1. A hand cream that'll make your skin so smooth you'll forget you once had hands as dry as your humor.
2. A cradle cap comb to gently remove any rough, dry skin from your baby's head with its ultra soft silicone brush/fine-tooth comb design.
3. An air purifier — it's gonna clear up the air in your home so well that going outside to get "fresh air" will seem like an oxymoron.
4. A lice comb for when your child comes home from school with more than just their human friends.
5. A drill brush kit because hard water is HARD to get off.
6. A window fly trap so you can get rid of pesky house flies in an efficient and sanitary way when spring brings back the bugs.
7. A pack of pimple patches that'll blast away blemishes in the blink of an eye.
8. A box of salicylic acid wart-removing adhesive bandages — these are simply gonna look like you're covering up a scratch, but underneath it's gonna be a war zone on ya warts.
9. A hairbrush cleaning tool so you can avoid brushing your hair with a hair-and-dust-covered brush. Once strands of hair have left our heads they are equal parts nasty and evil...just ask your shower drain.
10. A box of septic-safe dishwasher cleaning tablets for obliterating mineral buildup and odors. If a washer is dirty...is it even a washer at all?
11. A microwave cleaner sure to save your microwave from a caked-on death by chocolate (mug cake).
12. A laundry whitener that's gonna help make your stained whites look brighter than the day you bought them...no matter how impressive your sweat stain skills are.
13. A bottle of nail and cuticle care oil to strengthen your nails and bring them back to life. Get this if having another broken nail will be the final nail...in your coffin.
14. A TubShroom that'll keep your drain clog-free fur-ever.
15. A bedbug killer — this can kill off the creepy crawlies on your bed faster than they can say, "Boo!"
16. A ChomChom pet hair remover roller for picking up fur and locking it inside the roller, making cleanup a breeze. P.S. — it doesn't lose its effectiveness with heavy use. We love our pets but woof, shedding is their greatest skill.
Promising review: "I have a golden retriever and the shedding is out of control. My fabric sofa is constantly covered in hair and I finally decided to try this after reading an article about popular TikTok products. The reviews do not lie, this thing works magic!! I wish I had taken a before and after picture because the difference is noticeable. I watched the video tutorial before I tried it to ensure I was using it properly and everything he says is true, you do really have to put your arm to work with vigorous back and forth movement! However I find it's a great arm workout and it works wonders." —Joanne Ertel
Get it from Amazon for $28.44.
17. A tongue scraper, because cleaning your tongue is an important part of oral hygiene — you can use this to take off all that bacteri-yuck.
18. A bottle of fizzing tablets to keep your kettles, mugs, and water bottles clean. Honestly, these things work so well you'll be able to sit back, relax, and drink it all in.
19. A dandruff shampoo that'll work wonders as long as you aren't ~flaky~ about using it.
Promising review: "MIRACLE PRODUCT! If you have a flaky scalp from dandruff, BUY THIS. I was about to go to the dermatologist if this stuff didn’t work. Thank goodness I saved myself hundreds of dollars by giving this product a shot. I used it four of five times (over a month) and it cleared my scalp almost completely. One more use and my scalp will be 120% healed! This stuff blew my mind. Totally worth it." —Chris
Get it from Amazon for $18.44 (also available in a conditioner).
20. A box of deep-cleansing pore strips to help you break free from your breakouts.
21. A terrific toenail brace — this can flatten out your nail to prevent it from jabbing into your skin. Your ingrown toenails are about to be de-feet-ed.
22. A bottle of pet earwax to clean out ear gunk so well your pets may finally hear you when you tell them to stop jumping on the furniture.
23. A Goo Gone kitchen degreaser that'll rid surfaces of those sticky, gross, and stubborn residues you've honestly just grown to accept as part of your appliances at this point. It's time to solve that problem.
This is safe for use on tile, ceramic and sealed stone surfaces, *and* even safe for food prep areas!
Promising review: "The tops of my cupboards had been cleaned maybe once in 15 years. They were disgusting with grease and dust that I thought I’d never get off. Goo Gone Kitchen Degreaser worked a miracle for me! The cupboard that was directly above the oven took some elbow work, and all others were as simple as spray, and wipe. The tops of my cupboards look new again!" —JC
Get it from Amazon for $11.40.
24. A wheel cleaner to get your wheels on a roll, even if you have months of mud, salt, and rust piled on them.
25. A makeup brush shampoo so you can stop making your skin dirty when you're trying to look fresh.
26. A water-based alkaline wood cleaner — this is gonna wipe away dirt, oil, and dried spills while being gentle on the wood itself. Turns out your hands were always filthy and your railings really felt it.
27. A foaming garbage disposal cleaner so you can clean out your rental's sink before your landlord decides to dispose of your deposit.
Promising review: "Works like a charm! These are pretty cool! I was a little skeptical but I followed the easy-to-use directions and it worked just like the product said it would. Foamed up and cleaned the drain!! Smell removed!!" —Jennifer K
Get two packs of four from Amazon for $9.97 (available in four pack sizes).