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1.A wine glass that'll boost your confidence and your list of hobbies, to two.
2.A Game of Thrones cookbook — you won't have lived until you've dined on dishes straight from the Red Wedding (then again, it's likely you won't live long after eating that, as well).
3.An ugly Christmas sweater, because you're gonna ugly-cry every time you wear it and remember the fate of your favorite medieval doorman.
13.A Stark head — it may help show that you belong in Winterfell despite that "beach is life" pic you took half an hour ago.
14.A Game of Thrones Monopoly board, because if monopoly didn't drag on forever and kill you before... it most certainly will now (that is, if you're a major character and we haven't seen a plot twist in a whole 30 seconds).
15.A punny T-shirt so you can show exactly what Tormund is planning for date night (other than making giant babies).