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1. A baguette-shaped rest to ease the strain on your wrists and keep you ~bready~ to work, work, work.
2. A sweet bedtime story featuring Rocket Raccoon and Baby Groot you (and any children) are sure to marvel at.
3. An elephant piggy bank who really, really wants you to put some junk* in its trunk.
4. A pair of cushioned crew socks everyone else can read when you're running off from plan to plan.
5. A Friday night football-inspired candle for anyone who misses that high school feeling...or frankly is just dying for a Friday Night Lights rewatch.
6. A protective phone case printed with playful cats and featuring a squishy kitty you can *POKE* whenever you're feeling a tad stressed.
7. Croissant stud earrings to speak sweet nothings into your ears... en français, of course.
8. A trio of sturdy file folders that really sum up those Monday-at-3:15pm blues, while keeping them in a pretty pastel and gold package.
9. A microwave popcorn maker to help you fully stock up for your three-day Labor Day weekend Netflix binge; no oil required to pop it!
10. An enamel pin representing one of George Costanza's most iconic looks; but be careful — he just might seduce you, too.
11. A fidget spinner with (wait for it) three fruit-flavored lip glosses hidden inside like the treasures they are.
12. A box of dog-shaped paperclips to add a certain ~pug-nache~ to your paperwork. They also make great bookmarks!
13. A Funko Pop Jon Snow action figure who looks so adorably concerned my heart might just burst. And before you ask, yes you can see his little man bun in the back.
14. And a silicone direwolf cake pan, because the only way to get through a whole Game of Thrones-less year is by eating cake. A lot of cake.
15. A baseball cap that reflects your weekend and #vacay mood. And explains why your hair might be slightly less than clean.
16. A pair of cheeky cord keepers to F I N A L L Y corral your tangled headphones once and for all. "No escaping" is right!
17. An insulated lunch bag that'll make you say "HOT DOG! This sandwich is delicious!"
18. A bird skull-shaped jewelry box sure to provide the perfect gothic backdrop for all your favorite baubles.
19. A wind-proof umbrella you can *wear on your wrist* when your hands are full or you just really need a free one to open the door, for Pete's sake.
20. A glowing jellyfish who wants to float in your bathtub so you can have the most magically relaxing time possible.
21. A two-pack of fuzzy headbands to keep your hair dry and out of your face while sheet masking, washing your face, or applying makeup.
22. A Loch Ness monster-shaped bookmark that ensures losing your place is a thing of the past.
23. A trio of donut sticky notepads to help you take a ~bite~ out of your to-do list.
24. A mug for anyone who needs a little reminder to be nice before they have their morning coffee. A reminder they'll 100% ignore.
25. A puppy selfie stick (complete with squeaky ball to get your doggo to look in the right direction) to turn your bestie into a veritable Kim Barkdashian.
26. A ring to put on when you're writing your shit list.
27. A set of coasters that looks like a cactus when not in use so you don't get ~prickly~ when people leave water rings on your table.
28. A prosecco pong game set for anyone not sure that classic beer pong adds enough elegance to their soirée.
29. A perfectly-slouchy tee to prove that when you SAY you have plans, you aren't ~kitten~ around.
30. A shark-shaped pet bed for small-to-medium sized animals; little will they know that they are in the JAWS...of comfort!
31. A cosmetic (or pencil) pouch to remind you of your motto when applying your favorite lipstick in the morning.
32. Punderdome, a card game for anyone who considers puns the highest form of humor. You might say it brings ~wordplay~ to the next level.
33. A pair of salt and pepper shakers to make cooking in the kitchen feel a little bit more like *cooking* (Breaking Bad-style).
34. And a waffle stick maker, because don't those sound really good right now?
Seriously, can someone get me a waffle ASAP?
