1. An FP Movement quilted puffer jacket so you can feel snug as a bug in a rug (or a bug snoozin' under a plush, cozy quilt) when that blustery winter wind hits.

2. A surprisingly aesthetic natural wood essential oil diffuser with a car vent clip that'll let you use all your favorite essential oils in your car, saving you from suffering through the scent of faux plastic pine air fresheners.
3. A bag of organic Death Wish coffee for anyone who truly believes in the phrase "death before decaf."

4. A Boy Brow and Generation G duo so easy to throw on, they're gonna make you wanna kiss and ~makeup~ with your currently neglected beauty routine.
5. A very boring banner you can hang across your fireplace with pride. If the biggest adrenaline rush you get is from cancelling plans last minute to stay home among your eclectic decor...this one's for you.

6. Dogs on Instagram, a piece of ACTUAL ART to set out on your coffee table and peruse whenever you need an instant shot of serotonin.
7. An orange juice vase — it's gonna be the juiciest piece of decor you've ever owned.

8. A set of outdoor string lights that'll be a particularly *bright* idea if your goal is to dazzle everyone who steps into your yard at night.
9. A 24-oz. teakwood tumbler from S'well for folks who want an emotional support water bottle that does it all! Keep your cold drinks cold and your hot drinks toasty, my persnickety temperature-controlling soulmates!

10. A bubble pop sensory toy — a calming anxiety toy geared toward adults and children alike! Reviewers say the sound is super satisfying. Go ahead and *pop* this into your cart this instant!
11. A pair of memory foam slippers that'll totally upgrade your comfort-chic wardrobe.

12. A rapid egg cooker so you don't have to waste your precious time standing over the stove waiting for your eggs to finish cooking. This is an eggcelent way to guarantee your breakfast is always worthy of a blue ribbon.
13. A BlackLit Cratejoy subscription to give avid readers the chance to constantly enjoy new novels by Black authors.

14. A love language card game — it's gonna be a fun way to get everyday conversations growing from "How was your day?" while teaching you and your S.O. how best to show your love for each other. If life with your loved one makes things better, this fun game just might make things the best.
15. A caffeinated butt mask that's sure to be a useful addition to the (rear) end of your skincare routine.

16. A hand-painted ring customized to look like your sweetheart's eye — ~eye~ can't imagine a ring more funky and fun! And if your one true love happens to be four-legged, get this pet eye version!

17. A pair of teeny-tiny macramé potted plants for anyone who wants to ~plant~ something precious in their car and add a little life to their commute.
18. A deck of Dream Decoder cards so you can try to figure out what your dreams mean. Why do I keep dreaming about my teeth falling out? Tell me!

19. A game night masterpiece, Escape Room in a Box, for people who love game night...especially when it feels particularly applicable to current events.
20. A silk bath robe if you wanna feel chic as can be without actually having to get dressed.

21. A splurge-worthy Samsung Frame for those of us who don't want quality wall space taken over by a big blank screen. With this, you just happen to get a luxury television while you're at it.
22. A Sriracha keychain that'll spice up your life...literally.

23. A pair of metal planters you can hang your favorite plant in to finally make it the statement-making centerpiece you know it deserves to be.
24. A mid-century modern Novogratz pet sofa that's gonna look doggone adorable in your living room!

25. And a hanging macramé cat bed, because your kitto deserves some bold boho furniture just as much as the next Instagram influencer.
26. A serpent area rug for folks who are looking to add some edginess to their decor. Snakes oughta do it!

27. A matching set of tall ceramic mugs sure to give your kitchen counter an upscale coffee shop vibe perfect for pumpkin spice season. If you plan on giving those roasted beans the worship they deserve, these mugs are an actual need.
28. A naturally dried bouquet featuring autumnal colors that'll be a welcome part of your decor until the day Santa comes knockin' at your door (or creeping down your chimney, whatever that guy does).

29. A tri-leg chair with a bold pattern that's gonna show what a party animal you really are...even if you spend most of your free time sitting around reading novels in your party animal chair.
30. A suction cup holder for turning a basic bath into a bougie, boozy bath.

31. A goldfish umbrella — a funny accessory that'll add some whimsy to a rainy day, even if walking around with it looks a little fishy.
32. A classic oversized cardigan you may quickly realize is a need, despite your wardrobe's overflowing "Fall/Winter" storage box. Plus this is olive green, it's totally different than all the mustard and maroon sweaters you've currently got stuffed in there!

33. A set of linen napkins — they're naturally stain-resistant, so if you'll really make your napkins work to earn their keep — this gorgeous set has your name on it! Soup season has got nothin' on these.
34. An Ollie Ella mushroom basket you could give to a kid, sure...OR you can give it to YOURSELF and add it to your forest floor decor. Say that five times fast.

35. An adjustable stick figure floor lamp you can add to your furniture family when you leave your roommates and realize it's still kinda nice to have another body around (as long as that body isn't eating your leftover Stromboli).
36. An arched floor mirror — it's gonna add a modern elegance to any room. Every time you look at this piece you're gonna ~reflect~ on all your good decor life choices. I promise.

37. A coffee table from BloomingTables you'll simply ~plant~ in front of your sofa and then let the compliments roll in. I own this and I have never, in all my years, had a piece of furniture receive so much attention. People go wild over this thing!
38. A Cup Noodles Yahtzee for game players who love Yahtzee so much they could eat it right up!

39. A glam-as-can-be leopard sculpture can give your room the revamp it needs — all on its own! Honestly? It'd be cat-astrophic to skip out on this piece.
40. A TikTok-famous pick 'n' peel stone — a reviewer-favorite anxiety activity that may also help redirect your nervous habits, like picking at your skin or nails. This soothing alternative is sure to ~rock~ your world.
