Phases of Your Psychological State After Failing the Bar Exam
Think you're hot shit for attempting the hardest bar exam in the country? (Which incidentally is California—debate me New Yorkers.) The great equalizer called the bar exam humbles all those before it, no matter where you are.
At first, you thought you were a big shot coming out of that exam after having sat through 18 hours of agony
That excitement turned out to be faux relief, as ennui slowly set in
November rolled around, and results were still pending no matter how often you checked
Friday before Thanksgiving: The demonic countdown read "1 minute"...and it finally turned 6 PM
You couldn't handle the anticipation bursting out of the seams of your heart. You slapped in your applicant code and then...
Just to make sure, you checked again and again and again...
Your hopes and dreams departed from your body and soul
Meanwhile, friends who passed announce it all over Facebook
You: "I'm SO happy for you!"
Everyone: "Did u pass?!"
Despair intensifies relentlessly, and you resign yourself from the world
All hope appears lost, and you need an eternal sabbath
Day 1: DON'T BOTHER ME
Day 2: Let me rest in peace
Day 3: To be or not to be, that is the question
Day 4: It feels like an unending downward spiral
Day 5: Which of the 5 stages of grief is this?
Day 6: Please, take me far, far away
Day 7: You finally accept reality and seek rebirth
But now it's time to get yourself in gear
You pretty much know this shit already
Perhaps, with the right study strategies, 2016 will be the best year yet...
Maybe you'll decide to abstain from useless lectures...
Maybe you'll learn how to get more and more efficient at practicing essays...
Maybe you'll focus on your weaknesses and actually see your MBE scores rising...
Maybe these concepts will finally click and you'll see a world you've never seen before...
It's not going to be a walk in the park
But the underdog wants a turn to shine
And maybe because you're the ultimate sore loser, who is ambitious and hates to lose...
...you'll get the last laugh after all
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