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1. A book full of seriously fun and harmless pranks that'll have the whole family laughing.

2. A baby beer bottle for changing the definition of the term "milk drunk" and seriously shock your friends when they see your baby drinking from it after having a few themselves.

3. A hilarious roll of toilet paper which wont tear, so be ready to throw them a real roll before they tear you apart instead (and so they can hear you laugh maniacally from the other side of the bathroom door).

4. A tub of Unicorn Farts for the person who believes April Fool's Day is actually the best day of the year for giving (gag) gifts.

5. A startlingly realistic remote control cockroach sure to scare them silly (before they get their revenge and stomp your robot roach to death).

6. A zap pen — it may be a classic, but it'll still be a ~shock~ when you see how well it works.

7. A motion sensing window-tapping peeper to prank the friend who says they aren't afraid of anything (pro tip: make sure to be nearby so that your fearless friend doesn't call the cops over a floating animatronic head).
8. A camera lens coffee mug that'll instantly make your photographer friends ~shutter~ when you sip a cappuccino near their Canon.

9. A cheshire cat who just might have the exact same grin on his face that you do when you gift it.
10. A set of poop emoji sheets, to properly make your old bed back home on what your parents' think is the ~shittiest~ day of the year.

11. An infuriating, and discrete, phantom keystroker you can insert into any computer and have it mess around with your victim's keyboard, mouse, and mind.

12. A color-changing bath mat — it's quickly gonna make their freshly shaved legs look a lot more menacing.


13. A tube of bacon flavored toothpaste to casually leave by the sink for the unsuspecting fool who starts the day brushing their teeth before putting on their glasses.

14. A unique piece of garden decor they may not notice until it's too late.

15. A vintage joke box with gags as old as time that'll have them splitting their sides, or splitting up with you and your (grand)dad jokes.

16. A bang toilet seat to spook them so bad they'd wet their pants... if they had any on.

17. An exploding golf ball that's gonna guarantee their game will have a hilarious hazard.

18. An adult coloring book with a giggling grandma on the cover. It'll seem like a sweet gift to help them feel calm... until they find out who they're coloring.


19. A pair of underwear to show your partner just how glad you are to have been together for so long.

20. A cat wizard hat which, TBH, may likely make you the fool if you think your cat is gonna wear it without a fight (but the risk is more than worth it for your little wizard).


21. A fake power outlet sticker to infuriate your friend with a lack of patience and a battery at 3%.

22. A jar of unicorn meat you can casually leave in your pantry until dinner time, just be sure and let them know the meat will be ~rare~.

23. A bathe and brew box which seems insanely ridiculous, because it is. It's also empty. And this gag box is gonna make your mom laugh out loud when she falls for it (best to fill it with a nice teapot instead).

24. A talking toilet paper holder that'll definitely let the good times ~roll~.


25. A noise maker for anyone whose pranks have passed the whoopee cushion stage... sort of.

26. A can that'll secretly hide your stash of cash, or whatever gift you really give your friend who is constantly sending you ~spam~ emails.

27. Or a classic whoopee cushion to teach the next generation of pranksters.

But honestly I've lived through April 1st 23 times and I am still the girl in the green dress.
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