35 Pieces Of Clothing That Are As Loud As You Are
"EXCUSE ME YES HELLO I'M HERE!" — you, and your new clothing.
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1. A dreamy high collar top your Instagram fans are gonna ~marble~ at when you show it off in your next series of selfies.
2. A downright delicious skater dress for foodies who have perfect ~taste~ in eye-popping attire.
4. A palm leaf chiffon top sure to look unbe-leaf-able no matter what you wear it with.
Promising review: "I am a size 30-32 and have a hard time finding items that fit me loosely. This amazing piece is stylish and I get compliments every time I wear it. It is flowy and comfortable and one of my favorite pieces. In order to keep it sort of closed over my tummy I use a pin and it helps keep it in place like I like it. I recommend it." —Jeffrey Mills
Get it from Amazon for $14.99+ (available in 39 colors and sizes S–5XL).
5. A pair of wide leg pants with a pattern so bold, you just might walk into your office, power-pose in your pants, and demand a promotion the day you try these on. And when your boss sees how well you wear these...you just might get it.
Promising review: "I fell in love with these pants in the geo print and just had to have them! The petite size fits perfectly; they come up about a half inch above the floor so I can wear flats or mules with them. No tailoring required! I have gotten countless compliments on this versatile statement piece." —maevebabee
Get them from Anthropologie for $96 (available in three colors and sizes 00–16).
6. A Reptar top that'll have people RAWRING with Rugrats love whenever you walk by.
7. A high slit cocktail dress sure to be as strong and colorful as the strawberry watermelon vodka (with *extra* cup umbrellas) you order at the bar when you wear this.
Promising review: "This surpassed my expectations! I'm 5'10 and weigh 250 pounds. I ordered an XL and this dress is by far my best purchase! The material is stretchy and nice and thick. I can't wait to wear it for my cruise!" —Amen Ra
Get it from Amazon for $22.95+ (available in 20 colors and sizes S–XL).
8. A holographic crop top and biker shorts that'll have you shining bright like a diamond even when you're sweating through the sparkles on hot summer nights. It's called "glowing" and people pay big money for it.
9. A floral two-piece every single one of your best-dressed ~buds~ is gonna be drooling all over (fortunately, it's polyester and dries fast).
10. An art pop dress — you'll hardly be able to ~face~ all the compliments coming your way when you have this treasure on ya body!
Promising review: "I can't wear this dress without getting a 'what a cute dress'. I was reluctant about giving a review because I wanted to be the only one sporting this cute dress but I just had to let everyone know... it's ADORABLE!!!" —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $16.99+ (available in 15 colors and sizes S–XL).
11. A brick house dress for anyone who knows that home is where the heart is and your heart is with this heavenly, "homey" dress.
12. A fiery Aladdin mini skirt for anyone who wishes their closet could be ~a whole new world~. A skirt this statement-making will be as fun to admire as Mena Massoud's left dimple.
Get it from Hot Topic for $19.95 (available in sizes XS–3X).
13. A dog dress that'll help you feel your best even on the ruff-est of days.
Promising review: "This dress is awesome. Perfect fit. I wear it with a brown belt. I get so many compliments when I wear it. I have a big chest and the L/XL fit perfect. I'm short, and most dresses are too long on me, but this one falls right above the knee. It's the perfect length for work. I love, love, love it." —Rebecca Stephens
Get it from Amazon for $29.80+ (available in five colors and sizes XS–4XL).
14. A Stussy T-shirt dress sure to ~check~ off everything your psychedelic hopes could ask for in an outfit.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $62 (available in sizes XS–L).
15. A pair of juicy fruit leggings that'll pack quite the ~punch~ for a piece made with such soft fabric.
Promising review: "I looove these leggings. They are buttery soft, go up just high enough to cover your stomach, and the length is perfect. The pattern is so pretty. I would definitely recommend these!" —Charlotte Belle
Get them from Amazon for $11.99+ (available in 40 colors and two sizes).
16. A traffic-cone orange jumpsuit with some colorblock brilliance that's sure to let out the socialite A-type side you've been hiding since high school.
17. A rainbow crew neck every makeup fanatic is gonna tie ~die~ over when they realize how many bold lip colors match perfectly with this piece.
18. A brilliantly bold butterfly number that's sure to be the wind beneath your statement-making wings.
Promising review: "This is my new favorite summer dress. It’s light and flowy but long enough that I don’t have to adjust it when I sit down. I get so many complements on it! The top is fitted perfectly, even for a full bust. It is very lightweight but is not see-through. I ordered the orange wings. It really does look like butterfly wings! I keep meaning to buy another one!" —A
Get it from Amazon for $26.99 (available in two colors and sizes XL–5XL).
19. A snakeskin bodysuit you're gonna want to ~slytherin~ immediately.
20. A jurassic jumpsuit so clearly made for the jungle, I'm pretty sure The Rock is gonna show up at your door ready to have you join in on Jumanji.
Get it from Anthropologie for $98 (available in sizes XS–L).
21. Or a leopard print bandeau top for sun-lovers who want to wear a striking top without getting weird suntan lines.
Get it from Asos for $9.50 (available in sizes 0–14).
22. A skater dress with a body positive pattern that's gonna be the tits to wear around town.
Get it from Sweet Life Swim on Etsy for $45.95+ (available in sizes XS–3X).
23. A patchwork quilt maxi that'll be your grandmother's favorite dress and your favorite way to shout, "I was born in the wrong generation but I'm making it work!"
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $99 (available in sizes XS–XL).
24. A suit set for proving that a power suit can absolutely include a skirt (and pink flamingos, naturally).
This suit runs small, reviewers recommend ordering up for a more comfortable fit.
Promising review: "I ordered one size larger and it fit fine with no room to overeat. I love that the sleeves are long enough and I'm a somewhat tall. The skirt has stretch panels on each side that are hidden by the jacket. They are the exact same shade that is in the pattern of the suit. For the price, I found this to be very well made, very nice quality. It is lined. It was very easy to press after removing from the box. My husband wore a matching suit. We had people stopping us on the street to have their pictures taken with us. I found both the top and bottom to fit equally well at just one size up. Depending on how tightly you are fitting into your current size, you may need to order two sizes up. I also like that the skirt isn't too short." —mamabean
Get it from Amazon for $79.99 (available in 13 colors and sizes 4–16).
25. A cropped tank that's clearly gonna be as colorful as your language.
Get it from Asos for $19 (available in sizes 0–14).
26. A abstract black dress for all the gorgeously gaudy goths out there who want their black outfits to still scream summer.
27. A pair of animal print pants that'll look ~spot on~ all the time and always.
Get them from Anthropologie for $68 (available in six colors and sizes 24–32).
28. A 100% cotton dream of a dress in a luxe tangerine color that'll make you hit "add to cart" faster than the sound of a speeding bullet.
Get it from Mimu Maxi for $88 (available in sizes XS–XL).
29. A bat-wing maxi you can wear whenever you get the sudden urge to hypnotize everyone around you. Could be fun.
I have purchased this dress three times. They're all in perfect condition, but I refuse to live my life in fear of something happening to one without having some backup. It's my favorite article of clothing I have ever worn. That's the honest truth.
Promising review: "The fabric is very soft and just heavy enough, kind of like microfiber. I'm about 5'9" and a little heavy and it hangs just right, tapering in slightly at the hem at a good length. It's a creative cut and print and quality work." —Tammy
Get it from Amazon for $34.99 (available in sizes L–XXL).
30. A graphic tee that's gonna look ~juicy~ no matter what you wear it with.
Promising review: "This is my new favorite shirt for spring and summer! The material is super soft and comfortable. It does fit a bit wide and on the shorter side (I’m tall) but it still looks cute and doesn’t look slouchy. It's a great buy for a great price!" —DFish
Get it from Amazon for $11.99+ (available in four colors and sizes XS–XL).
31. A retro neon jacket with some color blocking that's sure to stop traffic.
Promising review: "When this arrived, I was genuinely impressed at the quality and materials used. I fully expected something like a paper-thin windbreaker and found this to be a very well made product. I am delighted with the size, with the pattern, and was surprised (in the best way) at the quality of this jacket. I am going to order another for my colleague and would highly recommend this for anyone, whether you're just dressing this way or dressing the part. A worthwhile purchase." —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $49.99 (available in two colors and sizes S–XXL).
32. A strapless jumpsuit that has a botanical pattern so beautiful, you won't beleaf it's real.
33. A colorblock T-shirt for anyone who wants to keep things casual, cozy, and incredibly cool.
Promising review: "This is super comfy and loose, exactly how I wanted it. The material is very soft and nice and the length is perfect. I typically wear a medium but sized up to large for a looser fit." —Emmalee Banner
Get it from Amazon for $15.99+ (available in nine colors and sizes XS–3X).
34. A racerback romper with a smoldering coal pattern that's gonna have you looking as hot as lava and have everyone around you erupting in compliments.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $49 (available in two colors and sizes XS–XL).
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