1. An enamel pin that answers the question, "Do you ever wear any other color?"
2. A pair of perfectly opaque black tights that don't let ~any~ skin show through.
3. A tote that details the three items on their to-do list every day.
4. A vampy eyeliner and lipstick set that's as dark as their black heart.
Get the set from Asos for $31.
5. A pair of socks that knows there are no ~butts~ about their love of black.
6. A coffee cup in their Pantone color of the year (every year).
7. A tee in the only other color they'd even consider wearing.
8. A mug that can be filled only with black coffee or tea.
9. An enamel pin that sums up their feelings when someone asks why they can't wear more color.
10. A bottle of detergent to keep their favorite clothes from fading from perfect darkness.
11. A cropped tee that knows what's up.
12. A pack of black water infused with fulvic acid for any health goth.
13. A poster that knows the most colorful people love to wear black.
14. A tube of the ultimate black liquid lipstick that lasts all damn day.
Get it from Sephora for $20.