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1. A pair of headphones that know your music is better than anything anyone has to say.
3. Slip-ons for when you go full-on Mia Thermopolis.
4. A pin for when you need to finish this chapter without interruptions.
5. A flask you can blame on the a-a-alcohol.
6. A print that really understands the saying "If walls could talk."
7. Socks you can flash when you want to be left alone.
8. A tee for when you need to harness the power of Lemonade.
9. A flip chart that describes you current (negative) mood.
10. A doormat that'll keep away repeat visitors.
11. A sleep mask for when you're hungover and people need to stop SHOUTING.
12. A squishy version of the common cold that proclaims, "I'm ill. Don't touch me."
13. A hoodie pillow you can tighten over your face when your plane neighbor tries to chat.
14. A mug that knows you can't do small talk before the caffeine hits.
15. A sign to put on the door when you're napping... or just don't want to be bothered.
16. A tee for when you're the pageant winner of being antisocial.
17. A baseball cap that says goodbye for you when you turn around and walk away.
18. A laptop decal that'll chase away anyone trying to sit too close to you at the library.
19. A sweatshirt you can point at when someone talks about their day for too long.
20. A pendant for when someone tries to butt in between you and your bestie.
21. A mask that says "I take care of my skin" and also "I may be a serial killer, so back off."
22. A pretty cross stitch that knows your goals.
23. A set of customizable calling cards for when you need to fucking express yourself.
24. A print for when you don't want to be on this planet anymore.
25. A beanie that'll roll its eyes at whoever is about to start talking to you.
26. A tee that knows your socializing plans for the day.
27. A doormat that can be welcoming... or not, depending on your mood.
Channel your inner Greta Garbo.
