Nifty·Posted on Dec 2, 201526 Brilliant Gifts Only English Nerds Will AppreciateSecond only to getting them a job.by Maitland QuitmeyerBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Amy Sefton for BuzzFeed Life 1. A tee that proclaims the universal truth about movie adaptations. etsy.com $15.99, Yoma Wear. 2. Temporary quote tattoos to practice for the real thing. litographs.com litographs.com $5, Litographs. 3. A table light that makes any room an Actual Library. fairgoods.com $85, Fair Goods. 4. A flask with one of the great ~writing tenets~ emblazoned on it. etsy.com $24, Local Design. 5. A mug to sass anyone who asks how English majors earn a living. etsy.com $12.75, The Silver Spider. 6. A journal with 642 unique writing prompts to get the creative juices flowing. fancy.com $14, Fancy. 7. A double-headed booklight so speed readers don't have to adjust it EVERY page. momastore.org momastore.org $20, MoMA. 8. A notebook designed to help plot out the next Great Novel. modcloth.com $16.99, ModCloth. 9. A bag to tote around a full library of novels. modcloth.com $19.99, ModCloth. 10. A tee that'll fit any punster to a T. etsy.com $13.99, BoooTees. 11. A pair of banned book socks to show the ~edgy~ side of an English major. uncommongoods.sjv.io $10, Uncommon Goods. 12. An invisible bookshelf that also marks where you left off. fancy.com It holds 15 lbs of books!$20, Fancy. 13. A print that depicts famous novels' opening lines — in sentence diagram form. popchartlab.com $29, Pop Chart Lab. 14. Book-printed cardboard stools that pop together when you need emergency seating. firebox.com $30.09, Firebox. 15. A handmade comma rug to show you're #TeamOxfordComma. etsy.com $155, Surface Werks. 16. Or punctuation earrings that will add DrAmA to your look. etsy.com $30, Meytal Barnoy. 17. A typewriter memo pad for only the most urgent reminders. urbanoutfitters.com $12.95, Urban Outfitters. 18. A tent for book nerds who are answering The Call of the Wild. fieldcandy.com $443, Field Candy. 19. A quirky notebook to push right past the writer's block. modcloth.com $14.99, ModCloth. 20. A pen for taking notes in the book you're ~not~ supposed to be reading for class. barnesandnoble.com ::Procrastinates by reading:: $14, Barnes & Noble. 21. A USB drive that lets you bring 3000 classic books with you wherever you go. innovations.com.au $29.95, Innovations. 22. A dainty pencil brooch to show everyone you're in writer mode. etsy.com $10, Rock Cakes. 23. A tote with the the face you make any time someone asks, "Why do you have so many books?" buyolympia.com $24, Buy Olympia. 24. A notebook that doubles as a pocket square for jotting down the jauntiest notes. animicausa.com $9.99, Animi Causa. 25. A simple reminder for writers of any sort. etsy.com $5, Keileo. 26. And a bookend to hold back the dwindling number of books you haven't read yet. hm.com $12.99, H&M. Want awesome DIY tips in your inbox three times a week? Sign up for the BuzzFeed DIY newsletter!