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34 Cozy Onesies For The Laziest Person You Know

Onesies that'll warm your bunsies.

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1. A pegagus unicorn onesie that encourages naps of mythic proportion.

Get it from Forever 21 for $29.90. / Sizes 0X-3X.

2. A union suit with a pompom zipper you donut want to miss out on.

Get it from Modcloth for $34.99. / Sizes S-XL.

3. A red and green onesie that'll help you ~earn your stripes.~

Top honors in Netflix bingeing.

Get it from Target for $26.99. / Sizes 1X-2X. / Also available in men's, kids', toddlers', babys' and women's sizes XS-XL.

4. A koala onesie for any herbivorous marsupial.

Get it from Hollister for $59.95. / Sizes XS/S-M/L.

5. A onesie that's perfect for après ski lounging.

Get it from ASOS for $53. / Sizes XXS-XXL.

6. A ribbed onesie with a pretty ribbon drawstring waist.

Get it from Missguided for $39.60. / Sizes 2-10. / Also available in black.

7. A sherpa onesie for any hibernating polar bear.

Get it from Nordstrom for $48. / Sizes XS-L.

8. A velour onesie that's like a throwback to your favorite middle school track suit.

Get it from Abercrombie for $44 (on sale from $88). / Sizes XS-L.

9. A Stay Puft onesie that'll keep you as toasty as a campfire marshmallow.

Get it from Hot Topic for $49.90. / Sizes S/M-L/XL.

10. A onesie that's literally the cat's pajamas.

Get it from Torrid or Amazon for $44.90. Sizes L/2X-3X/4X.

11. A Darth Vader onesie that'll teach you to use the Force — to bring the remote closer.|AS%26slotId%3D1%26kws%3Donesie

Get it from Macy's for $34.99 (on sale from $70). / Sizes S-XL.

12. A dalmatian onesie for any Cruella de Vil who is more lazy than evil.

Get it from Topshop for $65. / Sizes S-L.

13. A tie dye onesie that'll inspire Cheshire Cat dreams.

Get them from Nordstrom for $40. / Size 1X here and sizes XS-L here.

14. A Wonder Woman onesie that's perfect for bingeing Amazon video.

Get it? Because she's Amazonian.

Get it from Think Geek for $44.99. / Sizes S-3X.

15. A plaid flannel onesie that's deceptively cute.

Get it from Simply Be for $40.99. / Sizes 8/10-28/30.

16. A Pusheen kigurumi that's ready for any adventure (followed by a cat nap).

Get it from ThinkGeek for $59.99. / One size.

17. A fleece onesie with 👏 hoodie 👏 pockets 👏 for optimal coziness.

Get it from Kohl's for $38.99 (on sale from $56). / Sizes 1X-3X. / Available in nine prints.

18. A fuzzy onesie that'll make you say, "I'm a mouse, duh!"

Get it from Forever 21 for $29.90. / Sizes 0X-3X.

19. A velvet onesie that'll make you feel like royalty.

Get it from BooHoo for $26. / Sizes S-L.

20. A jersey union suit that's a classic for a reason.

Get it from J. Crew for $69.50. / Sizes S-L.

21. A sunset-printed onesie you'll want to stay in from dawn 'til dusk.

And then until dawn again.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $69. / Sizes XS-L.

22. An animal kigurumi you'll be an ele-fan of.

Get it from Amazon for $19.10+. / Sizes XS-XL. / Available in ten animals.

23. A beer pong onesie that'll help you score.|AS%26slotId%3D38%26kws%3Donesie

Get it from Macy's for $27.99. / Sizes S-L.

24. A thermal union suit in a cozy waffle fabric.

Get it from Amazon for $39. / Sizes 1X-4X. / Available in three colors/patterns.

Check out the same union suit in sizes XS-2X here.

25. A Grinch onesie for any bad banana with a.... 🎶 GREASY BLACK PEEL.🎶

Get it from Amazon for $34.82. / Sizes XS-3X.

26. A magenta cow onesie that'll put you in the mooooooooood.

The mood for milk and cookies.

Get it from Missguided for $45. / Sizes S-L.

27. A dotty union suit that's ridiculously comfy.

Snap-down butt flaps can look a little silly, but this open seam is just convenient AF.

Get it from Amazon for $45. / Sizes S-XL.

28. A smiley face onesie that really sums up your emotions when you don't have to leave the house all weekend.

Get it from Forever 21 for $24.90. / Sizes XS-L.

29. A Ghostbusters uniform onesie that's perfect for watching spooky movies in.


Get it from Amazon for $29.99+. / Sizes S-2X.

30. A footed onesie covered in holiday-themed Hello Kitties.

Get it from Macy's for $29.99. / Sizes 1X-3X. Get sizes M-XL here.

31. A pancake onesie ideal for extra-long brunches.

Get it from Target for $27.99. / Sizes XS-X and 2X-3X here.

32. A penguin union suit that's perfect for ~chilling.~

Get it from Amazon for $39.99. / Sizes 1X-3X.

Get sizes XS-XL here.

33. A Little Mermaid onesie for anyone feeling a little shellfish.

"Yeah, sorry I can't come out tonight. I need to practice my ~scales~."

Get it from Amazon or Macy's for $35.99. / Sizes XS-2X.

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