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1.A lovely lady who longs to use your sponge as a wig, keeping it dry and bacteria-free until the next pile of dishes needs to be done.
22.A face wash foamer to fluff up whatever cleanser you use, so you use less product (saving $$ in the long run) and enjoy a more ~luxurious~ experience. Plus, the foamed up wash is less harsh on sensitive skin!
23.A cheeky or travel-inspiring planner, because you totally forgot to start one in January, but it's not too late!!
24.A pair of bold and super stylish frames with blue light–blocking lenses so you don't get a computer headache after staring at your screen for hours and hours and hours and hours.
31.A stovetop Taiyaki maker that'll help you whip up Instagrammable fish-shaped waffles in the comfort of your own home. Leaving the house is overrated, but these fin-tastic treats are not.
32.A cheery rug that, unlike real avocados, won't turn from perfectly ripe to brown in approximately .0000005 seconds.
33.A Van Gogh coloring book you can fill out while watching the "Vincent and the Doctor" episode of Doctor Who — just be careful not to cry onto the book when you're watching, you don't want your artwork to smudge.
You, being totally taken aback by just HOW cool & random all these products are: