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1.A serial killer coloring book which, unnervingly, has a surprising number of grandmothers inside — for people who like rather ~sketchy~ stress-reliving activities.
2.A Fuggler that'll keep your kids from worrying about monsters under the bed. Give this to them and they'll only have to deal with the monster *beside* their decorative pillows.