We hope you love our recommendations! Some may have been sent as samples, but all were independently selected by our editors. Just FYI, BuzzFeed collects a share of sales and/or other compensation from the links on this page.
1. A realistic thrusting dildo with raised veins, a curved head, and two trusty testicles. This *treasure* has 10 vibration modes and a suction cup base, giving you a chance for vaginal and anal penetration anywhere you wanna ~stick it~.
This penetrative pal has five thrusting modes and 10 vibrating patterns. It has a 8.7" and 6.7" insertion length and a strong silicone base.
Promising review: "This is my new best friend. I read the reviews and looked at their videos and was like...what the heck. Let me see. And baby, did I see. Best money I ever spent and didn’t have to fix it a sandwich afterwards." —Shantrice
Get it from Amazon for $36.99.
2. Or a glow-in-the-dark dildo that's sure to light up your life.
It's harness-compatible, or you can use the suction cup base to attach it in the shower.
Promising reviews: "So upon unboxing, I find that they included a tiny bullet as a free gift, which I’ve been wanting but always forget to purchase, and I just think that was awesome of them to do! I haven’t used the product yet, but from what I can tell the suction works really great end it doesn’t smell like chemicals like a lot of the material of these kind of items. I think I’m really going to enjoy it!" —Kate
"WOW! Trust me when I tell you that you NEEEEED this in your life. The suction on this thing is literally amazing. Great for shower use or to even suction to a mirror. Very easy to clean. Has held up great and I use it regularly for the past year. It also actually does glow in the dark a bit which was pretty neat!" —Kloee
Get it from Amazon for $24.95+ (available in two colors).
3. A bendable smart vibrator designed for G-spot, clitoral, penis, and perineum stimulation. This includes a playbook with step-by-step instructions to help you hit the spot, because satisfying yourself shouldn't be another stress in your life!
Using the Mystery Vibe app, you can control and customize your Crescendo's vibration patterns, while also learning tips and tricks that may help heat things up! This treasure is waterproof, wireless, and made from premium silicone.
Promising review: "This is a sex toy like no other. This is a piece of art that can deliver a great deal of fun and pleasure." —Ben
Get it on sale from Mystery Vibe for $187 (originally $249).
4. A reimagined rabbit vibrator that'll knead and massage your clitoris while stimulating your G-spot. Okay, well, I ~knead~ this.
Good thing this dual stimulator is waterproof, or else those 10 vibration modes would create a problem.
Promising review: "The packaging is discreet, which is great if you have nosey neighbors. This is very soft to the touch with many tantalizing functions, giving you an experience that with make your eyes roll to the back of your head." —LucindySims
Get it from Amazon for $32.99 (available in two colors).
5. A strapless strap-on – this vibrates so you and your partner can ride out stressful times by riding each other.
Promising review: "I was really unsure if we would enjoy this product but dear Lord I did not expect it to be so wonderful! The stimulation from wearing it is amazing and you can feel every movement, which is something I missed when using other strap-ons. This feels much more natural and intimate. The vibrations are more powerful along the protruding shaft, slightly less powerful for the wearer, but still effective. It stayed in well and even with some rough and tumble, I didn't end up with a sore pelvis like other strap-ons that dig in." —LadyLop
Get it from Lovehoney for $44.99.
6. Shimmer — if you prefer a kooky and cute sexual accessory around your house, you won't find anything better than this buzz-worthy bud!
This toy includes a removable vibrator and can be used in a variety of ways for every body. I know from experience! I love maximalism in every part of my life...including sex toy designs, it turns out! I thought this brand was such a positive, cute idea that I snagged some as soon as I knew they existed. I can confirm: they are great for all body types and are versatile enough for some really satisfying, unique stimulation.
Promising review: "This little fucker is super cute and also super effective. Their vibrations are strong and not too buzzy. I love that the vibrating bullets are removable, and intend to use them with my harness since I like their vibrations so much. It's just plain pretty and I basically have it on full display." —Riley
Get it from Cute Little Fuckers for $74 (available in two colors).
7. A massage wand designed in a cute periwinkle color that's sure to make your body tingle.
8. A stainless-steel piece by Le Wand with a sleek, elegant look that'll deserve a spot on your mantel as much as it deserves to be in ya body!
This toy is safe to use with any lube. It's also a BIGGIE – 1.11 pounds to be exact. In all, this tantalizing toy has 7 inches of length for upping your vaginal, anal, or temperature play.
Get it on sale from Le Wand for $93.75 (originally $125).
9. A flexible silicone dildo with a monster aesthetic perfect for times when you have a monstrously strong ~seggsual~ appetite.
This 6.9-inch dildo offers just over 5 inches of insertable length above its realistic balls and is 1.81 inches wide.
Promising review: "This toy is great! As my first dildo it’s definitely a great starter. And the prostate orgasm you get from this thing is AMAZING!!! I don’t know if it was the ribs on the toy or just how fast I was going but it definitely does not disappoint. Even though it is a bit small for my hole now it is still amazing!" —Johnny
"The suction power isn't the greatest, but I actually love this toy a lot!! I think the shape and size are perfect. I have the purple one because I love purple lol it's neat looking and feels nice inside. The base is actually much easier to grip and also stays inside with just my thighs to keep it there because of the suction cup base. That's why I like it so much. It's much easier to hold onto and whatnot than other toys. So not really disappointed with it at all and it's one of my top favorites!! Thanks!" —Rachel Appleman
Get it from Amazon for $11.99+ (available in 10 colors).
10. A 7-inch rose quartz massage wand – a crystal clear way to make your Valentine's Day something special.
Not only does this work as a super sleek dildo, you can also use it to massage your body and roll out knots. Get you a tool that does both!
Promising review: "This crystal wand, and everything that comes with it, exceeded my expectations!!! It starts with an elegant design of the packaging: the little cards underneath the lid when you open the box, a super beautiful pink satin bag, and the wand itself. It’s a very tasteful and super sensual product and experience. I love the natural pink color of the crystal, the shape, smooth finish, and for sure the energy it unfolds!! I definitely recommend it!" —Sabine C. deVries
Get it from Amazon for $149.
11. A corn on the cob dildo for folks who don't mind being a little ~corny~ when they're horny.
Self Delve is based in Dresden, Germany and known for their line of realistic "Garden of Eden" inspired sex toys. Like the video above, each item is made with premium silicone and thermochromatic pigments that change color when they reach body temperature.
Promising reviews: "I'd been coveting several SelfDelve toys for many months before finally treating myself to them for Christmas. I really couldn't love this any more, it's maxed out my love. It's an absolute delight. Its size, shape and firmness are absolutely spot on, the colours are beautiful and I love that they change when warm. The seller was super friendly and communicative, everything about it is divine. The packaging was beautifully thought out; it came in a breathable bag with a seal that showed when it had been opened and was packed with black tissue paper in a tin it can be stored in. All around a tip-top experience buying from SelfDelve, highly recommend." —Domino
"I bought this item because I was curious about what a 'vegetable' would be like. Let me tell you, it was absolutely amazing! I loved how it looks like uncooked corn before using and cooked after. And all the bumps and ridges from the kernels give the best massage. After using this I honestly don't want to use any of my other insertable toys! 10/10 highly recommend." —Kitty
Get it from Self Delve on Etsy for $98.76 (available in two styles, also available in large).
12. A Shibari Mini Halo so strong and so powerful, your vagina is practically gonna say, "Thank you!" whenever you use it.
This *treasure* has 20 different vibration patterns, is USB rechargeable, and 100% waterproof.
Promising review: "I write this in the aftermath of my Shibari Mini Halo's inaugural use. I only have cell reception now as I reenter Earth's orbit. Btw, Mars is beautiful, you guys. Do not hesitate. I repeat, BUY THIS DAMN HANDHELD SPACE SHUTTLE. YOU WILL SEE VISIONS, YOU WILL DREAM DREAMS! YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT GOD IS A WOMAN! If we get enough of these into women's hands, we can overthrow the patriarchy, js." —Henry and Ziva's Mom
Get it from Amazon for $19.95+ (available in eight colors).
13. An intergalactic glass dildo that can heat up or cool off under water, allowing you to test out some experimental temperature play. This stunning piece is here to get you seeing stars.
BTW, this is dishwasher safe!
Promising review: "I ordered this because a friend recommended it and it did NOT disappoint. My girlfriend and I both agree, the glass is sooo smooth in comparison to all of the silicone toys we have been using. The curvature is incredible for pleasure and the handle is shaped well for ease of use. Also, it's the most beautiful sex toy I've ever seen; honestly would have no shame if I left it on my bed and a roommate asked what it was lol. That probably won't happen, though, because it came with a cute storage bag! I'm excited to explore with temperature play! <3" —M.
Get it from Unbound for $38.
14. A handcrafted porcelain G-spot dildo so darn good lookin' it's no wonder you'll wanna bone with it!
This dual-ended sex tool is lightweight and made so it's easy to reach your favorite spot. It helps that it's a hearty 7 inches long.
Désirables is a woman-owned sex boutique based in Canada that specializes in handcrafted porcelain dildos and sexual wellness accessories.
Promising reviews: "The Dalia is, as we Americans say, THE BOMB. It is beautiful, excellently crafted, and the little book that comes with it is a wonderful, unexpected primer on self-love! I broke mine but am buying another — it's very durable, but don't drop it on the floor in the heat of passion." —M.
"It reaches all kinds of spots that have needed love ❤️ different than any other toy I’ve ever used, so I’m excited to experiment more." —Jessy M.
Get it from Désirables for $123.
15. A personalized dildo kit so you can be with your favorite willy whenever you want, even if it happens to be on a work trip far away on Valentine's Day.
This kit is easy to use, safe, and uses medical-grade materials to perfectly clone your perfect penis. The kit includes a vibrator and the ingredients needed to form your personalized dildo. I found this thing a few months ago and had to get one for my husband to try. He was just skeptical enough about it to actually do it. And guess what? This kit really does work like a charm! After it's finished drying, you'll have a vibe unlike anything you've had before (well, actually, it'll be pretty dang similar to something you've had before).
Promising review: "I absolutely love this. It was SO much fun to make and I could not believe how well it worked. It is so lifelike. I highly recommend this product!" —Carly N. Germann
Get it from Amazon for $41.99 (available in several colors).
16. The Tennis Coach, a stylized vibe you're sure to have a ~ball~ playing with *and* enjoy proudly displaying on your vanity like all the tennis trophies you earned in high school.
This is a silent internal vibrator designed with a smooth, round head that's curved to fit the vagina's front wall where it comes in contact with the inner structure of the clitoris. Which means all us vagina-havers can have a penetrative orgasm like never before. Bless. BTW, this runs on one AAA battery!
Get it from Smile Makers for $60.
17. A sleek three-speed massager with a gender-neutral design so lovely you just might have found a new favorite piece of home decor in your new vibe.
This vibrator is made of silicone, is waterproof, phthalate-, and latex-free, is USB-rechargeable, and comes with a canvas travel pouch.
Promising review: "This wasn't my first vibe. Heck, it wasn't my 10th. We've owned many, from the low cheap ones to high-end expensive ones. No name $15 toys up to $180+. The Maude is equal or better than the best of them. Soft high-quality silicone. Settings range from gentle to 'Oh my God!' This tiny thing puts out 98% of the power of the Hitachi with a tenth of the size and noise. I'd say it's the best value out there by a mile." —Karen S.
Preorder from Maude for $49.
18. A sprinkle dildo for people who like their nights to involve sugar, spice, and everything nice.
19. Or a glass chili pepper dildo that'll make your sex life extra – you guessed it – spicy!
This can insert up to 6 inches and has a max width of 1 1/5 inches.
This small biz is owned by Zoe Ligon, who has focused on creating sex toy collections alongside resources that educate customers in a sex-positive environment.
Promising review: "This is my first glass dildo and I absolutely love it. I was skeptical about the pointy tip and hard glass but those are my favorite now. I have two silicone dildos that have a great shape, but they just don’t compare to the firmness of this baby. The curvature is also just right. It hits everything perfectly!" —Amanda
Get it from Spectrum Boutique for $22.
20. A unicorn horn dildo sure to improve your grind by *mythical* proportions.
Promising review: "Surprisingly high quality that rivals high end specialty makers but at a fraction of the cost. Great texture, just the right size, and great suction. Wow. Yeah, you want it." —DragonTeeth
Get it from Amazon for $29.99 (available in two colors).
21. The OG Magic Wand that'll feel like actual magic basically everywhere on your body.
The OG Magic Wand is also formerly known as the Hitachi, just to avoid confusion. The same beloved classic is now available in Plus (an upgraded, corded version with multiple speeds), Rechargeable (cordless version with multiple speeds), and Mini (a travel-friendly, cordless version).
Promising reviews: "Lets just say, use a towel under yourself if you're using it for 'personal' relief 😉. It also works for massaging out knots in other spots, too." —Kiri Minney
"So, bought it to use on my wife. Well, 30 seconds later, I realize that I’m gonna need a towel, and now, a new mattress." —Chris T.
Get it from Amazon $59.99+ (available in three styles).
Only want the best? Here are more top-rated sex toys for you to choose from!
22. And finally, a witchy crystal wand for guaranteeing you have a *magical* night, even when your D&D party isn't for another week.
Promising review: "I've always been nervous about glass toys, but I couldn't pass up something so cute and affordable. It isn't hollow, it's solid, so there's no way it would snap off in your bum. It also seems to hold temperature better than metal, silicone, or jelly toys, so taking a break won't give you an icy surprise. It also seems to warm up faster than other materials. It's a fantastic addition to my toy box. This toy is PERFECT!" —Morgan Lee
Get it from Amazon for $12.88+ (available in four styles).
When you realize just how powerful your new magic wand really is:
