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24 Amazing Products You'll Totally Appreciate When You're Drunk

Attention, tipsy Amazon shoppers.

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1. A coloring book that'll make your post–happy hour hours far happier, with over 120 pages of coloring and activities.

With pages to design your own regrettable tattoo, wine bingo, and even a set of DIY beer goggles.Get it from Amazon for $10.10.
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With pages to design your own regrettable tattoo, wine bingo, and even a set of DIY beer goggles.

Get it from Amazon for $10.10.

2. An easy-to-grab silicone pot holder to keep your fingers safe from being burned by a scalding plate of midnight Totino's pizza rolls.

Though it technically has eight functions (including splatter guard, utensil rest, hot plate, and more), the most important one is pizza roll safety.Get a pack of two from Amazon for $12.95.
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Though it technically has eight functions (including splatter guard, utensil rest, hot plate, and more), the most important one is pizza roll safety.

Get a pack of two from Amazon for $12.95.

3. A Bluetooth karaoke microphone that lights up, connects to an app on your phone for the backing track, and even creates cool voice effects.

Because anywhere is a karaoke bar if you choose to believe it.

Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

4. Cocktail, wine, and beer glasses that you can pick up with ease, but are very difficult to knock over.

The gripping technology on the bottom of the glasses lifts off when you pick them up, but grips tight when knocked from the side. Plus, they're made of unbreakable plastic that looks like glass.

Get a set of two old-fashioned glasses for $28.49, a set of two wine glasses for $27.48, and a set of two pint glasses for $27.06.

5. A book of crosswords best solved while inebriated — some of them are on a slant so you can even read them better.

Get it from Amazon for $4.64.
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Get it from Amazon for $4.64.

6. A guide to the best pizza anywhere in the world, so whether you're ubriaco, pijan, or 취한, you can locate a proper slice.

Those are the words for "drunk" in Italian, Croatian, and Korean, in case you were wondering.Get it from Amazon for $16.63.
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Those are the words for "drunk" in Italian, Croatian, and Korean, in case you were wondering.

Get it from Amazon for $16.63.

7. A Yelp-backed app that helps you satisfy your drunchies 24 hours a day.

Check out all the delicious eats through user-uploaded photos — plus you can order ~through~ the app. Just use the filters to narrow down the 32,000 restaurants by location, rating, and delivery options.

Free for iPhone and Android.

8. A deck of cards that turns ANY game into a drinking game — perfect for those occasions when you start to...forget...the rules of that drinking game.

Get it from Amazon for $15.
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Get it from Amazon for $15.

9. A pad of intoxication citations to pass out to your messy friends. (Warning: These may be passed right back to you.)

Get a pad from Amazon for $12.80.
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Get a pad from Amazon for $12.80.

10. An eloquent water bottle for anyone who needs hydration reminders to feel less shitty the next morning.

Get it from Oh So Crafty By Jennie on Etsy for $20.
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Get it from Oh So Crafty By Jennie on Etsy for $20.

11. Or a pack of labels you can attach to any water bottle when you've fallen down the rabbit hole.

::sings "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane::Get a pack of 12 labels from Adore By Nat on Amazon Homemade for $13.75.
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::sings "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane::

Get a pack of 12 labels from Adore By Nat on Amazon Homemade for $13.75.

12. An Ostrich mini arm pillow for anyone who truly believes anywhere is suitable for a nap.

"I'm just resting my eyes..." ::snores::Get it from Amazon for $24.
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"I'm just resting my eyes..." ::snores::

Get it from Amazon for $24.

13. A silicone mold that makes ice or Jello shot glasses, meaning you won't have a giant sink full of glassware to wash in the morning.

A shot INSIDE a Jello shot?!

Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

14. A pack of useful temporary tattoos for party people who may have a tendency to lose each other in a crowd.

Get a set of tattoos from Kristen McGillivray on Etsy for $12+.
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Get a set of tattoos from Kristen McGillivray on Etsy for $12+.

15. A suction cup SipCaddy that will help you A) get drunk in the shower or B) partake of some hair of the dog while crying in there the morning after.

Why do hangovers always feel so much worse in the shower?Get it from Amazon for $13.95.
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Why do hangovers always feel so much worse in the shower?

Get it from Amazon for $13.95.

16. A collapsible pocket flask for anyone likely to leave things behind after a few pints.

Just drink, fold, and stow before you even get the chance to forget it.

Get it from Amazon for $8.59.

17. A scaled-down beer pong set with a catapulting ball that's tethered to the table so things can't get TOO sloppy.

Less time crawling around looking for the ball...more time playing.

Get it from Amazon for $27.72.

18. A cheery feline coat hook that waves hello when you finally stagger home — prepare for a case of the giggles.

Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

19. A unique shot glass that layers the alcohol and the chaser ~in one container~ — no more bad taste between taking the shot and reaching for the chaser.

It even comes with a recipe card for more ~creative~ shots.Get a set of two from Amazon for $19.99.
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It even comes with a recipe card for more ~creative~ shots.

Get a set of two from Amazon for $19.99.

20. A decision-making coin that'll help you make the hard choices in life — between red vs. white whine, hoppy vs. malty beer, bourbon vs. scotch...and of course going home vs. one more drink.

Just flip a coin!Get it from Uncommon Goods for $4.99.
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Just flip a coin!

Get it from Uncommon Goods for $4.99.

21. A motion-detecting toilet light that glows any of 16 colors — so you don't miss the bowl no matter what.

No tripping, no peeing in the wrong place — it'll even light up the room while you're holding your friend's hair back.

Get it from Amazon for $15.95.

22. A microfiber makeup-removing cloth that removes every trace of foundation, (waterproof!) mascara, and lipstick with just water.

Because taking off your makeup is hard enough.Get a pack of two from Amazon for $11.97.
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Because taking off your makeup is hard enough.

Get a pack of two from Amazon for $11.97.

23. A handy notebook to keep on your bedside table and fill with drunken notes to your sober self.

Get it from Flamingo Road Journals on Etsy for $6.
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Get it from Flamingo Road Journals on Etsy for $6.

24. A stylish watch to remind you that any hour is an appropriate hour to just go home.

Get it from Liuwa on Etsy for $39.
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Get it from Liuwa on Etsy for $39.

So you can shake your damn head when the morning comes.

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