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1. A naturally dried bouquet featuring autumnal colors that'll be a welcome part of your decor until the day Santa comes knockin' at your door (or creeping down your chimney, whatever that guy does).
2. A tarot candle trio for mystical souls who know keeping an eye on the past, present, and future is a ~bright~ idea.
3. A classic oversized cardigan you may quickly realize is a need, despite your wardrobe's overflowing "Fall/Winter" storage box. Plus this is olive green, it's totally different than all the mustard and maroon sweaters you've currently got stuffed in there!
4. A Chicken Daddies calendar for farm-lovin' folks who aren't too ~chicken~ to show off some laugh-out-loud funny decor.
5. An Ollie Ella mushroom basket you could give to a kid, sure...OR you can give it to YOURSELF and add it to your forest floor decor. Say that five times fast.
6. B is for Boo: A Halloween Alphabet, a charming and not-so-scary board book sure to add some silliness to spooky season.
7. A sassy welcome mat that'll satisfy anyone with a not-so-social soul.
8. An iridescent and ceramic vase that pair together perfectly, if I do say so myself. Grab this and you're instantly gonna give your side table something to brag about!
9. A Dolly Parton advent calendar sure to have you singing, "And IIIIII will always love...Dolly Parton Christmas decor."
10. A garden snake and cobra tea light holder, each handmade out of cement — you can go ahead and slither this into your shopping cart. I won't tell.
11. A mid-century modern Novogratz pet sofa that's gonna look doggone adorable in your living room!
12. A 15-piece makeup brush set that'll help you kiss and ~makeup~ with the beauty routine you've neglected over the last several months.
13. A pack of 15 Shakespearean-insult adhesive bandages sure to satisfy people who aren't afraid to add insult to injury.
14. An adjustable stick figure floor lamp you can add to your furniture family when you leave your roommates and realize it's still kinda nice to have another body around (as long as that body isn't eating your leftover Stromboli).
15. Weird Parenting Wins, a funny and heartwarmingly honest book that's sure to give you some surprising parenting hacks. Whether you're trying to get your kids to tell you the truth, wanting to figure out how to end tantrums before they start, or discovering "The Art of Getting Your Kid to Act Like a Person," there's sure to be a silly solution in here for you!
16. A hanging macrame cat bed, because your kitto deserves some bold boho furniture just as much as the next Instagram influencer.
17. A pizza pocket lanyard so you can enjoy wearing an accessory that you can really sink your teeth into.
18. A pack of 24 retro Halloween postcards that'll give you an excuse to send your loved ones some snail mail. OR be like me and keep them all to yourself! They easily double as decor. Sorry, loved ones.
19. A tiny Jibbitz accessory to put on your Crocs to let everyone know (in the most meta way) just how much you love your Crocs.
20. A Build Your Own Cheese Box that's gonna give you a chance to snack on some delicious, fancy cheese you may have otherwise turned your nose at before. Stinky cheese is my one true love.
21. And a Death Star cheeseboard for fans who don't mind how cheesy their love of Star Wars (and sharp cheddar) really is.
22. A sage variety pack with eucalyptus, white and purple flowers, rose petals, Yerba Santa, Palo Santo, rosemary *breath* and sage. If your Halloween plans involve horror movies and Ouija boards...these protective plants just might be a good idea.
23. A personalized candle you can keep out in the living room to not-so-subtly let your partner know they are, on occasion, rather pungent.
25. A deck of black foil playing cards for folks who would love a deck of cards as dark as their sense of humor.
27. A guinea pig fire truck costume for anyone who is as THRILLED as I am that a guinea pig firetruck costume exists. Pro tip: It may help to already own a guinea pig.
28. A tile floor mat you can customize — it's a kit! Snap the loose tiles into the beehive base and create any greeting or image you want. This just might be the greatest decor for puzzle lovers I've ever seen.
29. A kitchen witch print that'll add a spellbinding touch to your cottagecore kitchen.
30. A Hocus Pocus tarot deck that's gonna give your holiday home decor a satisfying sense of nostalgia.
31. A cable knit sweater sure to have you lookin' all kinds of cozy. If your goal this year is to look like the lead in a Hallmark Christmas movie...this sweater is just waiting for you.
32. A fence window – put this in your fence so your dog can keep an eye on everything *and* so you and your neighbors can enjoy this cutie sneak peak from your pup.
33. A beer can chicken roaster to help you put the pedal to the metal while cooking up your famous backyard BBQ.
