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    Satisfyer Sex Toys Are Up To 40% Off, And They Live Up To The Name

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    An important announcement: Satisfyer sex toys are currently on sale on Amazon! We're talking up to 40% off, people!

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    And FYI, the original pricing won't show up for some of these on their Amazon listings, but you can check the prices on Satisfyer so you can tell the discounts are legit!

    So without further ado, here are some of the on-sale products reviewers ~love best~:

    1. 35% off the fan-favorite ~Satisfyer Pro 2~ that'll really live up to its name, helping you get off in no time flat thanks to a whopping 11 different pulsing and suction settings.

    The rose gold toy submerged in water, with a handle and silicone head on top where the suction and pulsations happen
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    And it's totally waterproof! You might say that it's ~cliterally amazing~.

    Get it from Amazon for $32.40 (originally $49.95 on Satisfyer).

    Promising review: "I was in the market for something new so I started reading reviews. There is a similar one to this that is much more expensive but the reviews were both great. I decided for this one and IT WAS NOT A MISTAKE. I was off within a minute I think. Very easy to use and to charge. It looks like a facial cleaning tool, so not obvious what it really is. And OMG. Throw away the vibrators that leave you numb THIS is the next best thing to sliced bread." —TL

    2. Or 25% off the Satisfyer Pro 2*+* for the best of both worlds, combining the suction power you love from the Pro 2, plus 10 vibration settings for a complete sensory experience.

    The toy in rose gold
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    Get it from Amazon for $44.95 (originally $59.95 on Satisfyer).

    Promising review: "If life were measured in orgasms, you will definitely knock a few years off your life with this bad boy. The style is nice and discreet so you could accidentally leave it out or pack it in a carry-on and no one would think anything about it; it looks like a face cleaner. I am on medications that inhibit my sex drive and I was a bit skeptical about this purchase since other devices have been disappointing. This one, however, is just about perfect. The suction power is adjustable (why does it even have a level one?) and you’ll want to play around with it to find what works for you. A little bit of lubrication will help out tremendously. Unlike vibrators which can numb the clitoris, the Satisfyer awakens and nurtures. Multiple orgasms ARE a thing!" —Amanda Williams

    3. 22% off the original Satisfyer One if you're looking for the most...well...bang for your buck. It's ergonomic and powerful with 11 intensity modes of pulsation and suction — and also really pretty with the rose gold body.

    The toy
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    Get it from Amazon for $15.49 (originally $19.95 on Satisfyer).

    Promising review: "I am 29 and I have never had a clitoral orgasm. I have always loved insertion. I found that anything directly on my clit was very uncomfortable. Well, let's just say I need to buy stock in batteries because this thing is amazing!!! I have had so many clitoral orgasms that I am not interested in my dildos anymore! I can't wait to buy the Satisfyer Pro 2!" —J

    4. 20% off a U-shaped toy with motors in the bend AND in the tips you can position in tons of different ways — solo or during partner play. We love a multitasker! Um, and did I mention the *100* vibration combinations?!

    The pink silicone toy with curbed body
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    Price: $39.95 (originally $49.95 on Satisfyer; available in three colors)

    Promising review: "My wife and I saw this at the local adult store. I got it through Amazon because it was ten bucks cheaper. I'm glad I did. GUYS! YOU MUST BUY THIS! I don't want to get too graphic but this is definitely something made for couples in mind. Best you-know-what- I've ever had!" —Christian Fantana

    5. 40% off a fancy-schmancy version of the air pulsing Satisfyer with leather and rose gold detailing (but it's still waterproof!), because you deserve it, you really do.

    The rose gold suction toy
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    Get it from Amazon for $59.95 (originally $99.95 on Satisfyer; also available in black and gold)

    Promising review: "OMG...The round suction area is amazing...It feels like someone is going down on you...but does a better job! 😂" —Sammie B

    6. Or 40% off the "high fashion" Satisfyer with all the same tricks up its sleeve *plus* vibration, all encased in a brushed stainless-steel-like finish that'll make you feel like you're living in the year 3020.

    The toy with
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    Get it from Amazon for $71.95 (originally $119.95 on Satisfyer).

    That feeling when you score a great deal:

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