1. It's been like a million hours since you last ate.
2. Your stomach starts to rumble. Time to eat.
^Actual picture of you^
3. You've got one thing on the brain.
4. So you decide that you might as well cook.
5. Because there's nothing in your fridge except an old yogurt and a bottle of wine.
6. The wine does not tide you over.
7. You meet up with a friend, who for some reason doesn't have a granola bar on hand for you.
8. And they ask you how you can be so upset about needing food.