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1. A tee that faux-pologizes for your reluctance-induced lateness.
2. A checklist notepad to tear off and school anyone exhibiting truly messy behavior.
3. Or a work-specific pad for the Miranda Priestly of your office.
4. A light-up marquee letter K you can point to to deliver the most scathing of text responses.
6. A sweatshirt that understands the world is your library, and everyone just needs to shush.
7. A book to add to your ~lending library~ for anyone who needs a lesson or two.
8. A text-heavy enamel pin that reminds people that they're the reason for your existential suffering.
9. An excuse-generating pen to click through in front of anyone who invites you to hang out.
10. A tee for any Disney Princess who feels like shitting on someone.
11. A watercolor print that knows the world is more colorful with less bullshit in it.
12. A set of notebooks that'll remind people to stay the fuck away from your personal property.
13. A tee to point to when someone asks for your digits.
14. A set of rings that give your waves hello a double meaning.
15. A wordy hat that'll really ~cap~ off your social interactions.
Get it from Lindsay Bottos on Etsy for $20.
17. A tee to curse anyone who is looking at their phone while slow-walking ahead of you.
18. A mug that'll remind any of your co-workers to not talk to you before you've had your morning coffee.
20. A pair of socks that'll make you want to flash some ankle.
Get a pair from It Fils Good on Etsy for $9.86.
21. A laptop skin that flips the bird at anyone who suggests you smile while working or studying.
22. A pack of gum to offer to anyone who is just spouting some nonsense.
23. A mug that's perfect for taking slow, meaningful sips of tea from.
24. An enamel pin that'll spray away the nonsense.
