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1. A tee fit for anyone with an irrational hatred of Alex Trebek.

"That'sh not what your mother shaid last night, Trebek."
Get it from Five Finger Tees for $9.99.
3. A mug that's perfect for holding a fine Caaaalifornia wine.

Probably should be a travel mug for all those times traffic is killer on the 405.
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4. A Mr. Bill dog toy that actually yells "Oh noooooo" when squeezed.
Watching a pup destroy him is even better than watching Mr. Hands do it.
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5. Or a pair of sweet patches for the person who weirdly relishes bad news.

Get the set of two from Dany Brito on Etsy for $6.75.
6. A revealing behind-the-scenes look at the 40-year history of SNL.

Get it from Amazon for $13.59 (paperback), $21.49 (hardcover), and $13.99 (Kindle).
Or try a memoir from cast members like Tina Fey, Darrell Hammond, Tracy Morgan, and more.
7. A tee for when someone talks too much about their future plans to ~not~ eat government cheese.

Get it from Amazon for $9.83+. Available in sizes Available in sizes S-3XL.
8. A tee that no one will be able to resist.

Because "no one can resist my Schweddy balls."
Get it from Busted Tees for $24. Available in sizes Available in sizes S-3XL.
9. A journal that's perfect for hiding the secret word and then saying it aloud anyway.

With accomplished Broadway actress Mindy Gracin on the cover.
Get it from the NBC Store for $9.95.
10. A tee for any lovah who wants to visit the Welshly Arms Hotel.

Get it from Cafe Press for $19.95. Available in sizes S-3XL.
11. A minimalist poster of Jake and Elwood Blues.

Get it from Print Wolf on Etsy for $18.
12. A pint glass straight from New York's hottest club... "BOOOOOF."

"This beer has EVERYTHING."
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13. A Stuart Smalley mug that'll help with daily affirmations in the morning.
Get it from Shoptiques for $13.
14. An illustrated print of Kristen Wiig characters, ranging from Penelope to the Target Lady.

"Guess I got you a really good present so..... basically Santa. Santa's my dad. Elves raised me.... soooooooo. Guess I'm just really good at presents."
Get it from Roaring Softly on Etsy for $12+.
15. A Bill Swerski's superfans tee to wear while hoping Chicago wins more than just the World Series.

Get it from Human for $19.99. Available in sizes S-2XL.
16. A mug that turns any office into the Weekend Update desk.

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17. A print of David Spade's flight attendant to point to when someone just needs to GTFO.

Get it from Layouts & Lenses on Society 6 for $15+.
18. A land shark tee that's worth opening the door for.

Get it from Amazon for $12.15+. Available in sizes S-5XL.
20. A bottle opener that says one of 10 different Drunk Uncle phrases when uncapping a bottle.

21. A print to immortalize Tom Hanks's most iconic role.

Get it from Brandon J. Carr on Society 6 for $14+.
22. And a Christmas version of the iconic David S. Pumpkins suit.

"Any questions?"
Get it from Amazon for $99.98+. Available in sizes 36-52.