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27 Products That Will Bring You The Peace And Quiet You Deserve

::buys all 27 for the upcoming holiday season::

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1. A pair of headphones that know your music is better than anything anyone has to say.

Get them from Zazzle for $61.85.

2. An agenda you can rifle through while ~trying to make a coffee date~ you don't want to go on.

"Wow, gosh, looks like I'm booked up until 2018."

Get it from Amazon for $20.

3. Slip-ons for when you go full-on Mia Thermopolis.

Get them from ASOS for $21 (on sale from $30).

4. A pin for when you need to finish this chapter without interruptions.

Sorry, not chapter, the whole book. No wait, the whole series.

Get it from Fable and Black on Etsy for $3.08.

5. A flask you can blame on the a-a-alcohol.

Get it from Shop Nylon for $15.

6. A print that really understands the saying "If walls could talk."

Get it from Society 6 for $15.

7. Socks you can flash when you want to be left alone.

Get them from Amazon for $8.97.

8. A tee for when you need to harness the power of Lemonade.

Get it from Buck Buck Tops on Etsy for $9.99.

9. A flip chart that describes you current (negative) mood.

There are 47 moods available, but you'll probably stick to the grouchy ones.

Get it from Amazon for $8.87.

10. A doormat that'll keep away repeat visitors.

Get it from Bambeco for $30.

11. A sleep mask for when you're hungover and people need to stop SHOUTING.

"Ugh, why is the sun so bright?!"

Get it from ASOS for $8.

12. A squishy version of the common cold that proclaims, "I'm ill. Don't touch me."

Get it from Amazon for $9.24.

13. A hoodie pillow you can tighten over your face when your plane neighbor tries to chat.

"Just wake me up when the drink cart comes."

Get it from Amazon for $19.99. Available in five colors.

14. A mug that knows you can't do small talk before the caffeine hits.

There's not enough coffee in the world, tbh.

Get it from Amazon for $8.99.

15. A sign to put on the door when you're napping... or just don't want to be bothered.

Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

16. A tee for when you're the pageant winner of being antisocial.

"Wow it's such an honor really I can't believe I won!"

Get it from Tropicult on Etsy for $18. Also available in white.

17. A baseball cap that says goodbye for you when you turn around and walk away.

Get it from Lindsay Bottos on Etsy for $20.

18. A laptop decal that'll chase away anyone trying to sit too close to you at the library.

Or when someone annoying comes into your cubicle.

Get it from Society 6 for $30.

19. A sweatshirt you can point at when someone talks about their day for too long.

Get it from Amazon for $23.99.

20. A pendant for when someone tries to butt in between you and your bestie.

Drake knows best.

Get it from BitxBrown on Etsy for $25.

21. A mask that says "I take care of my skin" and also "I may be a serial killer, so back off."

Spa time means no people time.

Get a pack of five from Amazon for $16.50.

22. A pretty cross stitch that knows your goals.

Get it from The Quote Wall Designs on Etsy for $28.

23. A set of customizable calling cards for when you need to fucking express yourself.

Get a set from Keep It Fancy on Etsy for $5.50.

24. A print for when you don't want to be on this planet anymore.

"Sorry, gravity is pulling me away from this social interaction."

Get it from Get Your Nerd On on Etsy for $20.

25. A beanie that'll roll its eyes at whoever is about to start talking to you.

Get it from Forever 21 for $7.90.

26. A tee that knows your socializing plans for the day.

Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

27. A doormat that can be welcoming... or not, depending on your mood.

Ha, as if you'll ever turn it to say "come in."

Get it from Amazon for $30.78.

Channel your inner Greta Garbo.


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