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24 Gifts For People Who Only Wear Black

Nothing is ever the new black.

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1. An enamel pin that answers the question, "Do you ever wear any other color?"

Get it from Band of Weirdos on Etsy for $10.

2. A pair of perfectly opaque black tights that don't let ~any~ skin show through.

All. Black. Everything.

Get them from Nordstrom for $24. For a cheaper option, try the pair on the right from Forever 21 for $6.90.

3. A tote that details the three items on their to-do list every day.

Get it from Shop Nylon for $27.

4. A vampy eyeliner and lipstick set that's as dark as their black heart.

Get the set from Asos for $31.

5. A pair of socks that knows there are no ~butts~ about their love of black.

Undies, socks, hair ties, everything BLACK.

Get them from Urban Outfitters for $8.

6. A coffee cup in their Pantone color of the year (every year).

Get it from Amazon for $4.49.

7. A tee in the only other color they'd even consider wearing.

Grey is just like a softer black.

Get it from Shop Nylon or Pyknic on Etsy for $29. Available in sizes S–XL.

8. A mug that can be filled only with black coffee or tea.

Get it from The Mug District on Etsy for $14.99+.

9. An enamel pin that sums up their feelings when someone asks why they can't wear more color.

Get it from Forever 21 for $10.

10. A bottle of detergent to keep their favorite clothes from fading from perfect darkness.

Get it from Amazon for $8.99.

11. A cropped tee that knows what's up.

"I'm smiling on the inside."

Get it from Revl Apparel on Etsy for $12.78.

12. A pack of black water infused with fulvic acid for any health goth.

Especially great for RHONJ fans.

Get a pack of 12 from Amazon for $26.28.

13. A poster that knows the most colorful people love to wear black.

It reads, "She always wears black, but she has the most colorful mind."

Get the instant download from WA Studios on Etsy for $5.63.

14. A tube of the ultimate black liquid lipstick that lasts all damn day.

Get it from Sephora for $20.

15. A set of glittery crowns that make the most chic holiday accessories.

Get a pack of 10 from H&M for $5.99.

16. A phone case that says no to trendy colors.

Get it from Wall Threads on Society 6 for $35.

17. A set of onesies for only the most stylish babies.

Has nothing to do with black being good at hiding stains. Nothing at all.

Get a three-pack from H&M for $12.99. Available in sizes 0/1 mo.–2/3 yr.

18. A print of the original man in black himself, Johnny Cash.

"I wore black because I liked it. I still do, and wearing it still means something to me. It's still my symbol of rebellion — against a stagnant status quo, against our hypocritical houses of God, against people whose minds are closed to others' ideas." —Johnny Cash

Get it from Martina Antoni on Society 6 for $15.60+.

19. A set of balloons for only the most elegant of ~black tie~ soirees.

Or to just float around their bedroom on a daily basis.

Get a set of 15 from Fairgoods on Etsy for $10.

Also available in beer.

20. A black velvet on black sweatshirt that will match any shade of black pants.

So they don't step into the sunlight and see their black pants and black top are DIFFERENT COLORS.

Get it from H&M for $12.99. Available in sizes XS–XL.

21. An bottle of black dye to stain all the colorful clothing they may be wrongly gifted this year.

Get it from Amazon for $6.62.

22. A geometric print that sees the art in shades of black and grey.

Get it from Word Kitty on Etsy for $11+.

23. A jumbo pack of black napkins that won't get white particles all over their clothes.


Get them from Amazon for $4.39.

24. And a print that knows an LBD is always ~dangerously~ stylish.

Get it from Find Myself Lost on Etsy for $4.48.

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