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1. A moving alarm clock that'll help you roll out of bed in time to show M who the real boss is.
2. An LED fan to keep you cool under pressure when you're trying to beat the clock.
3. A security camera that'll give you a quantum of solace when you're away from home.
4. A pair of flashlight gloves to help you see the light at the end of the undetonated bomb or (more likely) the light at the end of the breaker box.
5. A Wi-Fi-enabled smart plug so you can control your appliances with your voice, wherever you are.
6. A teaching keyboard that'll light up the correct keys to a song so you can play "Skyfall" like a pro, no problem. And if you're in the mood to actually learn something, this connects to teaching apps so you can learn to play the piano all on your own!
7. A 24/7 dog tracker that'll let you know what your pooch is doing all day, while also making sure your good boy will be wearing his black-tie best, just like Bond would want.
8. A teeny tiny TSA-approved sound alarm (with ambulance-level noise) so you can scare the living daylights out of anyone who tries to invade ya' space.
9. A dumpling maker for a quick and satisfying snack in between the action — can't beat the bad guys on an empty stomach.
10. A multifunctional Wallet Ninja — it's gonna be the most useful card you can play at the Casino Royale (it's also particularly useful for opening bottles and for emergency screwdriver situations).
11. A handheld circuit synthesizer, so you can create your own soundtrack for your daily adventures.
12. An automatic pan stirrer – it's gonna satisfy any Silvas out there who particularly love stirring the pot.
13. A ray gun nose-hair trimmer that'll make Bond wish he had such a clean-cut arsenal collection.
14. A liquid plastic melding tool to fix all those frayed charging cords, broken household items, undetonated bombs... that sort of thing.
15. A water-repellent backpack with a built-in USB charger and cable, a theft-proof combination lock, and enough room to carry everything your heart desires. One look at this and Bond'll know he's been ~schooled~ in the backpack department.
16. A GoPro to record all your "jumping off a boat over a helicopter onto a moving train" antics. Or just to use the next time you're snowboarding.
17. An Apple Watch that'll do way more than Bond's Rolex.
18. A 3D pen kit to let out your creative side on a craft table instead of a poker table.
19. A smart grip mug for anyone who takes their "shaken, not stirred" drinks seriously.
20. A cell phone attachment that'll make sure your doggo takes a selfie so cute, she'll end up being cast in the first dog-themed Bond movie, Homeward Bond.
21. A magic soap odor remover to rid yourself of the stubborn smell of garlic and onion without it ever running out. Because diamonds are forever, and so is this soap.
22. A smart notebook that can download your notes and then erase everything with a microwave — totally worth testing out, I mean, you only live twice.
23. A brilliant AeroGarden with a look so sleek it's gonna have as much ~herb~ appeal as the Casino Royal itself.
24. A moldable mount to hold on to your every appliance, and your every word.
25. An eye massager that plays music, blows gentle air, heats up, and can help your tired eyes relax after a day binge-watching all seven Sean Connery-Bond films.
26. A brush cleaner — no spy is gonna ~brush off~ a clean skincare routine after a day in disguises.
27. A UV phone sanitizer that could lower your chances of getting sick — Bond can beat Blofeld, but he doesn't stand a chance against the common cold.
28. A touch-free vacuum, because after you see how clean your floors are with this thing, you'll know it was worth every (money) penny.
29. A secret key chain so you can drive with a license to kill (LOL JK this is useful to open packages with).
30. A sunrise alarm clock for anyone who wants an alarm that's for your eyes only.
31. A four-pack of LED smart bulbs that'll turn your lights on whenever you want, even if you're not home — a seriously ~bright~ idea when you don't want people creeping on your place when you aren't around.
32. A waterproof, Bluetooth-enabled speaker so you can blast your theme song from the teak deck of your megayacht.
33. A grip strip that'll hold your stuff whenever you've come up with a brilliant plan and have gotta stick to it.
34. A see-through Swiss Army knife, because having a tool this useful is worth showing off.
35. A critter catcher for anyone out there who believes all crawling critters deserve the utmost re-spectre.
36. A robotic mop that'll clean up any evidence M16 wouldn't want left behind... or any evidence that shows your new puppy hasn't fully embraced being house trained just yet.
37. A portable door lock so you can add some extra security in seconds, without a single tool in sight.
38. A neck massager – it's something you are ~knot~ gonna want to pass up after a day fighting crime... or fighting the urge to leave the office before 5pm.
39. A purifying fan — owning any product designed by Sir James Dyson (who is basically Q IRL) can help you breathe easier. This one just does it literally.
40. A portable projector, because you used to think you couldn't get a good picture from a portable projector, but after using this you'll never say never again.
41. And finally, a treat-dispensing pet camera for anyone out there who wants a remote, explosive detonator... but just the kind that shoot dog treats.
How I think I look when I use any of these.
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