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1. A pack of three startlingly realistic dark heart soaps so creepy and cool, you're gonna want to keep them safe in your chambers.
2. A horror coloring book for anyone who prefers to color outside the lines... of what would be considered appropriate coloring.
3. A skull terrarium that'll seriously turn heads.
4. A digital print for anyone who doesn't mind when the art in their home is a tad horny.
5. A classic ouija board so that you're never sitting around ~board~ (or alone) ever again.
6. A hand-sculpted headband anyone with a cankering for odd accessories will wear on the daily.
7. A woven tapestry blanket or print, so you can fall asleep with the monsters *on top* of your bed.
8. A ceramic necklace that's gonna look ear-ily similar to the real thing.
9. A copy of Mothmeister, a coffee table book of haunted fairytales with photos featuring taxidermy art, Elizabethan fabric sculptures, nightmarishly stunning landscapes, and um, nightmares.
10. A haunted doll that'll definitely ~creep~ it real.
11. A incense holder for anyone who knows that their home feels rather ~grim~ without some fresh incense in the air.
12. A vegan leather bat wing wallet that'll be the best accessory when you're not sure what to wear and decide to just wing it.
13. A customized vintage glass eye ring so you can wear a ring your ~pupils~ will applaud.
14. A 42-piece sticker set that'll be loved by all your house guests... unless they decide to B-negative.
15. A copy of Wicked Plants you're gonna want to plant on your bookshelf pronto, if only to find out the name of the weed that killed Lincoln's mother.
16. A decor door knocker of Baphomet that's gonna scare the crap out of your neighbors — goat-headed demons are not ~kidding~ around.
17. A coffin candle that'll be a skele-ton of fun in your home.
18. A toilet scrubber for anyone who feels like death every time they have to clean the toilet.
19. A laser engraved spoon that'll make your brunch squad quake in fear.
20. Or a set of six skull-shaped stirring spoons so you can stir up some trouble.
21. A planter that's gonna pump some life back into your home decor.
22. A memory coin for anyone who acts so dark they practically ~coined~ the term "Memento Mori."
23. A garden gnome that'll make any dead plants in your garden look less out of place.
24. A set of anatomical coasters for anyone who would rather be caught dead than leave a watermark on the coffee table.
25. A serial killer coloring book sure to be the purchase you make that forces your roommates to finally draw the line when it comes to the creepy things you bring back to the apartment.
26. A shower curtain that'll make all your houseguests think you are truly Psycho.
27. A salt and pepper shaker holder so cool I can practically hear you saying, "Socket to me."
28. An enamel pin that'll be a very (penny)wise addition to your pin collection.
29. A witchy tapestry so you can cover up the truly scary wallpaper on the walls of your rental.
30. A mug you can hand to someone who needs a real jolt from their coffee in the morning.
31. And finally, a Five Nights at Freddy's game so strange and creepy you might not be able to ~bear~ it.
And you thought I was just pulling your leg when I said this stuff would be scary.
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