1. A single-handed tape dispenser, because wrapping presents is always weirdly stressful — this makes it way easier so you corners can *actually* stay tight. Just pull the lever to cut the tape!
2. A borderline genius nail-drying *spray* that with one quick spritz helps your polish dry sooooo much faster, so you can get back to snacking and texting your friends back without ruining your fresh nails.
3. A just-the-right-size planner with a stately faux leather cover, tabbed sections, gold foiling, and weekly and monthly sections so you at least feel like your life is in order. Mood.
4. Essence's Lash Princess mascara, which over *93,000* five-star reviewers swear by for dramatic length and volume *without* clumps, thanks to the flake- and gob-free formula and cone-shaped brush.
5. A set of three *fabric* resistance bands so you can add some more movies to your at-home workout, without the rolling, pinching, and snagging caused by latex ones.
6. Glossier's new ~Beauty Bag~, a coated cotton makeup pouch perfectly sized to house *all* your essentials (standing up!) and in what I think is the best color combo of all time.
7. The Unofficial Disney Parks Cookbook for anyone who is missing their Dole Whip, Mickey Pretzels, churros, or Star Wars blue milk — this has recipes inspired by all three and more!
8. A clear acrylic makeup mixing palette so you can stop wasting product on the back of your hand (and later getting it...all over your clothes) when applying cream and liquid products with a brush. It's great for mixing custom colors too!
9. An ombre crystal soap-making kit great for scientists-in-the making of any age. It comes with everything you need to make three unique geode-like soaps for a combo of fun and learning you really can't beat — and the results are just plain ole pretty.
10. A mug warmer to keep your coffee, tea, ho cho, hot toddy, nice and toasty while you power through your work during the colder months without having to interrupt yourself for a trip to the microwave.
11. A pair of thick *sherpa*-lined sweatpant joggers which are basically like a giant hug for your legs. Can you *imagine* a comfier pair of pants??
12. An anti-fogging spray to keep your glasses crystal clear while you stay Masked-Up. One quick spritz, let it sit and dry on your lenses, and you're good to go!
13. A book of *supersized* New York Times Sunday crosswords for when you need a little break but also want to give your brain a little workout. This has all the productive procrastination you'll need.
14. A hard water stain cleaner reviewers swear by to banish the peskiest dried water stains and soap scum from glass shower doors, faucets, tiles, you name it.
15. A cashmere-esque scarf you can throw over your coat all day this winter, wrap around your torso as a shawl this spring, and even use as a cozy blanket on those freezing airplanes.
16. A jar of Fresh's Petal Soft Deep Hydration lip balm to condition and soften your pout, delivering hydration for *24* hours. The silky smooth texture and rose scent reviewers love is really just the cherry on top.
17. An electric handwarmer that's *also* a backup battery for your phone so you and your favorite device can feel ~recharged~ on cold days.
18. A chunky knit satin-lined winter beanie to keep your head toasty warm when the temperatures drop *and* help protect your hair from damage and moisture loss without disrupting your style or curl pattern.
19. A pack of Wander Beauty gold foil under eye masks that'll look *and* feel incredibly luxe as they work to brighten and hydrate your under eues —
20. A portable pack of soap sheets, because when public bathrooms run out of soap (especially in times like ::gestures around::) that is *not* a good feeling.
21. A paint can filled with *three* sizes of gummy bears (regular, mini, and GIANT) that'll make the perfect gift for an Goldilocks in your life — or just for yourself.
22. A subscription to HBO Max, because if you haven't heard, Warner is releasing all their movies next year on the platform. Plus there's already tons and tons of great content on there now (we're talking Doctor Who, The French Prince, classic films like Casablanca, and all the HBO shows you know and love).
23. A Dolly Parton mug you'll want to put on display on the coffee table or kitchen counter to make fueling up for another grueling workday just a little better. Pour yourself a cup of ambition, bb.
24. Knope for President, a Parks and Rec-inspired card game where players compete to "spin" various scandals they get ~dealt~, all of which are inspired by the TV show.
25. Milk Makeup Cannabis Sativa Seed Oil Hydrating Face Mask if you're looking for mess-free application. Just swipe the stick applicator over your face, leave it on to five to ten minutes, then rinse for calmer, gently exfoliated skin.
26. A Baby Foot exfoliating peel that'll make dead, dry, rough foot skin a distant memory. Just pop the mitts on your feet, sit with them on for an hour, then take 'em off and live your life. A few days later you can just sit back and watch your dead, dry skin fall right off.
27. The Complete Whiskey Course, a tasting school (with 10 classes!) in book form for the burgeoning whiskey lover in your life — and even if you don't like the brown stuff yourself, it'll be fun to do together.
28. A cleaning putty to easily (and kind of fun-ly!) clean your car air conditioner vents, laptop keyboard, cupholders, remote buttons, and any other tricky little areas where dust and crumbs accumulate.
29. A cute cactus-covered wireless charger you can customize with your name so everyone else in your household knows it's YOURS whenever your phone is feeling a little bit ~low-energy~.
30. A reusable Revlon oil-absorbing roller stick with a ball made of volcanic stone that sucks the excess shine right off your face. Just pop it out and give it a wash once in a while and you can reuse it over and over and over again!
31. A desktop inflatable tube guy that can teach everyone a dance move or two. Why *couldn't* use the laugh that this thing provides?! Plus it makes a great gift for ::checks list:: just about anyone.
32. A Friends-inspired letter board with 145 letters, icons, and images to spell out your very fave quotes from the show, depending on how your mood ~pivots~.
33. A Dracula garlic mincer for anyone who appreciates irony, has strong feelings about their favorite vampire, or just really loves garlic bread. And if you're on board with all three like me, even better.
34. And a cute little buffalo plaid iced coffee koozie, because it's iced coffee season all year round (I refuse to hear otherwise) but we'd like to keep our fingertips from freezing.
