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    Satisfyer Sex Toys Are Up To 40% Off, And They Live Up To The Name

    Including 30% off the beloved Satisfyer Pro 2 — getting a good deal never felt so good.

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    I'd like to interrupt whatever you're doing for a little announcement: Satisfyer sex toys are currently on sale on Amazon! We're talking up to 40% off, people!

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    And FYI, the original pricing won't show up for some of these on their Amazon listings, but you can check the prices on Satisfyer so you can tell the discounts are legit!

    So without further ado, here are some of the on-sale products reviewers ~love best~:

    1. 30% off the fan-favorite ~Satisfyer Pro 2~ that'll really live up to its name, helping you get off in no time flat thanks to a whopping 11 different pulsing and suction settings.

    The rose gold toy submerged in water, with a handle and silicone head on top where the suction and pulsations happen
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    And it's totally waterproof! You might say that it's ~cliterally amazing~.

    Get it from Amazon for $34.95 (originally $49.95 on Satisfyer).

    Promising review: "I was in the market for something new so I started reading reviews. There is a similar one to this that is much more expensive but the reviews were both great. I decided for this one and IT WAS NOT A MISTAKE. I was off within a minute I think. Very easy to use and to charge. It looks like a facial cleaning tool, so not obvious what it really is. And OMG. Throw away the vibrators that leave you numb THIS is the next best thing to sliced bread." —TL

    2. Or 37% off the newer Satisfyer Pro *3* for the best of both worlds, combining the suction power you love from the Pro 2, plus 10 vibration settings for a complete sensory experience.

    The bullet-like black soy with rose fold accents and control buttons on front
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    Get it from Amazon for $37.86 (originally $59.95 on Satisfyer).

    Promising review: "I can not recommend this product enough. 😍 I’ve owned the Satisfyer 1 and 2. They were both great, but now with the 3, they seem great the way Pong and the Atari 2600 were great. This thing is designed a bit oddly where the handle angle is concerned, but it is out of this world amazing. One button is the vibe. I was like, yep, that’s a vibe alright. Yawn. Then I pushed the other button. They’ve figured out suction with this one, folks! If you’re looking for a toy that simulates cunnilingus with a suction focus, this right here is your toy. Never experienced anything like it. Next Level. Best money you’ll ever spend if it’s your kinda thing. And just a tip: if it starts not feeling as good, just add a little more lube to the chamber. 😉" —Karolyn White

    3. 20% off a rabbit-style toy that'll having you hopping back to your bedroom (or bathtub for a little waterproof action) so you can enjoy a little alone time on the regular.

    A model looking at and holding the pink toy
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    It's got six intensities and patterns so you can find your perfect mix!

    Get it from Amazon for $39.95 (originally $49.95 on Satisfyer).

    Promising review: "So easy to use and great fun for a newbie. Love the variety of settings. Highly recommend." —Kyra

    4. 30% off a suction-style toy shaped like a penguin wearing a bow tie, because WHY NOT?! Talk about having a little ~chill time~ tho, am I right?

    Reviewer's hand holding the toy
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    Get it from Amazon for $34.95 (originally $49.95).

    Promising review: "Holy $!*% y'all! I saw the reviews for this product and decided that I needed to try this out- for "science". I ordered it, and when it came I charged it as instructed and went ahead and gave it a go. Now, to keep the experiment completely unbiased, I started from non aroused — nothing special happening physically or mentally or imaginatively. Just got comfortable and followed the instructions. And oh my damn! 0-100 REAL QUICK!! We are talking a single minute or less and I soaked my sheets! Now, that in itself has never happened to me before, let alone mere seconds from nothing to eruption! I was scared, amazed, flabbergasted; just completely SHOOK. So I pulled myself together, pulled off my sheets and got in the shower. I let a week or so go by before I tried again, thinking it was a one time thing, but I was plain wrong. Same deal, except this time I was prepared and laid a towel down. Bottom line - this little magical penguin has changed the game. It's worth every single cent. You will not regret purchasing this! Only suggestion I have is that you invest in a good mattress protector if you don't already have one. Also, I can't wait to try this out with my partner — I think it will really add a certain spice to an already amazing experience. Maybe I'll update my review once I've tried that. Just.buy.it. For real." —M.

    5. 20% off a rechargeable wand with an ~XXL~ silicone head and a lot of power (plus 50 vibration and intensity modes!). These babies are classics for a reason. You can even use it for a back massage if you want — talk about stress relief.

    The purple wand
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    Price: $39.95 (originally $49.95 on Satisfyer; available in three colors)

    Promising review: "I love this. The settings are great. The vibrations are strong. I'm very happy. It's huge and heavy and it does feel like you're getting what you pay for. Definitely buy if you're on the fence." —Elizabeth

    6. 20-40% off a U-shaped toy with motors in the bend AND in the tips you can position in tons of different ways — solo or during partner play. We love a multitasker! Um, and did I mention the *100* vibration combinations?!

    The pink silicone toy with curbed body
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    Price: $29.95 (originally $49.95 on Satisfyer; black and purple colors at the lower discount)

    Promising review: "My wife and I saw this at the local adult store. I got it through Amazon because it was ten bucks cheaper. I'm glad I did. GUYS! YOU MUST BUY THIS! I don't want to get too graphic but this is definitely something made for couples in mind. Best you-know-what- I've ever had!" —Christian Fantana

    7. Up to 26% off a variety of kegel balls (double fixed, double moving, and single fixed) to train your pelvic floor for stronger orgasms (and to help with bladder leakage too, fun fact!). These bbs have a retrieval strap for easy removal, too!

    The blue, pink, and red double fixed kegel balls with strap
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    Price: $15.95+ (originally $19.95+ on Satisfyer; available in three styles)

    Promising review: "A great beginner's set. They are well made from a 'nice to the touch material.' All three in the set have internal weight motion unlike some sets. This would be a great set to start with at a good price-point. Get your jiggle on." —IslandBoy

    That feeling when you score a great deal:

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