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Memorial Day deals aren't just for dishwashers these days! This year, we dug around the internet to find the best sex toy deals available on and around May 31st. Check out all the ~sexy~ sales we found below!
1. 20% off Petite Sensations vibrating anal beads you're sure to ~vibe~ with from day one.
2. 20% off a smooth oral sex simulator that'll give you an orgasm that's cliterally amazing.
3. 20% off a remote-controlled prostate massager sure to have both beginners and experts alike enjoying some ahhh-mazing sensations.
4. 25% off a 3Some Total Ecstasy toy — just looking at this tasty treat makes me want to try it! This provides anal, vaginal, and clitoral stimulation. Although it can be played with alone, it also comes with a remote for times when you'd like some partner play.
5. 49% off an InsideOut, a spiffy gadget that'll suck on your clit from the outside while massaging you gently from within. I'd say it's what's on the inside that counts, but after using this my body would have to respectfully disagree. Why not both?!
6. 20% off a realistic sex doll with a textured, dual-tunnel design for double the fun!
7. 25% off an AirVibe, the Bellesa and BuzzFeed penetration-and-oral sex simulator that'll prove juuust how satisfying multitasking really is.
8. 10% off a flutter tip massager with a gender-inclusive design so darn good lookin' you just might have found a new favorite piece of home decor in your personal massager.
9. 20% off a mini vibrator you can keep in your bag to make sure there are good ~vibes~ everywhere you go.
10. 20% off Luna Beads that vibrate in response to your movements, so you can create a totally customized experience all on your own. When you feel the intense buildup these bbs bring, you'll know why reviewers think these are the bead's knees.
11. 25% off an adult rubber ducky that'll make bathtime, ahem, so much fun. This toy is really number one.
12. 25% off a bendable smart vibrator designed for G-spot, clitoral, penis, and perineum stimulation. This includes a playbook with step-by-step instructions for helping you hit the spot.
13. 10% off a Maude Drop you're sure to have an eggcellent time playing with.
14. 22% off a wearable vibe you can wrap around your penis, giving you tantalizing added sensations while you enjoy getting handsy with your...self.
15. 20% off a wavy dildo with a suction cup base covered in a collage of roses or a collage of cupcakes, unicorns, rainbows, and snacks. Stuffing your face with sweet things is the best! Why not stuff your...you know...with the same?!
16. 33% off a Buck-Off, the reviewer-loved stroker designed for trans masculine people who have started transition. This silky smooth toy uses suction to create intense pleasure with a jack-off motion. Yum.
17. A Calexotics Silicone double dildo — a bendable, 12-inch dildo that's waterproof, ribbed, and gonna please both your holes at once. Because a hole in one? Not enough!
18. 20% off a Lelo Sona 2 Cruise suction vibrator that'll automatically reserve 20% of its power so that when you're about to climax, you can press it harder into your body, unleashing its reserve to TREAT YOU RIGHT.
19. 20% off an F1s Red — a high-tech device you can link to an app to tailor vibrations along your shaft, giving you a sensuous massage during solo play.
20. 17% off a realistic thrusting dildo with raised veins, a curved head, and two trusty testicles. This *treasure* has seven vibration modes and a suction cup base, giving you a chance for vaginal and anal penetration anywhere you wanna ~stick it~.
21. 30% off a tri-head vibe that's gonna tantalize your insides with some sweet, sweet texture play. Just looking at those silicone bubbles has got my body blushing!
22. 25% off a silky smooth rabbit with seven settings, two vibration modes, and a 4-inch girth, for giving your best bits something to brag about.
23. 20% off an anatomical mouth stroker that's gonna make you feel *insert tongue-in-cheek comment here*.
24. Free shipping on a tuLips — a vibe made to cause your ENTIRE clit to flutter and pulse. Not just the tip! This has ten settings and five intensity levels. So go ahead, level up your vibe game.
When you catch a glimpse of your sexy self but your toys are still being shipped:
