ShoppingCaret RightGift Guide·Posted on Nov 12, 201625 Gifts That Will Thrill Any "SNL" FanSorry guys, dick in a box is not listed here.by Maitland QuitmeyerBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. A tee fit for anyone with an irrational hatred of Alex Trebek. fivefingertees.com "That'sh not what your mother shaid last night, Trebek."Get it from Five Finger Tees for $9.99. 2. A pair of pins for besties who like to "party on." etsy.com Get the set from Fairgoods on Etsy for $15. Also available in cufflinks. 3. A mug that's perfect for holding a fine Caaaalifornia wine. amazon.com Probably should be a travel mug for all those times traffic is killer on the 405.Get it from Amazon for $26.88. 4. A Mr. Bill dog toy that actually yells "Oh noooooo" when squeezed. amazon.com amazon.com Watching a pup destroy him is even better than watching Mr. Hands do it.Get it from Amazon for $6.99. 5. Or a pair of sweet patches for the person who weirdly relishes bad news. etsy.com Get the set of two from Dany Brito on Etsy for $6.75. 6. A revealing behind-the-scenes look at the 40-year history of SNL. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $13.59 (paperback), $21.49 (hardcover), and $13.99 (Kindle).Or try a memoir from cast members like Tina Fey, Darrell Hammond, Tracy Morgan, and more. 7. A tee for when someone talks too much about their future plans to ~not~ eat government cheese. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $9.83+. Available in sizes Available in sizes S-3XL. 8. A tee that no one will be able to resist. bustedtees.com Because "no one can resist my Schweddy balls."Get it from Busted Tees for $24. Available in sizes Available in sizes S-3XL. 9. A journal that's perfect for hiding the secret word and then saying it aloud anyway. nbcuniversalstore.com With accomplished Broadway actress Mindy Gracin on the cover. Get it from the NBC Store for $9.95. 10. A tee for any lovah who wants to visit the Welshly Arms Hotel. cafepress.com Get it from Cafe Press for $19.95. Available in sizes S-3XL. 11. A minimalist poster of Jake and Elwood Blues. etsy.com Get it from Print Wolf on Etsy for $18. 12. A pint glass straight from New York's hottest club... "BOOOOOF." amazon.com "This beer has EVERYTHING."Get it from Amazon for $21.19. 13. A Stuart Smalley mug that'll help with daily affirmations in the morning. shoptiques.com shoptiques.com Get it from Shoptiques for $13. 14. An illustrated print of Kristen Wiig characters, ranging from Penelope to the Target Lady. etsy.com "Guess I got you a really good present so..... basically Santa. Santa's my dad. Elves raised me.... soooooooo. Guess I'm just really good at presents."Get it from Roaring Softly on Etsy for $12+. 15. A Bill Swerski's superfans tee to wear while hoping Chicago wins more than just the World Series. lookhuman.com Get it from Human for $19.99. Available in sizes S-2XL. 16. A mug that turns any office into the Weekend Update desk. society6.com Get it from Liana Spiro on Society 6 for $15+. 17. A print of David Spade's flight attendant to point to when someone just needs to GTFO. society6.com Get it from Layouts & Lenses on Society 6 for $15+. 18. A land shark tee that's worth opening the door for. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $12.15+. Available in sizes S-5XL. 19. A portrait of Lawrence Welk's favorite guest, Dooneese. etsy.com etsy.com "I found a dead cat on the side of the road, so I took it home and put some honey on it, and then I cooked it and then I ate it, is that bad?"Get it from Gill Dreher on Etsy for $5+.And get a pair of tiny hands here. 20. A bottle opener that says one of 10 different Drunk Uncle phrases when uncapping a bottle. nbcuniversalstore.com "Is this Wi-Fi organic?"Get it from the NBC Store for $12.99 or Amazon for $11.10. 21. A print to immortalize Tom Hanks's most iconic role. society6.com Get it from Brandon J. Carr on Society 6 for $14+. 22. And a Christmas version of the iconic David S. Pumpkins suit. amazon.com "Any questions?"Get it from Amazon for $99.98+. Available in sizes 36-52. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for the BuzzFeed Gift Guide newsletter!