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    27 Products To Buy When You Finally Realize Adulthood Is Forever

    Because after that first time you get up from a chair and say, "oof!" out loud, there's no going back... fortunately, we've got the products you may want to own when you're suddenly closer to 30 than 20.

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    1. An egg platter for when you're ready to throw down your sophisticated spatula and bring the fanciest of all homemade starters to a party, on a tray only grown-ups own.

    2. A pleasant pair of reading glasses that'll help you see clearly into (and throughout) your gracefully aging future.

    3. A glass terrarium to show off the succulents you haven't killed, because the real mark of adulthood is learning how to keep plants alive.

    4. A genuinely good mattress for giving your body the first good night's sleep it's had since the days when you were a selfish kid and took for granted all the sleep you got from that 8pm bedtime.

    5. A sexy toothbrush (and an even sexier toothbrush subscription) to keep your chompers clean, because you're old enough now that your teeth are gonna straight up fall out of your body if you don't give them the respect they deserve.

    6. And a bag of floss picks that'll make sure you don't neglect your needy grown-up gums.

    7. An LED TV so your paycheck goes to something you deserve to splurge on (i.e. seeing Sterling K. Brown's abs in HD).

    8. A pair of marble book ends because nothing'll say "adulthood" like buying decorative slabs of rock to hold up your complete set of the Harry Potter series

    9. A piece of framed art (to replace your Pirates of the Caribbean movie posters) that's gonna help your home look as sophisticated as 30-year-old you.

    10. A jar of soaking salts for easing your aching joints.

    11. A coffee maker that'll keep you up when you seriously feel those Mondays because your office rejected your afternoon nap idea and you're only gonna get more tired from here.

    12. Multivitamin gummies to help you embrace a more well-rounded diet without giving up candy all together.

    13. A spaghetti monster strainer so you can have a little friend support you in your efforts to cook a real meal and put down the Chinese delivery menu.

    14. A Monopoly board you're actually gonna love, because with adulthood comes the patience to finally play this game all the way through.

    15. A cast-iron skillet for when you decide the kitchen could be more useful if it had more cooking tools than a dish towel and a spork.

    16. A Dyson vacuum because at this age in life, it'll actually be exciting to get a cleaning tool that sucks so good.

    17. Or a solid handheld vacuum for quick clean-ups when you want to impress your guests but they're early and there's no time to pull out the whole vacuum.

    18. A good cleanser so you can temporarily wash away the responsibilities of adulthood.

    19. A decanter because this phase of life is never going to end, so you'll have plenty of time to wait on your wine.

    20. A pair of mop slippers that just may turn the worst type of responsible cleaning into something you kinda love.

    21. A solid cellphone case because now that you're paying for your phone, you'll know it really matters when it shatters.

    22. A toilet paper and magazine holder — as an adult, sometimes the bathroom is the only place you're gonna get some peace and quiet, so best come prepared.

    23. A classic rug that'll live through every decor phase or nesting stage your grown life throws at you.

    24. A coaster, because the only thing that'll last longer than adulthood = wood stains.

    25. A multipurpose car cleaner that'll clean leather seats, rubber, carpet upholstery, and basically make your car look brand new. Which is great, because you're an adult, but you got your car when you were a teenager... it deserves a little shine after braving the streets with 16-year-old you.

    26. A pair of mini grippy oven mitts — they're sure to be a responsible way to take food out of the oven (instead of using the thin dishtowel you bought in college).

    27. And an adorable door decal because everyone — at every age — should come home and see this smile at the end of the day (we are pawsitive about that)!

    And now I can justify buying all of these things...

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