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23 Things Kimmy Schmidt Would Totally Wear (And You Should Too)

"Pretty but tough... like beef jerky in a ball gown."

First of all, click play to get in the Kimmy ~mood~. And also because you deserve to hear the theme song again.

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And get it stuck in your head all day.

1. JanSport Big Student Backpack

With your name embroidered on, of course.

$50, Things Remembered.

2. Sony Walkman iPhone Case

The real thing may be a little impractical.

$15, Killer Duck Decals.

3. Panasonic Lightweight Headphones

To go with your "walkman."

$7.25, Amazon.

4. 7 Color LED Light UP Neon Canvas Slip On Sneaker

Light-up sneakers. For adults.

$67.80, Urban Og.

5. Tilly Cardigan

Bright colors for days.

$69,50, J. Crew.

6. Assorted Butterflies Iron On Appliqué Pack

To go on the cardigans.

$6.99, Joann.

7. Merona Solida Belt in White|pdp|viewed_viewed|pdpv1

$10.48, Target.

8. Life in Progress Hooded Denim Jacket

9. Scrunchie

10. Nylon Cordura Fanny Pack

For running through Central Park.

$22, American Apparel.

11. Can't Touch This Tee

A pop culture reference Kimmy would actually get.

$45, Topshop.

12. Ziggy Stardust Cat T Shirt

$9.95, Etsy.

13. Cropped Flex Fleece Zip Hoodie

14. Peep Toe High Sandals

In Kimmy's fave color, of course.

$179, Swedish Hasbeens.

15. Cotton Spandex Jersey Legging

Just don't bring them to Spirit Cycle.

$28, American Apparel.

16. Munki Monki Teeny Pigs Short Sleeve Pajamas in Yellow

17. Floral Crepe Bomber Jacket

18. Folding Umbrella

Except you can close it so you can feel the rain for the first time in fifteen years! #bunkerlife

$19.99, Mango.

19. Evie Low Rise Skinny Jeans

20. Alphabet Cube Necklace

Spell out "Kimmy" or "Mole Woman" or even your own name.

$3.60 for two letters, Etsy.

21. Small Cleo Crossbody in Frolic Blue

All floral everything.

$29, LeSportsac.

22. Colorful Chevron Friend Bracelet

You can share these with your roommate. Or bunkermate.

$4, Etsy.

23. Females Are Strong As Hell Tee

100% yes.

$22.40, Redbubble.

Never change, Kimmy.