1.
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
2.
Bath Buzz Caffeinated Soap
3.
The Selfie Remote Shutter Release
5.
Unicorns Are Jerks: A Coloring Book Exploring The Cold, Hard, Sparkly Truth
7.
Smuggle Your Booze Tampon Flask and Funnel
9.
One Pound of Cereal Marshmallows
10.
The Cat's Ass Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
13.
Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken
14.
Water Balloon Roulette
Bonus: The Gift of Nothing