1. A mushroom cup for holding pens, flowers, or anything else that may be causing clutter on a surface that doesn't have ~mushroom~ for a mess.
Promising review: "I absolutely love this vase! This is my second purchase. I bought one for my daughter and one for her best friend. It is not a bright red, it’s more muted – which I love. It’s more of a soft burnt orange/red. It was the most wanted gift at the teenager Christmas gift exchange. It came in a cute box as well." —Ernie Fonseca
Get it from Amazon for $26.95.
2. A retro clock that'll add some cheerful personality to your place if you feel like you were born in the wrong ~time~ — the decor of the '50s is calling your name!
3. Chili pepper string lights are sure to ~spice up~ your minimalist home decor.
4. A set of 24 wood building blocks with see-through rainbow acrylic panels — get this for your kids so they can create fun structures and shapes against the windows. Then watch as the sun projects the block colors all around the room!
Promising review: "Fun educational toy! My 2-year-old daughter has been obsessed with shapes and colors. She loves looking through them, then naming the color and shape. She also loves building with them. They are so beautiful which is a huge plus for me. Oh and I’m pregnant and very sensitive to smells, and did not notice a chemical smell on our set." —Amanda S.
Promising review: "Perfect gift for my 2-year-old daughter. She loves building castles for her princesses and asks to play with the blocks all the time. Very smooth edges, durable and safe." —Amazon Customer
Get a set from Amazon for $29.96.
5. A tulip side table — this charming statement piece is sure to ~grow~ on you more and more throughout the years.
FYI, this item can be preordered and is expected to ship around March 18 — just in time for some spring flowers to start appearing!
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $129.
6. A jungle mural I am personally drooling over at this very moment. The faded, vintage aesthetic is gonna make your wall look plucked straight out of a Victorian mansion. Sigh, that's downright dreamy.
Promising review: "The mural came sooner than expected. My daughter and I cut the strips and laid them under a carpet to straighten them out. It went up well. It did not take long at all and it came out awesome." —Paula Harris
Get it from Amazon for $79.99 (available in 20 styles).
7. A squiggle mirror you better wriggle into your shopping cart stat! It's so cute it just might be sold out before we know it!
8. A psychedelic shower curtain for radically upgrading your bathroom's aesthetic.
Promising review: "I was very happy with this shower curtain. The print is perfect. Couldn't be happier!" —ScorpioGram
Get it from Amazon for $17.99+ (available in four sizes).
9. And some mushroom shower hooks to match.
10. A chicken nugget key chain (because brown is *also* a color!) that'll delight folks who aren't too ~chicken~ to show off their love of nugs on the daily.
11. A designer table lamp from Hay — a luxury piece like this is sure to make your studio apartment the envy of all your old high school classmates. Who needs closet space when you have good taste?!
12. A sunshine wall hanging, made with recycled metal, for adding some vitamin D to your decor.
Jungalow is a Black woman-owned business founded by Justina Blakeney, an artist, designer, and author. The retailer offers an array of handcrafted home goods and original artwork.
Get it from Jungalow for $74.
13. An abstract vase that'll make your indoor herb garden darlin'.
Promising review: "This is a fantastic purchase. It's the prettiest pot I own." —John Klingensmith
Get it from Amazon for $23.99 (available in four styles).
14. A sheer linen panel — a sunny option for apartment dwellers who want to keep light in their apartment while blocking the view of the neighbor's bathroom window at the same time.
BTW, Sand Snow Linen is located in Vilnius, Lithuania, and offers free worldwide express shipping.
Promising review: "We bought two amber panels for our bedroom and absolutely love them. They smelled like lavender right out of the package, and the color looks just like it does in the photos. The curtains let a good amount of light through, but still feel very private. Shipping took a while but considering it came from across the world, it was totally expected. I would happily purchase from them again!" —Kathryn Carlson
Get it from Sand Snow Linen on Etsy for $82.10+ (available in 32 sizes and custom colors).
15. A designer decorative throw pillow from Floof that just might make your house guests say, "zebr-uuuuh, I want this pillow for myself."
Pillows form Floof, including the ones above, are made with ethically sourced feather down or vegan feathers – it's up to you! Either way you'll be snuggling luxury stat.
Get it from Floof for $130+ (available in two sizes and three colors).
16. A modern chandelier that'll make your living room look as colorful as your language.
17. A white and blue tie dye bedding set sure to be bold, but surprisingly soothing, in your space. Would I say it's to tie ~dye~ for? Why yes, yes I think I would.
All sets include a duvet cover and two pillow cases.
Promising review: "I wanted a fun yet mature bed set that didn't clash with my tapestry. Boy, did I find the perfect match! This is sturdy and made of really nice soft material and I love that the zipper is hidden on the bottom! I am super satisfied — I LOVE it!" —Patrice
Get it from Amazon for $39.99+ (available in four sizes).
18. An iridescent table, a true unicorn of furniture, for those of us who never got out of our My Little Pony phase and still consider *rainbow* a neutral.
19. A fire hydrant garbage can because in your house, even the garbage is straight up fire.
20. A sunset projection lamp for giving yourself soothing light therapy every night — let yourself enjoy a sunset even if the view from your window is the brick wall from the building next door.
21. A panel of preserved moss wall art — if you wanna bring the outside into your home (without any of the work) nothing beats a plush piece of moss art! Especially at this price!
Promising review: "I wanted to add some color to my bathroom but unfortunately I get no natural light. Preserved moss was a better option than living as it requires no sunlight, no watering, and can be in a wet or dry environment. This is beautiful. These pieces can get pricey but for what I paid and the size, I feel it was well worth the cost. The color really pops and makes any area come to life." —KGP
Get it from Amazon for $149.99 (available in seven styles).
22. A pair of rainbow drip candles that'll fit inside a vase, wine bottle, or candle holder. These colorful candles will brighten up your room even better than the flame you light 'em with!
23. A stained glass-inspired umbrella to add some real color to a rainy day.
24. A strawberry vase that'll look, ahem, *berry* cute as a statement piece in your home.
Promising review: "Oh my god I am obsessed with this. This is literally my favorite purchase I've made on this website. When I got it I was so excited. The paint is very vibrant and pretty and it's a lot bigger than I thought. I'm in love with this vase and I think you will be too. You need to get this." —Jemma
Get it from Amazon for $26.95.
25. Or a strawberry candle — you can practically guarantee you're gonna adore this scrumptious decor!
I've been married for 10 years, but this candle is my one true love. I got the strawberry version (pictured above) for myself and it's now my go-to gift for others. It's so dang charming I can hardly stand to light it, but the smell is amazing sooo I do. These are all clean burn candles so go ahead, light 'em up!
Get it from Candle Can for $27.27.
26. A rainbow stand for when you decide you want a more colorful diet. Morning bagels just got even better.
27. A set of embossed glass tumblers that'll make you say, "Sip sip, hooray!" every time you open up your cupboard to grab a glass. It'll be a genuine reflex after seeing something as darling as these (I'm speaking from experience).
I recently bought these after throwing them into a post and I am IN LOVE. They are such a great deal for the style and quality. They are dishwasher safe and get compliments every time they're used (which is often by me, telling them how lovely they are every time I take a drink).
Promising review: "I love these beautiful glasses. They are amazing. These glasses are just the right weight and are easy to hold and just look so pretty!" —EJK
Get four from Amazon for $27.99.
28. And finally, a very boring banner to prove that even if your life looks ordinary on paper...you (and your home decor) are something extra special.
FYI most of the products from this shop are made to order and thus, they take a little extra time to ship — keep that in mind when making your purchase!
FunCult is a woman-owned small business run by Caitlin Holcomb from Aurora, Illinois. My maximalist heart is oozing with adoration over all the banners available and the rest of their goods are just as delightful. Their Instagram is a ton of fun, and their logo is so great I want it...tattooed to my body.
Promising review: I am absolutely obsessed with my banner! It was such an amazing addition to my party. Everyone loved taking pictures in front of it. Thank you!!" —Elizabeth Stone
Get it from FunCult on Etsy for $40+ (available in three styles).