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    33 Cool And Random Things You Can Probably Afford

    A color-changing face mask, Timothée Chalamet tee, avocado rug, and 30 other things to make you say, "Ugh thanks BuzzFeed, now I NEED THIS!"

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    1. A lovely lady who longs to use your sponge as a wig, keeping it dry and bacteria-free until the next pile of dishes needs to be done.

    2. A Call Me By Your Name–inspired Timothée Chalamet t-shirt for anyone who is still jealous of James Ivory's Oscars outfit.

    3. A deep-cleansing, 24K gold–infused mask that'll change color from gold to white as it dries on your skin, clearing out pores, removing dead skin cells, and refining your skin's texture.

    4. A sloth car decal, because you can't get pulled over for a speeding ticket with this little fella waving from the back seat. It's true; I didn't make up the rules.

    5. A Sophia Petrillo figurine to inspire your best zingers and burns. "Picture it: Sicily, 1922."

    6. A super-cheap tea towel for anyone whose aesthetic is a little bit illustrated fruits and a little bit Biggie lyrics.

    7. A transparent shower curtain that'll make your tiny bathroom feel bigger, while adding a hint of tropical vacation vibes with the palm and monstera leaf print.

    8. A dainty gold-plated necklace with rhinestones in the shape of your zodiac sign's constellation. You and this necklace? A pairing written in the stars.

    9. A wine glass emblazoned with your favorite new Vanderpump Rules quote. Fill it with your finest $5 full-bodied red and pair with... well, pasta.

    10. The Extraordinary Book of Useless Information, a fun fact–filled volume of only the best (and least useful) tidbits so you can small talk like a champ and win every single pub trivia night.

    11. A vibrant Caboodle for an adorable throwback that'll ALSO help you keep your overflowing makeup kit (or all your favorite *sparkly gel pens*) organized.

    12. An English muffin splitter to neatly half your favorite breakfast food WITHOUT ruining the structural integrity of the ever-important Nooks and Crannies.

    13. A Bob Ross chia pet, because simply painting happy trees is no longer enough. Now he gets to *be* a happy tree.

    14. A wicker-print, insulated cooler so you can carry your all your picnic delicacies and keep 'em chilled — PLUS it's strong enough to double as a seat!

    15. A personalized mug (you can customize it with your dog's breed and name!) to inspire you during that 9-to-5 grind.

    16. A pop star–worthy beach towel, so when your friend says "Ugh, why do you always have the cutest stuff?!" You can just sing "Oops, I Did It Again".

    17. A bow tie with a built-in bottle opener to put the dandy in handy-dandy.

    18. A hand-held nightlight you can take with you on every trip or vacation, chasing away the nighttime scaries for good.

    19. An eye mask with a crystal clear message to the sun that comes streaming in *wayyyyyy* too early on weekend summer mornings.

    20. Surprisingly inexpensive ankle strap sandals with pearls in the heels so you can truly ~step up~ your summer outfits.

    21. A Reuben sandwich dog toy that'll make you say "Katz's? Never heard of it."

    22. A face wash foamer to fluff up whatever cleanser you use, so you use less product (saving $$ in the long run) and enjoy a more ~luxurious~ experience. Plus, the foamed up wash is less harsh on sensitive skin!

    23. A cheeky or travel-inspiring planner, because you totally forgot to start one in January, but it's not too late!!

    24. A pair of bold and super stylish frames with blue light–blocking lenses so you don't get a computer headache after staring at your screen for hours and hours and hours and hours.

    25. A cut-out shark print one piece to help you take a ~bite~ out of summer fun.

    26. A set of Star Wars Lip Smackers, because dry lips are the path to the Dark Side.

    27. A perfectly pink Powerpuff tee for an outfit composed of sugar, spice, and everything nice.

    28. A six-pack of non-sticky rainbow slime filled with glitter and pearl beads, because regular slime just won't do it anymore.

    29. A Lucille Bluth pin you can point to when someone asks a question you don't understand, and won't respond to.

    30. A silicone trivet to keep your counters beary safe from scorching.

    31. A stovetop Taiyaki maker that'll help you whip up Instagrammable fish-shaped waffles in the comfort of your own home. Leaving the house is overrated, but these fin-tastic treats are not.

    32. A cheery rug that, unlike real avocados, won't turn from perfectly ripe to brown in approximately .0000005 seconds.

    33. A Van Gogh coloring book you can fill out while watching the "Vincent and the Doctor" episode of Doctor Who — just be careful not to cry onto the book when you're watching, you don't want your artwork to smudge.

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