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    1. Dangerous Games To Play In The Dark, a frighteningly informational book for brave readers who want to know the rules, alleged results, and history of some of the most bone-chilling games of lore we humans have dared to play.

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    Promising review: "This is a magnificent work of supernatural art! I absolutely love this little book! I read a lot of books on supernatural, paranormal, and folklore subjects and this tiny tome is more fun than most stuff in my library. It’s got it all! It’s creepy, it’s spooky, it’s historical, it’s urban legend and magic all rolled into one. This is such a unique book that I recommend anyone and everyone who is into the occult or supernatural read this and keep it for reference. The author did her homework and cited her references and the history of each 'game.' The book is well written and so much fun to read. I bought it strictly for chills and thrills, never intending to play the games (but the fun is in MAYBE SOME DARK NIGHT I WILL) so I encourage anyone who wants a tantalizingly wicked night time read to get this book. You will be pleasantly creeped out." —SEB333

    Get it from Amazon for $13.

    2. A planter bowl with an intricately carved pattern (and rather gruesome subject matter) that'll seriously turn heads.

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    Complete this look with some polished white pebbles and assorted faux succulents.

    Promising review: "This piece is surprising. It was a gift for my mother and she really enjoyed the design and detail on the carvings." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $18.98 (available in two styles).

    3. Hex, a brilliantly unique horror novel sure to redefine what you think of witchcraft. After finishing this, the only question will be ~witch~ episode of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood is happy enough to help you forget everything you just read?

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    Hello, it's me! Your friendly neighborhood BuzzFeed writer! I'm writing here to tell you that this is my very very favorite book. Number. One.

    Promising review: "This is one of the most original and truly disturbing books I’ve ever read. The pacing is spot on, the characters well-defined and Heuvelt creates a believable and frightening world of a village under siege by a force beyond understanding. A finely wrought and pervasive malevolence haunts the villagers and their ways of coping with their reality are all at once brave, sympathetic, bizarre, humorous and truly savage. This is a great psychological thriller that is deliberately paced and leads inexorably to a devastating finale. Odd, quirky, bizarre, frightening and truly disturbing." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $10.79.

    4. A pack of three deaths head moths – morbid decor that's likely gonna ~bug~ your more upbeat buds.

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    Promising review: "I like these paper moths very much. Their design is just like in the product photos and they are made of light card stock. I plan to leave mine up all year round." —Annie

    Get them from Amazon for $12.

    5. A pair of paranormal bar soaps that'll put your friends to the test – if they ~ghost~ you after seeing your spooky soap, you'll know to wash your hands of the relationship.

    Sick Soaps

    Spooky friends or no friends!

    Get them from Sick Soaps on Etsy for $19.95.

    6. A ceramic mug you can hand to a sleep-deprived soul who needs an extra jolt from their coffee in the morning.

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    Promising review: "I gave this gift to my coworker because she loves spiders. She loved it and says she uses it everyday." –Isa H

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

    7. A classic ouija board to guarantee you're never sitting around ~board~ (or alone) ever again.

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    Promising review: "This is nicer than I expected. It seems well made and is appropriate for the price. It looks great and is much better than the standard ones you see in stores everywhere. The box is flimsy for sure as it is one piece and not a separate bottom with lid, so I don’t expect the box to hold up. The paper is not peeling off on mine and looks well made for what it is. I don’t expect to find the answer to where I can find some buried gold, but I’m sure it will be fun to play with my tween who really wanted one. My friends and I used to play for hours when I was her age." —Kristy Q

    Get it from Amazon for $22.99.

    8. A serial killer coloring book – it's gonna be the purchase that forces your roommates to finally draw the line when it comes to the creepy things you bring back to the apartment.

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    Promising review: "This is exactly what I expected to get! It's made with very nice paper and the backs of each picture are blank so you can rip them out or use markers without worrying about them bleeding through if you want to!" —Amanda Hichue

    Get it from Amazon for $7.92.

    9. A pack of window cling sheets that'll be loved by all your house guests...unless they decide to B-negative.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "These are getting me some good chuckles with my placement...on my car. I put them on to make it look like I've run someone over! So far (after a week and change) they have stayed in place, through rain and at highway speeds. I have taken one off to test the adhesive and if it leaves any residue, and it came off clean with only needing a little windex to wash off the residual adhesive." —ATechnoholic

    Get them from Amazon for $3.85.

    10. A barbed wire necklace and bracelet for making your everyday attire look especially ~sharp~.

    Amazon

    Get them from Amazon for $7.99.

    11. An enamel pin that's sure to leave you with a glaring, gloomy reminder.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

    12. A pair of Fugglers, best fuzzy friends that'll definitely ~creep~ it real.

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    Promising review: "The reason I got these ugly little guys is because my son doesn’t sleep in his room. He sleeps in ours. He comes into our room crying about monsters out to get him. So I decided to get him his own little monster friends that will protect him from monsters in his night terrors. He could not wait to get his hands on them. And yesterday was the first night in soooo long where he slept in his own bed. I just pray this monster friend thing will work from now on. The monsters are super cute and ugly at the same time. Soft and cuddly. The toys are weird but they've got a purpose." —Anastasiia

    Get them from Amazon for $31.83.

    13. A VVitch poster that's gonna scare your friends silly – Black Phillip is not ~kidding~ around.

    Of Stick And Bone

    Get it from Of Stick And Bone on Etsy for $31.55+ (available in three sizes).

    14. A toilet scrubber for anyone who feels like death every time they have to clean the toilet.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This toilet brush is an asset to my bathroom! It was safely packaged, a heavy weight, and it looks great! The brush is a screw so I can buy brushes to change them and have a great decoration/fully functional cleaning utensil. I'm very happy, it's awesome." —Catherine S.

    Get it from Amazon for $32.90.

    15. A massive clown decal that's got far too strong a John Wayne Gacy vibe if you ask me. But if you aren't afraid of horrifying clown eyes peaking at you from a crack in your wall, you may wanna Pogo grab this quick!

    Fan Shop Stop

    Get it from Fan Shop Stop on Etsy for $18+ (available in five sizes).

    16. A laser engraved spoon that'll make your brunch squad quake in fear.

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    Promising review: "This is made with good quality material and the engraving looks good. It's a great gift." —B406

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

    17. Behind You, a compilation of short stories made more terrifying with the illustrations that add to each tale. You better go enjoy your bed right now, because you're gonna stop sleeping the second this ships.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I just got this book and it’s already one of my new favorites. The short 1-2 sentence stories combined with the illustrations sets the perfect mood for someone who enjoys creepy things and art in general. The entire book is fantastic, and I’ll be reading it many more times." —grimcreeper

    Get it from Amazon for $15.99.

    18. A zombie face mask sure to make your skin as soft and supple as a nice, juicy brain.

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    Promising review: "I own a salon and have worked in them for 19 years, and never in my life have I used or seen something so amazing. I have read all about the Hanacure facial, but it is expensive and always on back order. This is the same thing AND IT WORKS. It doesn't smell bad at all. There is a veryyyy slight smell to it, but hardly noticeable and not something I'd complain about. This has natural ingredients, and boy does it work. It sucked everything out of my pores and shrunk them, and all of the lines on my face are GONE. YES, GONE. Usually I have to have Botox for my forehead. Well, not anymore, that's for sure!!" —Aja Rieger Cooke

    Get it from Amazon for $19.98.

    19. A mouse trap cheeseboard for dinner hosts with a deadly sense of humor.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This cutting board display traps the cheese, not the mouse! It's very cute and always gets a laugh. And it's useful too." —Deborah Bishop

    Get it from Amazon for $18.37.

    20. A salt and pepper shaker holder so cool I can practically hear you saying, "Socket to me."

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    Promising review: "I'm impressed! This is very solid and decently heavy, good quality for a good price. I'm super happy with it!" —Sara Coiner

    Get it from Amazon for $16.95.

    21. A talking board tapestry that'll be dream decor...as long as you can fall asleep with this above your bed.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $49.

    22. A porcelain vase that's gonna ~pump~ some life back into your home decor.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This was a wonderful gift for my daughter. She absolutely loves it. It comes in a really great box and it's super aesthetically pleasing." —Team Lombardo

    Get it from Amazon for $93.38.

    23. Or an anatomical print that'll give your squeamish friends a scare, while giving you a heart-y laugh.

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    Promising review: "This is a beautiful print. It's a great gift for someone in the medical field or anyone who is interested in cardiology/vintage anatomy. I'm very happy with my purchase!" —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99.

    24. A grisly garden gnome sure to make any dead plants in your garden look less out of place.

    Chris And Jane's Place

    Get it from Chris and Jane's Place on Etsy for $29.

    25. Stiff, a book on the many uses of human cadavers, is gonna pique curious minds who hear the words "body farm" and actually want to learn more.

    Amazon

    I've read this book cover-to-cover twice and can fully confirm the rave reviews; this is laugh out loud funny. Yeah, you read that right. Sure, it's grim and gruesome. But it manages to be equally light. I'd call it a brilliantly written beach read, if you're into reading about what happens to decaying corpses while you're on the beach.

    Get it from Amazon for $7.79.

    26. A leather wallet that'll help you save money, because you'll always think twice about whether it's worth looking at this horror scene just to grab a couple bucks.

    Family Skinners

    Get it from Family Skinners on Etsy for $195+ (available with or without chain and in four eye colors).

    27. A hinged pin for accessorizing with a deliciously dreary piece.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $3.07.

    28. A set of coffin coasters sure to please anyone who would rather be caught dead than leave a watermark on the coffee table.

    Revenant Creations

    Get a set of five from Revenant Creations on Etsy for $20.

    29. A ghoulish bag of loose leaf tea or coffee beans – the designs are so scary you can leave these in the kitchen and know no naugh-tea roommates will try and steal your stuff.

    Coffee Shop of Horrors

    Get the chamomile for $12.99 and the beans for $9.59 (available in eight styles), both from Coffee Shop of Horrors.

    30. An embroidered beanie – I'm gonna go ahead and say it's probably gonna be a penny-wise decision to not purchase this. But ~eye~ can't stop you.

    Romira Design

    Get it from Romira Design on Etsy for $17.67 (available in two colors).

    31. A witchy tapestry so you can cover up the truly scary wallpaper on the walls of your rental.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $13.99.

    32. A horror coloring book – a poetic choice for artists who love coloring outside the lines...of what normal people consider appropriate doodling material.

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    Promising review: "Someone gave me this as a gift and I love it. The paper is very thick and the images are very well done. I work in a call center and adult coloring books save my sanity during the long hours, this one is my favorite books so far." —the adorkable author

    Get it from Amazon for $7.49.

    33. An oozing eye socket candle to give curious folks with enough ~brains~ to realize how stunning this particular piece really is.

    Homester

    Get it from Homester on Etsy for $59.99 (available in 14 skull colors and 11 brain colors).

    34. And finally, Donner Dinner Party – a board game that's certainly gonna be everybody's ~taste~.

    Amazon

    ...I may be wrong about that.

    Promising review: "Donner Dinner Party is similar in style to well-known games like Mafia, Werewolf, and Bang! You are given secret roles at the start: most of the party are pioneers and some of them are cannibals. The goal is to survive seven nights by hunting for enough food to appease the party. If not enough food is found, or if someone poisons all the food, your party will have to vote to eat someone for that night. The pioneers will need to eliminate all of the cannibals in the vote, or continue to hunt for enough food in the next round to prevent all the pioneers from being eaten.

    We like playing Donner Dinner Party more than Mafia now because it allows the entire group to continue playing, even after they are voted off. That is one gripe I have always had with games life Mafia, Werewolf, and Bang!: if you die you have to sit out, and that's no fun. With Donner Dinner Party, you can continue playing the game as a ghost which can lead to some really fun times. We highly recommend trying the game out." —Nathan L.

    Get it from Amazon for $15.17.

    When I try and sleep after bringing these products home:

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