1. A book of The Golden Girls mad libs you can gift with an attached card that says "thank you for being a friend." It comes with 21 stories that'll be sure to make them laugh as hard as reruns of their favorite episodes. "Wow, Stan is such a _______!"

2. A Dash mini waffle maker in a favorite color so they can enjoy all the perks of a brunch out in the comfort of their own home. Now you & your bestie can make waffles, Facetime each other and gab — without having to put on real pants or go outside.

3. A 2023 Jeopardy desk calendar for the trivia buff who wants to prepare for their eventual game show domination. Each day has a different question and wager amount, so you can keep track of your ~score~ throughout the year.

4. A minimalist print of Elaine's iconic and hilarious moves for anyone who dances to the beat of their own drum — and looks darn good doing it.

5. An 18K gold–dipped initial necklace hung on an angle for a fashion-forward addition to their outfit — you can find expensive versions of this necklace at tons of high-end stores.
6. A 10-pack of sheet masks packed with vitamins, minerals, and Icelandic glacier water to refresh and hydrate skin after it's been thoroughly stressed — after all that gift shopping, you deserve these. You can even split the pack up for easy stocking stuffers!

7. An iridescent Snitch fidget spinner they can play with wherever they go, just like James Potter in fictional days of yore.

8. A Dolly Parton tray they'll want to put on display on the coffee table or kitchen counter to make fueling up for another grueling workday just a little better. Pour yourself a cup of ambition, bb.

9. A pair of custom socks for anyone who is thinking about creating an Instagram account just for their dog (or has done so already), because filling our feeds with their furry friends deserves to be rewarded.

10. A llama-shaped duster to serve as a reward for cleaning the house from attic to basement regularly this year (...or vacuuming just once, I don't know their life!).

11. A Breakfast at Tiffany's-inspired eye mask for anyone who's either a big Audrey Hepburn fan, Big Little Lies fan, or both!

12. A Mr. Met prayer candle fans of the NY team team seem to need...every year. Light it, chant "Lets Go Mets" and let's see what happens next year! I'm calling World Series champs.

13. A decoder ring you'll basically *have* to buy two of so you and your bestie can pass secret messages only the two of you can crack.

14. A two-in-one facial cleansing brush with one silicone side for deeper exfoliation and a gentle bristled side for gentle cleansing. It's like giving a facial over and over (and over and over) again — for under $20.

15. An elegant Bodum pour-over coffee maker for a fancy five-star hotel room service style brew in the comfort of their own home.

16. A sensory slug toy (the black and white one gives me Beetlejuice sand worm vibes) reviewers say — both kids and grownups — is *so* fun to play with. And it makes an ASMR-style satisfying noise too!

Amazon
Promising review: "I saw one of these on TikTok and I liked the way it sounded so I obviously had to have one. Upon receiving my daughter decided to name him stinky Earl. I love the way stinky Earl sounds it literally scratches an itch you didn’t even know you had when you hear him. Would highly recommend him as a fidget toy." —Ali
Get it from Amazon for $7.99 (available in eight colors).
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
17. A ribbed stretch headband they can wear and tie several different ways to complement their look — and so can you.

18. A pair of socks to wear with your Hallmark film buddy so everyone knows not to interrupt you guys — unless they're bringing you sustenance to complete your weekend-long movie marathon

19. And a cozy pair of faux fur-lined Bluetooth headphone earmuffs so they can jam out to their favorite songs while taking long winter strolls so they can feel like they're in the most dramatic part of a Hallmark holiday film masterpiece.

20. A ~beary~ smart portable pack of soap sheets, because when public bathrooms run out of hand soap (especially in times like ::gestures around::) that is *not* a good feeling. We love a cute *and* practical gift.

21. A ~groovy~ air freshener — it looks like a record player (you just swap out the "vinyl" when you want a fresh burst of scent). And with four different styles to choose from, based on Harry Styles's three solo albums and photos, you can fill your favorite person's car with deliciousness on multiple levels. Talk about treating people with kindness!
22. An external battery that'll be like giving them the gift of an always-charged smartphone for years to come — and really you too when you're out together, since it can charge more than one device!

23. A canister of Cadbury Drinking Chocolate ideal for curling up with during the cozy marathon of their choosing, whether catching up on the most recent Peak TV series together or revisiting an old fave (::cough 2005 P&P cough::).

24. A miniature Bluetooth speaker masquerading as a retro radio to prove your "R-E-S-P-E-C-T" for your giftee.

25. A pair of LED light saber chopsticks that are almost as good as just being able to Force levitate individual pieces of sushi right into their mouth.

26. A pack of generous-sounding silicone coasters for anyone who appreciates a good pun *and* keeping their precious furniture safe from water marks — these bbs are absorbent to catch any condensation.

27. A handheld electric milk frother that'll basically transform any kitchen into a schmancy little coffee shop. It even works to create cold foam!

28. A gorgeous textured travel wallet for anyone with first class taste but a coach budget. This'll store their cash, boarding pass, passport, credit cards, and more — all while looking like a chic mini clutch.

29. A whiskey-infusing kit to make your very own ~autumn old fashioned~ in the comfort of your own home and without having to follow a recipe or shop for special ingredients. The pouch is filled with dehydrated orange, pears, cranberries, and apples, plus granulated maple syrup and cinnamon for the perfect balance.

30. Other-Wordly, a beautifully illustrated collection of unique words from languages around the world any bibliophile would love to ~check out~.

31. A screaming goat figurine that'll help them release all that stress. Just press the button on the stump he stands on to hear those bleats that can't be beat.

Or! A desktop inflatable tube guy that can teach everyone a dance move or two. Why *couldn't* use the laugh that this thing provides?! Plus it makes a great gift for ::checks list:: just about anyone.

32. A toasty *fleece*-lined beanie to finally put an end to that frustrating forehead itch from 100% wool hats. Cuteness, comfort, and warmth — we really *can* have it all.

33. A gift box of scrumptious chocolate-covered pretzels, because even if you've been ~salty~ all year, you can make up for it with a sweet treat.

34. An acrylic water bottle shaped like a carton of "witch's grade" poison for your friend who....needs to be reminded to drink their water as if it were actually poison...This oughta do the trick!

35. The Extraordinary Book of Useless Information, a fun fact–filled volume of only the best (and least useful) tidbits for small talking like a champ and winning every single pub trivia night.

36. A face mask set that's sure to be the perfect ~fit~ for anyone who's always felt that the villains were the best part of Disney films.

37. An "All Dogs Are Good Dogs" jigsaw puzzle that makes the perfect gift for puzzle-heads, professional dog-petters, or anyone who's BOTH of those things.

38. A wedge ice cube set that'll perfectly chill any libation WITHOUT watering it down — and it also happens to look really cool.

39. Or an extra large skull ice cube mold for the ~coolest~ drink of all time — and like a "king cube," you only need one per glass!


40. A Casa Amor motel-style keychain straight out of Love Island for the person you've watched every single episode of every single season with — this gift is 100% their type on paper.

41. An 18-shade eyeshadow palette that'll deliver Sephora name brand–results, for a "wait, you only spent HOW much?!" price. Reviewers say the shadows blend beautifully and last all day!

42. Or Glossier's Monochromes eyeshadow palette, with three pans of the same shade in three different finishes (matte, satin, and metallic) for a gorgeous...well..monochrome eye look that says ~fashion~ with not a lot of effort.


43. A printable game template to turn the game of Guess Who into a RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE VERSION. Gift it to the person you've watched every season with....and then also give to yourself, because "if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?"

44. A mega-pack of acrylic, golden, and pearl hair clips for immediately improving any bad hair day. No one will ever guess the last time you washed your hair.
