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1. Carry your fry money in a bad ass shoulder bag that will have your friends more than salty about your purse game.
2. Try a French fry nacho recipe — like this one piled high with chorizo — and never look at a tortilla chip again.
4. Fill up your condiment gun to dress up your fries in the baddest way.
5. Bake in a perforated pan that actually crisps your potato or veggie fries to perfection.
6. Dip your taters in style with a two-in-one cone that keeps your ketchup or mayo properly separated.
7. Bring the sweet potatoes in on the fun with a recipe that makes ~healthy-ish~ baked fries with a crunch (the secret is corn starch!).
8. Transform your cup holder into a fry holder with an attachment that fits all standard fry cartons.
9. Squeezed a ~supersized~ plushie when the cravings are strong but you don't want to leave your bed.
10. Immerse yourself in delicious history with a book that illustrates how fries were first created, their ties to culture, and serves as a guide to all the shapes and varieties.
11. Tote around a leak-resistant cosmetics bag to reveal the secret behind your amazing glow.
12. Stock your kitchen with a giant jug of Heinz for anyone who likes a little fry with their ketchup.
13. Clip on a gold keychain to let everyone know what comes first in your life.
14. Snatch up a fries pen that will be the most mouthwatering writing tool you’ll ever own.
15. Stop letting limp leftover fries get you down — reheat them in a handy panini press to give them new life.
16. Expand your cooking skills with a recipe book full of over 50 french fry recipes you can use for any meal!
17. Invest in set of printed bags to take your at-home fry presentation to another level.
18. Slip on a vibrant hat so you can rep #TeamFrenchFries with pride.
19. Upgrade your phone with an adorable hotdog and fries iPhone case or an equally fierce "Feed Me. I’m Yours" case.
20. Dip I dip you dip I dip in ~fry sauce~, which may make you rethink your previous condiment choices.
21. Make every day feel like Fryday by wearing a tee that knows your heart's desire.
22. Slice in style with a stainless steel tool that makes easy work of turning potatoes into fries.
23. Put your fries obsession on full display with a colorful silicon case
24. Trade in your salt for a set of french fry seasonings that'll give your favorite snack an extra kick of flavor.
25. Become a fry-making legend with two-basket deep fryer with an adjustable temperature gauge.
26. Up the taste level of any outfit with a pair of fries socks that are made for a trendsetter.
27. Power up your phone on the go with a portable battery that looks just like the food that powers YOU.
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