Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. A tee that faux-pologizes for your reluctance-induced lateness. amazon.com Honesty is the best policy.Get it from Amazon for $19.99. / Available in men's sizes S-3XL and women's sizes S-XL. 2. A checklist notepad to tear off and school anyone exhibiting truly messy behavior. amazon.com Get them from Amazon for $5.30. 3. Or a work-specific pad for the Miranda Priestly of your office. amazon.com ::tears off a sheet:: ::hands it over::"That's all."Get it from Amazon for $10.18. 4. A light-up marquee letter K you can point to to deliver the most scathing of text responses. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $10.85. 5. A book on sleeping or picky eating that will make you the ultimate savage parent. amazon.com amazon.com Get the sleep book from Amazon for $10.69 (hardcover) or $4.49 (Kindle) and the eating book from Amazon for $11.24 (hardcover) or $4.49 (Kindle). 6. A sweatshirt that understands the world is your library, and everyone just needs to shush. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $23.99. 7. A book to add to your ~lending library~ for anyone who needs a lesson or two. amazon.com Including sections on public transportation, relationships, and how not to be a dick on the internet.Get it from Amazon for $12.89. 8. A text-heavy enamel pin that reminds people that they're the reason for your existential suffering. etsy.com Courtesy of Monty Woolley in The Man Who Came to Dinner.Get it from Sweet and Lovely on Etsy for $13. 9. An excuse-generating pen to click through in front of anyone who invites you to hang out. us.asos.com "Sorry I cant..." ::looks at pen:: "...because my goldfish drowned?"Get it from Asos for $9.50. 10. A tee for any Disney Princess who feels like shitting on someone. lookhuman.com Get it from Human for $19.99. 11. A watercolor print that knows the world is more colorful with less bullshit in it. etsy.com Get it from Quote Foundry Co. on Etsy for $5.20. 12. A set of notebooks that'll remind people to stay the fuck away from your personal property. nastygal.com Diary and school notes included.Get the set of three from Amazon for $10.96 or from Nasty Gal for $12.95. 13. A tee to point to when someone asks for your digits. forever21.com Get it from Forever 21 for $8.90. 14. A set of rings that give your waves hello a double meaning. etsy.com etsy.com Get the set of two rings from Java Jane on Etsy for $14.95. 15. A wordy hat that'll really ~cap~ off your social interactions. etsy.com etsy.com Get it from Lindsay Bottos on Etsy for $20. 16. A "welcome" (lol as if) mat that'll remind unwanted visitors to go away before they can even knock. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $26.94. 17. A tee to curse anyone who is looking at their phone while slow-walking ahead of you. lookhuman.com Get it from Human for $19.99. 18. A mug that'll remind any of your co-workers to not talk to you before you've had your morning coffee. urbanoutfitters.com Get it from Urban Outfitters for $10. 19. A set of calling cards that represent the social graces you live by. amazon.com amazon.com Get a set of 20 for $9.95. 20. A pair of socks that'll make you want to flash some ankle. etsy.com etsy.com Get a pair from It Fils Good on Etsy for $9.86. 21. A laptop skin that flips the bird at anyone who suggests you smile while working or studying. redbubble.com Get it from Restless Bear on Redbubble for $25. 22. A pack of gum to offer to anyone who is just spouting some nonsense. blueq.com Get a four-pack from Amazon for $6.71. 23. A mug that's perfect for taking slow, meaningful sips of tea from. etsy.com Get it from Andrea Emporium on Etsy for $9. 24. An enamel pin that'll spray away the nonsense. etsy.com Get it from Betty Turbo on Etsy for $12. Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for the BuzzFeed Gift Guide newsletter!