Satisfyer Sex Toys Are Up To 40% Off, And The Name Doesn't Lie
Not a bad way to start a new year.
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An important announcement: Satisfyer sex toys are currently on sale on Amazon! We're talking up to 40% off, people!
And FYI, the original pricing won't show up for some of these on their Amazon listings, but you can check the prices on Satisfyer so you can tell the discounts are legit!
So without further ado, here are some of the on-sale products:
1. 40% off the fan-favorite ~Satisfyer Pro 2~ that'll really live up to its name, helping you get off in no time flat thanks to a whopping 11 different pulsing and suction settings.
And it's totally waterproof! You might say that it's ~cliterally amazing~.
Get it from Amazon for $29.95 (originally $49.95 on Satisfyer).
Promising review: "I was in the market for something new so I started reading reviews. There is a similar one to this that is much more expensive but the reviews were both great. I decided for this one and IT WAS NOT A MISTAKE. I was off within a minute I think. Very easy to use and to charge. It looks like a facial cleaning tool, so not obvious what it really is. And OMG. Throw away the vibrators that leave you numb THIS is the next best thing to sliced bread." —TL
2. 20% off a U-shaped toy with motors in the bend AND in the tips you can position in tons of different ways — solo or during partner play. We love a multitasker! Um, and did I mention the *100* vibration combinations?!
Price: $39.95 (originally $49.95 on Satisfyer; available in three colors)
Promising review: "My wife and I saw this at the local adult store. I got it through Amazon because it was ten bucks cheaper. I'm glad I did. GUYS! YOU MUST BUY THIS! I don't want to get too graphic but this is definitely something made for couples in mind. Best you-know-what- I've ever had!" —Christian Fantana
3. Up to 27% off a variety of kegel balls (double fixed, double moving, and single fixed) to train your pelvic floor for stronger orgasms (and to help with bladder leakage too, fun fact!). These bbs have a retrieval strap for easy removal, too!
Price: $15.95+ (originally $19.95+ on Satisfyer; available in three styles)
Promising review: "A great beginner's set. They are well made from a 'nice to the touch material.' All three in the set have internal weight motion unlike some sets. This would be a great set to start with at a good price-point. Get your jiggle on." —IslandBoy
4. 20% off a rabbit-style toy that'll having you hopping back to your bedroom (or bathtub for a little waterproof action) so you can enjoy a little alone time on the regular.
5. 20% off a set of anal beads made with flexible silicone, narrow tips (great for beginners!), and support rings. They come with two shapes!
Get it from Amazon for $15.95 (originally $19.95 on Satisfyer).
6. 22% off the original Satisfyer One if you're looking for the most...well...bang for your buck. It's ergonomic and powerful with 11 intensity modes of pulsation and suction — and also really pretty with the rose gold body.
Get it from Amazon for $15.75 (originally $19.95 on Satisfyer).
Promising review: "I am 29 and I have never had a clitoral orgasm. I have always loved insertion. I found that anything directly on my clit was very uncomfortable. Well, let's just say I need to buy stock in batteries because this thing is amazing!!! I have had so many clitoral orgasms that I am not interested in my dildos anymore! I can't wait to buy the Satisfyer Pro 2!" —J
That feeling when you score a great deal:
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