1. Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
2. Bath Buzz Caffeinated Soap
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Because you can't bring your mug of coffee into the shower. $11.69.
3. The Selfie Remote Shutter Release
4. 1,500 Live Ladybugs
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Don't question it. $8.90.
5. Unicorns Are Jerks: A Coloring Book Exploring The Cold, Hard, Sparkly Truth
6. Canned Unicorn Meat
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For after you've been convinced by the coloring book. $14.95
7. Smuggle Your Booze Tampon Flask and Funnel
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Ultimate stealth. $12.95.
8. Dancing With Cats
9. One Pound of Cereal Marshmallows
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Who needs cereal? 14.99.
10. The Cat's Ass Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
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Appetizing. $8.03.
11. Men's Handerpants
12. Venus Fly Trap
13. Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken
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For all of your emergency chicken needs. $7.80.
14. Water Balloon Roulette
15. Face–Butt Towel
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Not sure why it had to be brown... $14.01.
Bonus: The Gift of Nothing
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For the person who has everything. $8.98.