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1.A bouquet of handmade felt flowers, because these days you CAN give your loved one a bouquet that last longer than a week. Can! And! Should!
2.A contemporary sectional you might not believe you're old enough to wanna buy *but* you've lived long enough to know the convenience of a sectional is nothing short of a necessity. Why not get one this gorgeous while you're at it?
3.A splurge-worthy Samsung Frame for those of us who don't want quality wall space taken over by a big blank screen. With this, you just happen to get a luxury television while you're at it.
4.A menstrual cup — a satisfying upgrade from tampons that'll delight environmentally minded folks who are sick and tired of spending what could be monthly chocolate money on disposable period products.
5.A Google Nest Mini sure to have you thinkin' robot overlords might not be so bad. Use this to listen to music, control your television, and adjust your lights...did I just fall in love with an inanimate object?
6.A beer can chicken roaster so you can *finally* put the pedal to the metal while cooking up your famous backyard BBQ masterpieces.
7.A surprisingly aesthetic natural-wood essential-oil diffuser with a car vent clip that'll let you use all your favorite essential oils in your car, saving you from suffering through the scent of faux plastic pine.
8.A Oui the People single-blade razor to give you the closest shave of your little life, razor burn free! Grab this *beautiful* reusable gadget and kiss those ingrown hairs goodbye!
9.A Turkish bath towel – it's gonna cover you in luxury after a shower or bath. Throw this fast-absorbing, ultra-soft towel over your shoulders and your old towels will be banished to the dog's bathtime routine.
10.A pair of handblown ripple glasses for sprucing up your bar cart or making your daily cup of OJ feel extra fancy. Having nice cups is one of those luxuries you don't realize you were missing out on until you realize you haven't sipped from a red solo cup in...ages.
11.A queen-sized retro-mod bed frame that'll elevate your bedroom (literally) when you realize you don't have to have a mattress on the floor to keep your boho vibe going strong. This headboard is here to help!
12.A water-gel SPF 35 — a daily formula that's hypoallergenic, cruelty-free, vegan, and works great under makeup. Is your skin about to be the envy of all your sunburnt besties? Why yes, yes it is.
13.A Hocus Pocustarot deck – little you would be *so* jealous if they knew adult you got this. And that you now live in a world where it even exists. Team Thackary Binx 4 LIFE!
14.A bidet, because when you realize that washing your rear end after using the bathroom makes as much sense as washing your hands, you're sure to avoid wiping with that dry, wasteful, less-efficient toilet paper as often as possible.
15.A beauty fridge that'll be far more convenient than hiding your skincare products from your roommates in the very back of the kitchen refrigerator, even if you think your collagen mask misses being beside the tomato paste.
16.A steel body roller you can add into your beauty routine to stimulate your skin and help smooth out stubborn bumps. Throw this in the freezer, rub it on your skin, and let that cool massage sink in! Skincare is so cool these days.
17.A battery-powered Dyson vacuum sure to be just as fun as the Optimus Prime action figure you had as a kid. This ~transforms~ into a handheld vacuum in a cinch, making it the perfect tool to clean every nook and cranny in your home.
18.A jar of toothpaste tablets that use less water to make and come in a glass jar, instead of nonrecyclable tubes, for any Earth-conscious folks who would prefer cleaning their teeth with something that's cleaner for the environment.
19.A spice jar set with 18 different bamboo-lidded jars. With this, you're gonna be able to display your eclectic spice collection on the counter...where everyone has a chance to admire your good ~taste~.
20.A Mavix chair for anyone who has started hearing themselves go "oof!" after getting off the sofa. If you're old enough to make sounds after sitting, you deserve (and probably need) a chair this cool and comfy!
21.Acorns, an app that'll help make investing money seriously simple. This'll put spare change from everyday purchases toward stock portfolios, so you can watch your investments grow without any of the work. Somehow "investments" are a thing you have now. Nice.
22.A Sunday Citizen throw blanket, lumbar pillow, and decorative pillow — all with tassels to add an extra flare to your elegant bedding. Go ahead and splurge on this wildly soft stuff, you're gonna love having a bed that looks and feels luxurious.
23.And a set of temperature-regulating sheets so after ages of tossing and turning from sleeping too hot, you can finally say, "Sleeping? No sweat!" Sorry, all other sheets.
24.A raised cedar garden bed that'll help plants grow weed-free. All you have to do is pour nutrient-rich soil on top. Don't have much space to begin with? Then Square Foot Gardening is a great stop to see how to grow loads with the space you've got!
25.A genius tofu press so you can efficiently drain tofu to get the perfect texture and taste, mess not included.
26.An under-the-sink water filtration system for enjoying a fresh glass of water straight from the sink. Thank you, Science, for giving me filtered perfection without a pitcher in my fridge. Amen.
27.A hand-painted decor box that'll keep your 14-year-old potty humor alive and well, despite the interest you've been showing in toilet paper storage methods as you've gotten older.
28.A set of four linen napkins that are naturally stain-resistant, so if you're gonna really make your napkins work to earn their keep — this gorgeous set has your name on it! Soup season has got nothin' on these.
29.A truly mouthwatering caviar flight for foodies who have found their taste veering away from Olive Garden's finest. Simply select from the domestic, international, and imported caviar options (you get three!) and get ready for an egg-cellent snack!
30.A meat bouquet to let your loved one know (in the tastiest way possible) how happy you are that you were able to ~meat~ in this lifetime. I will never buy my boo flowers again.
31.A set of Alice in Wonderlandplates created in a Mary Blair style in honor of the 70th anniversary of the film, a fun choice for folks who would gladly choose cutie Dinah over classic China.
32.A really rad Ouija board woven throw that'll delight your dark heart. Who knew a comfort blanket could be this creepy?
33.A ChiliPad bed cooler to make one or both sides of the bed cold from the bottom up, so the human heater you sleep beside is finally able to sleep as cold as they want (even with the covers on).
34.An ice cream clock so you can add something sweet to your living room lick-edy split!
35.And, finally, a mystery jungle box with four small plants already customized to work with the lighting available in any home. You'll be surprised by how much you love having new ~buds~ around.
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