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1. Elegant rings that show exactly how classy swearing can be.
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$44.73, Neoromantica.
2. A word necklace when you really want to ~pardon your French~.
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And wish yourself good luck.
$18, Exaltation.
3. A lil' pin to point to when someone is not being straight with you.
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$5, Bruised Tongue.
4. A gold bracelet to wear your feminist pride on your sleeve.
5. A ring to put on when you're writing your shit list.
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$9.99, Wire Boutique 2012.
6. A heart necklace for those who fucking love abbrevs.
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$8.47, Sour Cherry.
7. A circle pendant to pull out when someone tries to bother you.
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$25, Bit X Brown.
8. A reminder to fucking take care of yourself.
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$29.84, Dream City Jewels.
9. Middle finger studs that are really damn tiny.
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$6, Prosperity Inc.
10. Or a reminder to be fucking nice for once.
11. A delicate cuff that whispers more than shouts "badass."
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$20, Simple Stamp.
12. Floral studs that are shitting pretty.
13. A gold band for when you just need to ask, "What the actual fuck?"
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$40, Tawnie and Brina.
14. A bracelet for when someone tries to bust your killer mood.
$20, Ashley Lorren Designs.
15. Matching necklaces for your triumvirate.
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$44.85, Charms on Things.
16. Pendants straight from the mouth of Ron Weasley.
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$30, Studio Nine Jewelry.
17. A set of all the necessary fucking phrases.
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$30 for the set, Knotwork Shop.
18. A necklace that encourages you to be the badass you wish to see in the world.
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$24, Daylight Derived.
19. A reminder to be an adventurous bitch.
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$26, Spiffing Jewelry.
20. Teeny studs that show your love for coffee.
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Or Twin Peaks.
$15.44, Sconnie and Jam.
21. A necklace for those who like a good euphemism.
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$40, PoKo Jewelry.
22. A bracelet to give to someone you love or remind you that you love YOURSELF.
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$20, Cynical Redhead.
23. A simple band that dresses up flipping the bird.
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$9.99, Fabulous Stamping.
24. A bracelet that sums up your bitchin' weekend plans.
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$17, Cynical Redhead.