37 Things You Should Do Today

    What day is it, like Feb. 13 or something?

    1. Darn your socks.

    7. Catch up on the internet.

    13. Write the word "marble" over and over again until it starts to look weird.

    19. See how you'd look with a mustache.

    24. Sniff your pits to see if your deodorant works.

    29. Clean the crumbs out of your laptop keyboard.

    34. Look for money under your couch cushions.