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1. A pair of Aerie's Boybrief bottoms so darling they'll have you lookin' and feelin' ~cheeky~ from the moment you put them on.
2. A dishwasher magnet so the Golden Girls *you* live with can always know whether there’s a clean dish to eat cheesecake on.
3. A plant food spike that'll feed your plants up to two months and give them a hearty, healthy place to grow – so there's nothing but watering on your to-do list.
4. A seat gap filler to help you eat fast food in your car like a heckin' pro from now on. No french fries face certain doom in your car, no they do NOT!
5. A drill brush kit that's gonna scrub every nook and cranny of your home so well it's gonna make Downton Abbey look drab.
6. A scalloped cami for fashion-savvy folks who know a year-round staple when they see one.
7. A drain protector sure to save your drain from certain doom. Hair clogs are so much worse than anything Stephen King ever threw into the pipes.
8. A Bluapple produce extender that'll work wonders on your grocery bill. Grab this little treasure and you'll see your produce last ages, saving all your healthy choices from being ignored to death.
9. A Schick dermaplaning razor – it's gonna make cleaning up your brows a pain-free breeze from now on. No doubt abrowt it!
10. A self-grooming cat toy you can attach to the edge of any wall in your home to give your cat a place to clean their cheeks.
11. A pack of three silicone scrubbers sure to clean off stubborn stains. BONUS – these are mold and mildew resistant, so go ahead and use them forever.
12. A Baublebar face mask that they're selling *at cost* so you can keep up your cute look while also staying respectful and safe.
13. A battery organizer so you can dump out that junk drawer and organize your batteries to your tender A-type heart's content.
14. A nail strengthening cream that'll do a solid for your broken, chipped nails...by making them juuuust about as solid as a rock. Almost.
15. A roll of bamboo paper towels for cleaning off your counters, attaching to mop heads, or even for use on your skin! They're machine washable and can be used up to 120 times. Mother Earth is already beaming with appreciation.
16. A custom library stamp to give your carefully curated collection of books the loving detail they deserve.
17. A Rocketbook smart reusable 32-page notebook you can write on and scan directly to an app, then wipe it all away – no waste in this place!
18. A pack of five temple tips for keeping your frames in place if you're someone who ~nose~ your glasses will slide down your face without some added padding.
19. A glam glitter koozie that'll delight White Claw drinkers who know their favorite beverage deserves the very best.
20. A dip clip – a device so genius you're gonna wonder how we ever survived the days of community bowls and those dreaded double-dippers.
21. A pack of ant baits to lure that pesky trail of bathroom ants into this trap and away from your toilet paper.
22. A bottle of Neutrogena Anti-Residue Shampoo for anyone who needs a true deep clean after ages of covering your hair in lotions and potions. This clears up all that buildup in one wash and leaves your hair revitalized and looking luscious.
23. A pack of sound-dampening door bumpers so you'll no longer be jolted awake by the sounds of your night-owl roommate and, more importantly, *they* won't wake up to the sound of you sneaking into their snack cabinet after they fall asleep.
24. A Cat Dancer wire toy sure to have you kitto dancing and prancing when they'd otherwise be bouncing off the walls.
25. An aromatherapy spray that'll soothe your senses and help you fall asleep. When your anxious brain starts thinking up stressful situations, a deep breath of this'll bring you right back to the soothing lavender fields where you belong.
26. A Winnie The Pooh jersey – it's gonna look ~beary~ cute on the Disney adult in your life.
27. A multi-colored Kate Spade bangle to add a little glam to any everyday outfit. Honestly, one day wearing this and you're sure to realize what a ~gem~ this simple statement piece really is.
28. A purifying willow bark clay-to-foam cleanser that'll purify your skin with the power of clay while also making you feel extra fresh thanks to that fluffy foam.
29. A deluxe cheese kit for people who really, and I mean *really* love cheese. If anyone thinks you're overdoing it with the cheesy masterpieces, you have my permission to stick your fingers in your ears and chant, "Mozzarella-la-la, I can't hear you!"
30. A cotton tee with a deep V-neck and a spiffy chest pocket – a luxe basic you're basically gonna want on your body 24/7.
31. A box of gourmet popcorn seasonings sure to upgrade your at-home movie nights when you're missing movie theaters.
32. A jar of longwear foundation that uses its climate-adaptive technology to resist sweat, humidity, *and* the tears of joy you'll cry when you realize you've finally found a shade that matches your skin (because there are FIFTY to choose from, ya'll!).
33. And finally, an emergency dad jokes mug you can whip out to start your day RIGHT, with a chuckle and the cup of coffee you've ~bean~ wanting since the moment your alarm went off.
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