31 Products That Are So Dark, You'll Want A Light On While Reading The Post
Warning: products in this post may cause fear, increased-heart rate, and the unnerving feeling of someone standing behind you... judging you for purchasing such scary stuff.
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1. A pack of three startlingly realistic dark heart soaps so creepy and cool, you're gonna want to keep them safe in your chambers.
Get them from Paranormal Bathtivity on Etsy for $13.
2. A horror coloring book for anyone who prefers to color outside the lines... of what would be considered appropriate coloring.
Get it from Amazon for $12.18.
3. A skull terrarium that'll seriously turn heads.
Get it from Prismatic Gardens on Etsy for $37.99.
4. A digital print for anyone who doesn't mind when the art in their home is a tad horny.
Get it from Print Is Dead Shop on Etsy for $10.70+ (available in three sizes).
5. A classic ouija board so that you're never sitting around ~board~ (or alone) ever again.
Get it from Amazon for $20.99.
6. A hand-sculpted headband anyone with a cankering for odd accessories will wear on the daily.
Get it from Weird Sculpture on Etsy for $39.
7. A woven tapestry blanket or print, so you can fall asleep with the monsters *on top* of your bed.
8. A ceramic necklace that's gonna look ear-ily similar to the real thing.
Get it from Tanykerami on Etsy for $24.65 (available in two chain colors).
9. A copy of Mothmeister, a coffee table book of haunted fairytales with photos featuring taxidermy art, Elizabethan fabric sculptures, nightmarishly stunning landscapes, and um, nightmares.
Get it from Amazon for $34.43, Barnes & Noble for $49.50, or from Mothmeister on Etsy for $50.
10. A haunted doll that'll definitely ~creep~ it real.
Promising review: "I LOVE Halloween and when I saw this doll, I just had to have her. It's sturdy and a good size (typical baby doll size... not too big, not too small). The distressing on her is very realistic and her clothes are good quality. She's completely creepy — my 6-year-old didn't even want to bring her in the house at first. Here's an extra tip, if you get a small glow-in-the-dark bracelet you can stick it inside her eye holes and she'll appear to glow from within!"
Get it from Amazon for $29.99.
11. A incense holder for anyone who knows that their home feels rather ~grim~ without some fresh incense in the air.
Get it from Amazon for $14.95.
12. A vegan leather bat wing wallet that'll be the best accessory when you're not sure what to wear and decide to just wing it.
13. A customized vintage glass eye ring so you can wear a ring your ~pupils~ will applaud.
Get it from Odd Ball Oddity on Etsy for $168 (available in sizes 5–11).
14. A 42-piece sticker set that'll be loved by all your house guests... unless they decide to B-negative.
Get it from Amazon for $7.93.
15. A copy of Wicked Plants you're gonna want to plant on your bookshelf pronto, if only to find out the name of the weed that killed Lincoln's mother.
16. A decor door knocker of Baphomet that's gonna scare the crap out of your neighbors — goat-headed demons are not ~kidding~ around.
Get it from Amazon for $23.99.
17. A coffin candle that'll be a skele-ton of fun in your home.
Get it from Creepy Candles on Etsy for $34.95.
18. A toilet scrubber for anyone who feels like death every time they have to clean the toilet.
Get it from Amazon for $32.90.
19. A laser engraved spoon that'll make your brunch squad quake in fear.
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
20. Or a set of six skull-shaped stirring spoons so you can stir up some trouble.
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
22. A memory coin for anyone who acts so dark they practically ~coined~ the term "Memento Mori."
Get it from Amazon for $17.
23. A garden gnome that'll make any dead plants in your garden look less out of place.
Get it from Amazon for $16.63+ (available in three styles).
24. A set of anatomical coasters for anyone who would rather be caught dead than leave a watermark on the coffee table.
Get them from Amazon for $24.99.
25. A serial killer coloring book sure to be the purchase you make that forces your roommates to finally draw the line when it comes to the creepy things you bring back to the apartment.
Get it from Amazon for $7.92.
26. A shower curtain that'll make all your houseguests think you are truly Psycho.
Get it from Amazon for $15.99 (available in 35 styles and three sizes).
27. A salt and pepper shaker holder so cool I can practically hear you saying, "Socket to me."
Get it from Amazon for $16.95.
28. An enamel pin that'll be a very (penny)wise addition to your pin collection.
Get it from Amazon for $9.95.
29. A witchy tapestry so you can cover up the truly scary wallpaper on the walls of your rental.
Get it from Amazon for $13.99.
31. And finally, a Five Nights at Freddy's game so strange and creepy you might not be able to ~bear~ it.
Get it from Amazon for $22.90.
And you thought I was just pulling your leg when I said this stuff would be scary.
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