25. A uniquely shaped Pixie sure to cling to your clit with the verve it deserves!
The has 10 different settings, is USB rechargeable, and can fit in the palm of your hand.
Promising review: "So, I'm going to go right out and say that I have never been much of an 'outside stimulation' gal, but I'm almost positive this thing changed my life for the better. I'm way too obsessed with this, and I cannot WAIT to try it with my boyfriend. The only negative thing I have to say about this is that it's TOO GOOD. Be careful, you might get obsessed like I am!!!" —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $39.99+ (available in three colors).
26. A lipstick-esque vibe you can discretely keep in your bag when you may need a quickie to get through the day.
It's waterproof, USB-rechargeable, and has six vibration patterns.
Get it from Lelo for $84.90 (available in three colors).
27. A sinfully sleek vibe with smooth, dual stimulation. Once you have this in your life you won't have to choose between treating your G-spot or your clit...which is a modern miracle, if you ask me.
Thanks, science!
Promising review: "I love this because it is high quality, will last forever, looks sleek, and most importantly, feels AMAZING!" —SLC
Get it from Lelo for $189 (available in two colors).
28. A versatile three-motor vibrator that can twist, bend, and feel sensational regardless of sex or number of participants.
The has seven different speeds, is rechargeable, and it's made of medical-grade silicone.
Promising review: "DAMN. Besides the ideas on the Amazon photos, there are lots of other configurations you can use it for, regardless of gender and number of participants. Without getting graphic: ladies, try it sideways. Can't wait to come up with more ways to use it." —Jenn
Get it from Amazon for $29.99.
29. A Fleshlight for realistic-looking masturbation you can tighten or loosened to your heart's content.
Promising review: "After seeing this product on a porn site and reading the reviews, I decided to take the plunge and purchase one. I followed the directions (run under warm water first, use water-based lubricant) and went to town on it! I could not believe the feeling — it's almost too real to believe! It's not a substitute for a real person (can't love you back), but a great alternative. Cleaning is easy. Just rinse with warm water, dry thoroughly, and powder with baby powder or corn starch. It's a great product to train with to learn control." —Sailboat Captain
Get it from Amazon for $64.94 (available in two styles).
30. A veiny, 9-inch rabbit that's sure to make your ~hair~ stand on end.
It includes a USB cord for charging and has seven different vibration speeds. Plus, the head is flexible so you can hit just the right spot.
Promising review: "This has got to be the BEST toy I’ve ever bought. Even on its highest setting it’s VERY quiet. I love all the texture on it; it's such a wonderful tease! I also love how soft the material is and how easy it is to clean! It’s not abrasive to my skin like some other toys can be. I would highly recommend this product." —Jessica
Get it from Amazon for $24.99.
31. A beautiful blown-glass dildo to blow you away in the bedroom.
Promising review: "My first reaction to this product was shock. It's like a modern art piece. The iridescent glaze on it only adds to the effect. The packaging is minimalist and very high-end. First impressions aside, this sex toy is not only beautiful, but it's actually my favorite one now. It's weighty and smooth, and the ridges give a very nice effect. I didn't experience any irritation related to the glaze, and I didn't find it scratchy at all. One thing I love about this toy is that it can be used vaginally or anally. I prefer the larger end for vaginal use, and the shape gives an incredible sensation. For anal, this was slim enough to be enjoyable without a ton of prep. If you're used to something bigger, this may not satisfy you, however for me it was perfect. In conclusion, this toy is not just another pretty face. It's versatile and very well-made. Consider me a happy customer." —Jude
Get it from Amazon for $17.52+ (available in 14 styles).
32. Or a witchy crystal wand that's sure to make the magic happen.
Promising review: "I've always been nervous about glass toys, but I couldn't pass up something so cute and affordable. It isn't hollow, it's solid, so there's no way it would snap off in your bum. It also seems to hold temperature better than metal, silicone, or jelly toys, so taking a break won't give you an icy surprise. It also seems to warm up faster than other materials. It's a fantastic addition to my toy box. This toy is PERFECT!" —Morgan Lee
Get it from Amazon for $13.88 (available in four styles).
33. A bendable smart vibrator designed for G-spot, clitoral, penis, and perineum stimulation. This includes a playbook with step-by-step instructions to help you hit the spot, because satisfying yourself shouldn't be another stress in your life!
Using the Mystery Vibe app, you can control and customize your Crescendo's vibration patterns, while also learning tips and tricks that may help heat things up! This treasure is waterproof, wireless, and made from premium silicone.
Promising review: "This is a sex toy like no other. This is a piece of art that can deliver a great deal of fun and pleasure." —Ben
Get it from Mystery Vibe for $149.99 (available in two colors).
34. A scented vibe that's powerful, discreet, and versatile. Use this on your own or place it between you and your partner – either way, if an orgasm is your goal, this thing is gonna smell...like success!
BTW, it's waterproof!
Promising review: "I purchased one of these a little over a year ago and the moment I started using it I knew I would never masturbate with my fingers again. I had no idea how much more intense and enjoyable orgasms could be until I began using this vibrator. Instead of masturbation being difficult and a bit uncomfortable right up until that actual orgasm, this little device makes the entire session fantastic. I wound up telling my sister, who is disabled and has difficulty with fine motor control, about it so she got one and is able to hold it perfectly without issues or assistance and it has drastically improved her quality of life as well. If you are on the fence about purchasing this, by all means, go for it, you definitely won't regret it." —89ji
Get it from Lelo for $139 (available in three colors).
35. A wearable, dual motor G-spot vibrator it may turn you on before you even have the chance to turn *it* on.
The remote lets you choose from nine different vibration modes. It's waterproof, made of medical grade silicone, and is USB rechargeable.
Promising review: "The vibrator is amazing. It has a vibration that is very strong and with the remote I can control it without getting out of position. The best part is it is very quiet. I was worried at first because it did seem loud, but I left it in my living room and walked to my master (which is not far) and you couldn't hear a thing! Perfect. The packaging was great and very discreet." —April Smith
Get it from Amazon for $27.69 (available in three colors).
36. And finally, a silky WaterSlyde sure to offer up some good, clean fun when you know the only thing that could make your relaxing baths better is the chance to get even more wet.
This clever gadget really does make for a perfectly personalized experience as you adjust the water pressure/temperature to best fit your needs – no awkward shower heads or yoga moves required!
Get it from Lovability for $35.
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